I'm not armed.

Description: A basketball star is booted out of the NBA when his on-court antics go too far, so he poses as a woman and joins the WUBA.

Cast:
Jamal Jefferies: Miguel A. Núñez Jr.
Michelle Langford: Vivica A. Fox
Lorne Daniels: Kevin Pollak
Puff Smokey Smoke: Tommy Davidson
Latisha Jansen: Kim Wayans
Aunt Ruby: Jenifer Lewis
Romeo: Ginuwine
Tina Parker: Lil' Kim
Coach Rivers: Annie Corley
Vicki Sanchez: Tammi Reiss
Magda Rowonowitch: Heather Quella
Natalie Kemper: Angie Cossey
Debbie Scruggs: Itoro Coleman
Commissioner: Terry Loughlin
Lorne's Secretary: Bonnie Johnson
Carla: Deanna Dawn
Betty (Card Player): Carol Mitchell-Leon
Mable (Card Player): Deborah Duke
Esther (Card Player): Pearl Jones
Andrew Stewart: Tyrone Bogues
Arch Player Coyner: Dikembe Mutombo
Beat Player Whitley: Rasheed Wallace
Beat Player Morse: Vlade Divac
Jeanne Zelasko: Jeanne Zelasko
Chris Myers: Chris Myers
Roy Firestone: Roy Firestone
Kenny Albert: Kenny Albert
Kevin Frazier: Kevin Frazier
Cynthia Cooper: Cynthia Cooper
Katy Steding: Katy Steding
Teresa Weatherspoon: Teresa Weatherspoon
Jay Leno: Jay Leno
Beat Player Kerns: Reginald Coles III
Beat Coach: Ric Reitz
UBA Referee: J. Don Ferguson
Rickey: Omar J. Dorsey
Autograph Kid: Andrew Kenny
Young Girl: Brittani Warrick
Arbitrator: Mert Hatfield
City Cop: Mark Allan Stewart
Doctor: Elliott Street
Nurse: Judy Simpson
Triplet #1: Jaclyn Dahm
Triplet #2: Erica Dahm
Triplet #3: Nicole Dahm
Asian Guy: Lance Krall
Moving Man: Eddie Rouse
Waiter: Michael Drake
WUBA Referee: Everett Summers
Arch Coach: Christopher Simmons
Announcer: Brad Abrell
Bikini Girl: Rhonda Marie Alston
Large Woman on Plane: Susan Avery
Rabid Bearded Basketball Fan: Cameron Beach
Principal: Ronald Boone
Young Banshee Fan: Dustin Bullard
Restaurant Patron: Kathryn Burns
Police Officer: Darren W. Conrad
Kid Playing Basketball: Seth Curry
Banshees Autograph Fan: Tyler Lee Davis
Furniture Mover: Sam Edens
Reporter: Jenny Sylivant
Restaurant Guest: Adam Minarovich
Sports Reporter: Dennis Gomez
News Photographer: Lee Hardin
Professor in Airport: Robert Harris
Club Goer: Tasha Holland
Lucas: Eric Holloway
Airline Ticket Agent: Jim Keisler
Charlotte Banshees Team Official, Charlotte Beat Score Keeper: David Lowe
Sports Secretary: Tiffany LeShai McMinn
Airline Passenger: George Peroulas
Banshee Athletic Trainer: Jennifer L. Ray
Night Club Patron: David Rivitz
Banshees Sportscaster: David Michael Ross
Airplane Baby: Logan Siu
Airport Security: Ron Clinton Smith
Courtside Fan: Vanelle
Bikini Model: Nicole Williams

Written by: Bradley Allenstein

Director: Jesse Vaughan

Production: Morgan Creek Entertainment, Warner Bros. Pictures

Release date: 21 Jun 2002

Box Office: $13,670,733