Where does he come up with them.

Description: A high-strung and cynical man's life is never the same when his naive but good-natured cousin comes to America to live with him.

Cast:
Balki Bartokomous: Bronson Pinchot
Larry Appleton: Mark Linn-Baker
Jennifer: Melanie Wilson
Mary Anne: Rebeca Arthur
Lydia: Belita Moreno
Mr. Sam Gorpley: Sam Anderson
Harriette Winslow: Jo Marie Payton
Mr. Donald 'Twinkie' Twinkacetti: Ernie Sabella
Mr. Wainright: F.J. O'Neil
Susan Campbell: Lise Cutter
Delivery Man: Anthony Grumbach
Harry Burns: Eugene Roche
Jimmy: Jim Doughan
Marvin Berman: George Wyner
Gina Morelli: Candi Milo
Vince Lucas: John Del Regno
Marco Madison: Scott Marlowe
Customer #1: Steve Vinovich
Customer: Elaine Bartolone
Clerk: Gregg Berger
Doug Perkins: Lorry Goldman
Walt Hughes: Guy Christopher
Marie Twinkacetti: Erica Gayle
Minister: John Petlock
Walter Appleton: James Noble
Herb: Steven Gilborn
Shiela: Jessie Jones
Donnie Twinkicetti: Matthew Licht
Group Leader: Harry Woolf
Al: Allan Graf
Thug #1: Charles Shapiro
Athena: Marianne Muellerleile
Thug #2: Michael Hungerford
Darla Wayne: Teresa Bowman
Drug Agent: Chris Hendrie
Margaret: Carol Bruce
Billy Joe Bob: Newell Alexander
Guest: Frank Birney
Leon: Lee Arenberg
Fat Jack: Tony Longo
Lou Appleton: Louie Anderson
Diane: Mary Anne Dorward
Croupier: Gary Pagett
Elaine Appleton: Sue Ball
Alvin 'Ace' Atkins: Kenneth Mars
Zoltan Bauchelitis: Nicholas Kadi
Secret Service Agent: Tony Montero
Lenora Dumont: Marj Dusay
Hostess: Mindy Sterling
Carol: Karen Lynn Scott
Wendy: Donna Denton
Examiner: Eddie Barth
Leroy: Tom Lister Jr.
Mrs. Cooper: Tina Lifford
Jack: Gerald Gordon
Chuck Panama: Michael DeLano
Carl Otis Winslow: Reginald VelJohnson
Dr. Shukin: Macon McCalman
Uncle Shaggy: Rick Hurst
Hank Peterson: Forry Smith
Mrs. O'Neil: Gloria McMillan
Grandpa Beaumont 'Buzz' Appleton: John Anderson
Father Killion: Bryan O'Byrne
Angry Juror: Michael McManus
Amy: Julie Uribe
Elevator Repairman: Ed Hooks
Linda: A.R. Nicholas
Umpire: Hank Robinson
Burglar: Raf Mauro
Tina: Georgia Harrell
Olivia Crawford: Holland Taylor
Cooper Girl: Ebonie Smith
Frank Peterson: Richard Frank
Chuck: Randy Kovitz
Mr. Crocker: Alan Haufrect
Maitre D': Dante D'Andre
Billy Appleton: Ted McGinley
Mrs. Van Wisser: Susan French
Store Manager: Al Pugliese
Ticket Agent: Hartley Silver
Chief of Police: Richard Kuss
Groom: Robert Pierce
Mr. Lyons, Jennifer's Father: Robert King
Dental Assistant: Harriet Hall
Tess Holland: Alisan Porter
Mac McIntyre: James Hampton
Mr. Vaughn: Travis McKenna
McNulty: Raye Birk
Bill Madden: David Sederholm
J.R. Stanhouse: Warren Munson
Paula Silver: Lisa Raggio
Elliot: Michael Mitz
Amazing Timmy: Nick Lewin
Ghost of Chester Bainbridge: Peter Jason
Betty: Mary Pat Gleason
Fire Chief Newton: Ron Dean
Mrs. Catherine Lyons: Marla Adams
Clyde Enright: Ian Patrick Williams
Howard Johnson: James Staley
Larry look-alike: Don Stallings
King Ferdinand: Don Amendolia
George: George Poulos
Mr. Dexter: Jeff Stauffler
Wayne Newton: Wayne Newton
Auctioneer: Donald Burton
Bailiff: Ken Thorley
Nico: Justin Pinchot
Beth: Paige Pengra
Lance, the Host: Dan Gilvezan
Security Guard: Ken Kerman
Woman: Rowena Balos
Customer #2: Bobby Hosea
Snake: Karl Johnson
Duke Lyle: Terence Goodman
Hunk: Richard Brose
Girl: Sarah Partridge
Female Customer: Cynthia Crummer
'Fast' Eddie Harris: Bobby Jacoby
Ms. Abrams: Barbara Sharma
Claire Hayden: Brandis Kemp
Cable TV Man: Harry S. Murphy
Mr. Feldman: Jack Bernardi
Cooper boy: Ben Aaron
Instructor: Vanessa Paul
Bobo Sr.: Robert Cornthwaite
Carl Lewis: Carl Lewis
Marcel, the Maitre 'd: Milton James
Mrs. Bailey: Doris Roberts
Zitell: Richard McGonagle
Matt Miner: Curtis Taylor
Stage Manager: Jim Neil
Dutch: Robert Schuch
Announcer: Terry Burns
Bride: Mary Ellen Dunbar
Howard 'Mad Dog' Krause: Rick Zumwalt
Staff Executive: Brian Byers
Bunky McDermott: Mark Neely
Nurse Bagley: Catherine Paolone
Dr. Shore: John Welsh
Ventriloquist: Bruce Lanoil
Maitre d': Brian Carpenter
Hope: Stephanie Shroyer
Walki Talki, Speaker of the Hut: Paul Eiding
Mrs. Johnson: Julie Payne
Gunther: Alfred Dennis
Director: Patrick Cupo
Waiter: Michael Caldwell
Rudy: Macka Foley
Sofia: Helen Lambros
Judge: Ivan Bonar
Dave: Michael Laskin
Sophisticated Man: Preston Hanson
Man: James Ingersoll
Max: Bob Larkin
Dunne: James Gallery
Christmas Tree Salesman: Jay Gerber
Officer Finley: Greg Finley
Henry Casselman: Jeff Corey
Marsha Manning: Susan Kellermann
Student: Marcus K. Mukai
Lance: Neil Elliot
Suprides: Friday
Mr. Jones: Peter Crombie
Mr. 'Bobo' Endicott: Norman Bartold
Angry customer: Diane Sainte-Marie
Cobra: John Matuszak
Jack Colby: Charles Frank
Policeman in Bar: Jack McGee
Joseph Garber: Allen Williams
Irate Passenger: John DiSanti
Red-Headed Woman: Nan McNamara
Football Player: Joshua Cadman
Bink Warmington: Bob Goen
Grant Larkin: Noon Orsatti
Jake: Tim Rossovich
Mrs. Holland: Andrea Walters
Skitch Henderson: Michael Ayr
Dr. Tierney: William Denis
Orderly: Antonio Lewis Todd
Phone Man: Larry Mintz
Frenchie: Tricia Peters
Executive Assistant: Ann Convery
State Trooper: Robbie Howard
Detective Albertson: Clive Rosengren
Grandpa Johnson: Glen Vernon
Sam: Brenda Thompson
Student #1: Judy Prescott
Cookie: Cory Alexander
Attractive Woman: Jill Pierce
Mrs. Schalgelmilch: Mary Gillis
Lou: Vinny Argiro
Rowdy Hockey Fan #1: Lewis Arquette
Security Guard #1: Gene LeBell
Sample lady: Judy Kain
Guide: Robert Brian Wilson
Miles: Don Woodard
Flame: Diane Delano
Verbos Verazonnos: Peter Allas
Calvin: Jimmy Bridges
Lamont Cassidy: Terrence E. McNally
Jailer: Raymond O'Keefe
Vegetarian: J.P. Bumstead
FBI Agent: Richard Hoyt-Miller
Morgan Glover: Sanford Jensen
Hot Dog: Danny Castle
Miss Wiggans: Sue Rihr
Florence Henderson: Kim Alexander
Bambi: Susie Singer Carter
Student #2: Craig Gini
Officer Cole: Gary Lahti
Cowgirl: Noreen Reardon
Joanie Johnson: Brandi Chrisman
Rob Bob Phillips: Leslie Jordan
Heather: Robyn Donny
Prosecuting Attorney: Milt Oberman
Security Guard #2: Greg Collins
Rowdy Hockey Fan #2: Marty Schiff
Allyson: Kate Finlayson
Young Snob: Roger Scott
'A' Student: Eva LaRue
Mr. Yates: Ron Perkins
Kelly Langston: Jude Mussetter
Process Server: Zack Phifer
Maid: Robina Suwol
Ex-Smoker: Gerald Castillo
Kiki Karodopolis: Kathryn Marcopulos
Growling Biker: Earl Finn
Roy: Amy Hill
Stenographer: Michele Harrell
Maria: Gina Minervini
Richie Johnson: Adam Hendershott
Doug: Sean Moran
Street Person: Pat Calhoun
Cop #1: Kopi Sotiropulos
Reverend Bacon: William Cort
Contestant #1: Marr Nealon
Contestant #2: Lynnsey Ryan
Sandra: Myra Turley
Salesman: Donald Willis
Newscaster: Dale Harimoto
Mugger: Michael Stanton
Video Vendor: Mic Rodgers
Guest #1: Renee Wedel
Ice Cream Vendor: Tony Rael
Guest #2: Timothy Noyes
Thug #3: Matt D. Johnson
Roger Morgan: James Greene
Dennis: Hank Stratton
Mail Room Clerk: Stan Rodarte
Lady Guest: Darla Haun
Guest 'Lydia': Bobbi Jo Lathan
Gentleman Guest: Gary Bolen
Realtor: Jack Stauffer
Balki B. Flygirl: Eliana Alexander
Captain Fred: Mitch Carter
Lou's Mother: Bunny Summers
Karate Student: Lorenzo Gaspar
Pizza Delivery Guy: Thomas A. Payne
Party Guest: Bill Blair

Written by: Dale McRaven

Production: CNC, NEF, Stella Films, N.E.F. Filmproduktion und Vertriebs (I), Soficas Investimages, Images Investissements, Sofica Créations, MK2 Films, RAI

Release date: 25 Mar 1986