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Description: During World War II, the British must attack a German ship, but it's safe in neutral Goa. As a result, they send civilians: former soldiers who are about sixty years old.

Cast:
Colonel Lewis Pugh: Gregory Peck
Captain Gavin Stewart: Roger Moore
Colonel W. H. Grice: David Niven
Jack Cartwright: Trevor Howard
'Mrs. Cromwell': Barbara Kellerman
Major Yogi Crossley: Patrick Macnee
Wilton: Kenneth Griffith
Colin Mackenzie: Patrick Allen
Trompeta: Wolf Kahler
U-Boat Captain: Robert Hoffmann
First Officer: Jürgen Andersen
Ehrenfels Captain: George Mikell
Underhill: Bernard Archard
Mr. Montero: Martin Benson
Mrs. Grice: Faith Brook
Melborne: Allan Cuthbertson
Lumsdaine: Edward Dentith
Sloane: Clifford Earl
The Governor: Rusi Gandhi
Dennison: Percy Herbert
Barker: Patrick Holt
Hilliard: Donald Houston
Peters: Glyn Houston
Williamson: Victor Langley
Malverne: Terence Longdon
Radcliffe: Michael Medwin
Lovecroft: William Morgan Sheppard
Finley: John Standing
Manners: Graham Stark
Manuel: Keith Stevenson
Maclean: Jack Watson
Breene: Moray Watson
Butterworth: Brook Williams
Ram Das Gupta: Marc Zuber
Croupier: Scot Finch
Room Service Waiter: Farid Currim
Brothel Keeper: Mohan Agashe
Kruger: Martin Grace
Radio Newsreader: Alvar Liddell
German Sailor: Stephen Peck

Written by: James Leasor, Reginald Rose

Director: Andrew V. McLaglen

Release date: 05 Jun 1981

Box Office: $220,181