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Description: When a shopping mall is taken over by a gang of organized crooks, it's up to a mild-mannered security guard to save the day.

Cast:
Paul Blart: Kevin James
Veck Simms: Keir O'Donnell
Amy: Jayma Mays
Maya: Raini Rodriguez
Mom: Shirley Knight
Stuart: Stephen Rannazzisi
Chief Brooks: Peter Gerety
Cmdr. James Kent: Bobby Cannavale
Sergeant Howard: Adam Ferrara
Leon: Jamal Mixon
Pahud: Adhir Kalyan
Vijay: Erick Avari
Karaoke Singer: Gary Valentine
Jerky Security Guy: Allen Covert
Rudolph: Mike Vallely
Blitzen: Mike Escamilla
Prancer: Jason Ellis
Comet: Jason Packham
Cupid: Rick Thorne
Donner: Victor Lopez
Vixen: Natascha Hopkins
Victoria's Secret Sales Associate: Jackie Sandler
Mr. Ferguson: Mookie Barker
Officer: Jackie Flynn
Bank Manager: Richie Minervini
Bank Teller: Brie Hill Arbaugh
Old Man on Scooter: Bernie McInerney
Shopper with Kids: Steffiana De La Cruz
Jacob: Dylan Clark Marshall
SWAT Tech: Tyler Spindel
Drill Instructor: Bas Rutten
Shopper: Darryl Wooten
Mother: Dahlia Salem
Victoria's Secret Customer: Maria Arcé
SWAT Officer: Robert Harvey
Joe's Patron: Michael Burton
Father Carl: Carl Randall
Joe's Waitress: Carla Antonino
Ruby the Waitress: Ruby Wendell
Girl at mall: Lindsay MacDonald
Mall Patron: Jessica Rockwood
Upscale Shopper: Susan Farese
Mall Shopper: Mike Wendt
Mall Cop: Joel Arsenault
Girl in Mall Throwing Play Balls: Amber Baldinelli
Mall patron: Steve Bertorelli
Joe's Drunk Bar Patron: Brian Bradbury
Joe: Mike Burton
Wedding Guest: Donald Warnock
New Jersey Police Academy Trainee: Patrick Canty
Christmas Shopper: Desiree April Connolly
Security Guard: G.A. West
Christmas Mall Shopper: Diane Curran
Kid in Ball Pit: Nicholas Davis
Amy's Friend at Joe's: Suzanne England
NJ Trooper: Keith Fluker
Surveillence Officer: David J. Garfield
High Fashion Shopper: Suzanne Gillies
Police recruit: Louis Holmes
Usher: Frankie Imbergamo
Extra: Kathleen Regan
NJ Police Officer: Todd Mello
Mall shopper: Wayne R. Miller
Police Recruit: Aaron J. Patton
Man Walking Down Street in Dog Chase Scene: Ron Murphy
Bartender: Scott Neufville
Maya Blart: Antonia Putiloff
Thelma - Christmas Mall Shopper: Nikki Rapp
Mall Game Shopper: Michael Rich
SWAT Team Member: Nicholas Rich
Mall Guest: Bradley Robinson
Child Shopper: Max Robinson
Restaurant Patron: Gary Roscoe
West Orange Police Officer: Eric Ryan
Police Officer: Steve Scarfo
William Sonoma Employee: Cate Smit
Video Game Hurdler: Gustin Smith
Upscale Mall Shopper: Ylian Alfaro Snyder
Mom with Baby Stroller: Vyvian B. Stevens
Actor: Aaron Tourigny
Bar Patron: George J. Vezina
Late-Night Mall Denizen: Jon Warnock

Written by: Kevin James, Nick Bakay

Director: Steve Carr

Production: Hey Eddie, Columbia Pictures, Relativity Media, Sony Pictures, Happy Madison Productions

Release date: 16 Jan 2009

Box Office: $146,336,178