What's her head now? Zero zero five, sir. Let's play it safe. Steer zero three five. Steer zero three five. Steer zero three five, sir. She ought to a steady down on that, provided it doesn't blow up anymore. There it is. A piece of shrapnel, quarter of an inch from the heart. Forceps.

Description: Ferdinand Waldo Demara Jr. is a versatile man who gets his kicks out of impersonating a marine, a monk, a navy surgeon and a prison warden, eventually getting in trouble with the law for it.

Cast:
Ferdinand Waldo Demara Jr.: Tony Curtis
Father Devlin: Karl Malden
Capt. Glover - HMCS Cayuga: Edmond O'Brien
Warden J.B. Chandler: Arthur O'Connell
Pa Demara: Gary Merrill
Lt. Catherine Lacey: Joan Blackman
Abbott Donner: Raymond Massey
R.C. Brown: Robert Middleton
Ma Demara: Jeanette Nolan
Eulalie Chandler: Sue Ane Langdon
Cardinal: Larry Gates
Clifford Thompson: Mike Kellin
Barney: Frank Gorshin
WAC Lieutenant: Cindi Wood
Hotchkiss: Dick Sargent
Fred Demara Jr.: Robert Crawford Jr.
Farmer Hauling Fertilizer: Doodles Weaver
Lieutenant Commander Howard - HMCS Cayuga: Ward Ramsey
Dr. Hammond: David White
Capt. Hun Kim: Philip Ahn
Senior Officer: Herbert Rudley
Defense Lieutenant: Jerry Paris
Dr. Joseph Mornay: Harry Carey Jr.
Lt. Thornton: Willard Sage
Guard: Jarl Victor
Minor Role: Warren Vanders
Sergeant: Don Ross
WAC Corporal: Helen Boll
Monk: Charles Perry
Nurse: Maggie Brooks
Sheriff: Charles Cane
Dr. Kozumplik: Charles Cantor
Korean Woman: Jane Chang
Mr. Warren: Gage Clarke
Marine Major: John Cliff
Sgt. Wilkerson: Russ Conway
Military Policeman: Lincoln Demyan
Elsie: Joanna Dix
Sailor: James Dobson
Wireless Operator: Roger Dollarhide
Reporter: George Taylor
Seaman: Bill McLean
Sister Veronica: Elizabeth Flournoy
Soldier: Frank Sentry
State Official: Richard Gaines
Monk in Monastery: Richard George
Cabbie: Tim Graham
Federal Prison Inmate: Joe Gray
State Department Official: Bob Hastings
Highway Patrol Officer: Tom Steele
Surgeon Commander Winston: Wendell Holmes
Board Member: Norman Stevans
FBI Man: Don Wilbanks
Korean Soldier: Dale Ishimoto
Korean Officer: Robert Kino
Escoring Officer: Hugh Lawrence
Prisoner: John Roy
Messenger: Douglas Marland
French Waiter: Alphonse Martell
Tirdell: Frank Maxwell
RCN Commander: Oliver McGowan
Federal Prison Guard: David McMahon
Board Officer: John W. Morley
Secretary: Colleen O'Sullivan
Miss Kane: Nancy Root
Morgan: Bing Russell
RCN Chief: Dan Sheridan
St. Augustine School Classmate: John Slosser
Korean Patient: Roy Taguchi
Ben Stone: Harry Townes
Head Nurse: Barbara Wooddell
Cardinal's aide: John Zaremba

Written by: Robert Crichton, Liam O'Brien

Director: Robert Mulligan

Production: Universal International Pictures

Release date: 01 Feb 1961