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Description: Two comedians, average nobodies, and celebrity guest stars perform bizarre low-budget comedy sketches.
Cast:
Various: Eric Wareheim
Announcer: Ivan Allen
Dr. Steve Brule: John C. Reilly
Self: Rosie Sanders
Pierre: Ron Austar
Uncle Muscles: 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Kaz: Kazu Nagahama
Tairy Greene: Zach Galifianakis
Pall Willeaux: Will Forte
Bobby Stoan: Rainn Wilson
DJ Douggpound: Doug Lussenhop
Award Show Announcer: Ron Lynch
Seminar Student: Marisa Pinson
Kent: Bob Ross
Candy Tails Commercial Announcer: Maria Bamford
K.J. Nutt: Fred Armisen
Glen Tennis: A.D. Miles
Eric's Wife: Abbey Brooks
Lou, Ted Danson's Agent: David Cross
Joshua Beard: Patton Oswalt
Egg-Zackly Guy: Gregg Turkington
Billy Crystals: Endre Hules
Larry: Chuck Spitler
Co-Worker: Emile Ngueda
Birthday Party Guest: Toni Perkins
Game Player: James Foster
Man Having Shrimp: John Kilpatrick
Rudy: Jay Mawhinney
Bridesmaid: DeeDee Bigelow
Biology Teacher: Deborah Ishida
D'ump Announcer - Russian: Jason Pardo
Audience Member: Ambrose Gibbs
Mancierge: Fred Willard
Gibbons: Brian Posehn
Grill Vogel: Ray Wise
Mark: Thaddeus Anders
Ball Puncher: John Tamaki
Friendy: Fred Tatasciore
Child Showcase Host: Ramon Hilario
Jon: Jon Hughes
Dad in Divorce Sketch: John W. Allen
Cinco Check Girl: Jessica Rizo
Cinco Facts Machine user: Josh Cheney
Lab Tech: Jonathon Lamer
Bradley Needlehead: Marc Downing
Bad Guy: Sasky Sengapon
Basketball Player: John Etter
Dick Dousche: Dan Galliani
Ruth Carr: Jennifer Mims
Dinner Guest: Larry A. Davies
MIDI Dad: Phil Hawn
Lynette: Annette Salsman
Child Clown: Wes Pardo
Lamaze Husband: Eric Lorn
Steven Spielberg: Howie Slater
Dishwasher Armando: Mobin Khan
Mama: Judith Goldstein
Extra: Dustin Emery
Roy Teppert: David Pires
Janitor: Sergio Armas
Eric's Mom: Josephine Zeitlin
Ball Retriever: Abdul Goznobi
Eric Sadstone: Jack E. Curenton
Whoopsie Goldberg: Shon Vaughn
James: Doron Willis
Jamie Stevens: Michael Cera
John A. Hill as Jeffrey Simmons: Jonah Hill
Best Man: Jack McBrayer
Bronze Man: John Ennis
The Moon: Paul Reubens
B'ougar Husband: Chuck Lacey
Self as James Quall: Bill Hader
Tony's Buddy: John Mayer
Eric's Tennis Double: Jemaine Clement
Dr. Alan Thicke: Alan Thicke
Robin: Michael Gross
Singer: Puscifer
Boh Boh: Aixa Maldonado
B'ougar Wife: Marilyn Brett
Night Club Dancer: Diana Terranova
T'ird Husband: Marc Appleby
Pep Pep: James Baldwin
Man: John Williamson
Restaurant Patron: Paul St. Peter
Gorb: Peter Stormare
Larry Steves: Larry Miller
Tim's Tennis Double: Bret McKenzie
Paul Rudd: Paul Rudd
Criminal: Danny Trejo
Detective: Wendell Pierce
The Dark Man: Marilyn Manson
Beach Love Interest: Deanna Smith
Old Office Temp: Ken Wolt
Little Girl in B'owl Commercial: Erica Jones
Band Member: Dallas James
Here She Comes Bride: Karen Teliha
Biology Student: Simon Karimian
Tim's Trumpet: Ron Barrows
Dancer: Paul A. Brown
1 episode, 2010: Brian Stashick
Doctor: Dave Kneebone
Glo-Bones Guy: Corwin Evans
T'ird Wife: Rebecca Brooks
Old Lady: Pat Atkins
Son in Divorce Sketch: Michael William Arnold
Film Crew Member: Joshua Tankersley
Waiter: Michael Falls
Ricardo: Scott Thompson
'The Scoop' Host: Jerry Penacoli
Rapping Dad: Ken Tipton
Angry Gravy Robbers Customer: G. Larry Butler
Angry Driver: Roger Hampton
Cinco Insurance Spokesman: Kurt Sinclair
Tony: Tony Cicchetti
Son: Brenden Swanton
Shell Dante: David Wain
Guy on Phone: Nick Cron-DeVico
Hobo: Daniel D. Harris
Daughter: Lauren Dair Owens
Columbian Terrorist: Albert Delgado
Crystal Shyps Actress: Kelsey Lewis
Cafe Patron: Tara Hunnewell
Tiny Tigers Customer: Julie Vigeant
Mom in Divorce Sketch: Gloria A Feralio
Caged Mutant: Mikey Post
1 episode, 2007: Nick Day
Child Clown Renter: Abbe Rowlins
Crowd Member: Paul Zies
Bass Player: Chris Conner
MIDI Mom: Betsy Baker
Ken Tulley's Fiancée: Sabrina Machado
Daniel: Daniel Leslie
Pianist: Ben DiTosti
Phone Answerer: Matthew Krumwiede
Girl: Devon Komar
Old man: Max Huber
Tragg's Trough Diner: Larisa Pasynkova
Richard's Helper: Paul Olguin
Matt: Jack Nathan Harding
Fake Eric: Steve Malveaux
Woman: Kelly Meyersfield
Office Worker: Andy Prescott
Prank Crew: Derek Waters
Kid-Break Kid: Vaughn Kincaid
Boy: Daniel Zykov
Model: Elizabeth Starr
Donna - Guest on The New You: Marilyn McIntyre
Beaver Boy Date: Tiara Madry
Skater: Patrick Melcher
Vanessa: Vanessa Ross
Fake Tim: Glen Vaughan
Guest on The New You: Sharon Noble
Police Officer: Mark Craig
Turbo Fuel chug-contest girl: Jennifer Ozols
Man in Lazy Horse Nightmare: Tom Paliferro
Eric's Drums: Steve Pemberton
Man in G.F. Spooner Commercial: Emilio Rossal
Police Colonel: Albert Stroth
Tony's Girlfriend: Jessica Schwartz
Father: Robert Van Dusen
MIDI Son: Tennyson Nelson
Video Match Client: Osamu Saito
Bee: Joe Wagner
Guy in Turbo Fuel Commercial: Zack Wolk
Pat Dudley: Tom Kenny
B.M. Fahrtz: Mark Holton
Eric's Ho: Leslie Gomez
Club Girl: Paulah May
Guy Who Gets Sat On: Tomari Casellas
Dad: Curtis Taylor
Wareheim Kid: Jenna Miller
Husband: Mike Carlucci
Greg: Terry G. Reed
Poop Tube Mom: Joyce Brew
Caller: Mashari Laila Bain
Candy Tails Mom: Mary Mackey
Thock Wife: Susan Deming
Backup Dancer: Michaela Krex
Heidecker Kid: Mariah Matteson
Gregory's Wife: Debbie Merrill
Grandaughter: Telana Lynum
Raz: Samuel Proof
Granddaughter: Lexi Greene
Thock-Stalker: Russ Burd
Tanner Heidecker: Tanner Berney
Darren: Efrem P. Towns
Poop Tube User: Nate Haden
Tiny Hat Wearer: Larry Ludwig
Thocks Buddy: Mark Brunetti
Grandson: Philip D. Pinto
Candy Tails Girl: Jennah Pendleton
Bar Patron: Jozsef Kovacs
Bearded Birthday party guest: David Reiner
'Demons' Casting Director: Stephanie Courtney
Robin Williams: David Born
Freaked out audience member: Kevin Michael Watson
Themselves: The Shins
Dress to Impress Man: Charley Rossman
D'ump Dad: Reed Rudy
Mourner: Fran Marseille
Young Casey: Brady Ecklund
Joseph Satriano: Joe Senteneri
Iris: Leslie Vitanza AnnRenee
1 episode, 2008: Wayne Rowe
Bread Harrity: Harout Pamboukjian
Young Casey's Brother: Rami Alexander Pinchasi
Pumpers and Tumblers Singer: Peace
Party Guest: Benedict Burns
Girlfriend: Hayley Holmes
Harriet: Marion Ramsey
Cheerleader: Laci Mercede
Mourning Mother: Eileen Dietz
Cinco Supporter: Ying Lu
Jessica Alba: Sydnee Steele
Tim Birch: Yan Birch
Gus: Jimmy Walker Jr.
Cinco Staff Member: Victor Dante
Lynn Cinco: Iva Franks Singer
Antonio: John Del Regno
John Depp: Ronnie Rodriguez
Bub Bubs Singer: Angelique Bates
1 episode, 2009: Neal Kunzendorf
Pregnant Woman: Marion Austin Oberle
Backup Singer: Lenona Walton
Priest: David Willis
Lamaze Teacher: Lynne Lerner
Percussion Player: Frankie Ray
Bub Bubs Dancer: Haidar Giahi
College Student: Kevin Rudy
Boyfriend: Nic Stanich
Kelly: Kelly McCracken
Munny Boy: David Prak
Mourning Pep Pep: Buddy Garion
Diah Riha-Jones: Leszek Burzynski
Club Guy: Spiral Jackson
Tom Cruizes: Stuart Rigby
Electronic Band Member: Ken Capozzi
Jim Furns: Christopher Guckenberger
Lap Dancer: Melissa Mandisa
Eric's Dad: David Light
Drummer: Thomas Obeid
Speaker: Max Kerstein
Guitar Player: Clive Kennedy
Jim's Dad: Bill Buchynski
Tim Fuirtiger: Bruce Michael Paine
C-Bund Model: Bruce Pechman
Urinal Shower Spokesman: Garen Petrossian
Keyboard Player: Christopher Yates
Daymare Sufferer: Rudolf Wolf
Tim Kimble: Kimble Walsh
E-Trial Wife: Jan Braunstein
Partyer: Dwain Marsh
Donald Mahanahan: Will Ferrell
Little Danson Man: Ted Danson
Jennifer: Karen Black
Jim: William Sanderson
Kelli: Kelli Maroney
Merv Paynus: Erik Charles Nielsen
Body Builder: Bradley Hollibaugh
I-Jammer Kid #1: Tucker Albrizzi
Eric's Date: Claire Proft
Drunk Floozie: Jean Louise O'Sullivan
Morning Meditation Man: Circus-Szalewski
Waitress: Dale Waddington
Morning Meditation Woman: Mickey Faerch
Hotel Clerk: Bill Lewis
Family Member: Sabrina Niselman
I-Jammer Kid #3: Michael Chey
Italian Massage Guy: Corey Allen Kotler
Self - Announcer: Jim Thornton
Wedding Goer: Vera R. Taylor
Ezra: Elan Garfias
Bose: Doug Foster
The Rebate Guy: George Alvarez
Pedestrian: Mark Alfa
Pizza Hair guy: Dave Johnson
Mother: Cheryl Phillips
I-Jammer Kid #2: Alyssa Larsen
Wedding Guest: Rocael Leiva
Orin: Steven Blincoe
Denise: Natalie Mattozzi
Chizz Simmons: Michael Rachlis
Chef: Bill Rochon
Little Girl: Greta Charness
Patron: Claudia Reane
John: Joe Thamawat
Old Man: Keith Connes
Hostage: Rachel Staman
Gravy Robber Trainee: Cris Shapan
Written by: Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim
Release date: 11 Feb 2007
Cast:
Various: Eric Wareheim
Announcer: Ivan Allen
Dr. Steve Brule: John C. Reilly
Self: Rosie Sanders
Pierre: Ron Austar
Uncle Muscles: 'Weird Al' Yankovic
Kaz: Kazu Nagahama
Tairy Greene: Zach Galifianakis
Pall Willeaux: Will Forte
Bobby Stoan: Rainn Wilson
DJ Douggpound: Doug Lussenhop
Award Show Announcer: Ron Lynch
Seminar Student: Marisa Pinson
Kent: Bob Ross
Candy Tails Commercial Announcer: Maria Bamford
K.J. Nutt: Fred Armisen
Glen Tennis: A.D. Miles
Eric's Wife: Abbey Brooks
Lou, Ted Danson's Agent: David Cross
Joshua Beard: Patton Oswalt
Egg-Zackly Guy: Gregg Turkington
Billy Crystals: Endre Hules
Larry: Chuck Spitler
Co-Worker: Emile Ngueda
Birthday Party Guest: Toni Perkins
Game Player: James Foster
Man Having Shrimp: John Kilpatrick
Rudy: Jay Mawhinney
Bridesmaid: DeeDee Bigelow
Biology Teacher: Deborah Ishida
D'ump Announcer - Russian: Jason Pardo
Audience Member: Ambrose Gibbs
Mancierge: Fred Willard
Gibbons: Brian Posehn
Grill Vogel: Ray Wise
Mark: Thaddeus Anders
Ball Puncher: John Tamaki
Friendy: Fred Tatasciore
Child Showcase Host: Ramon Hilario
Jon: Jon Hughes
Dad in Divorce Sketch: John W. Allen
Cinco Check Girl: Jessica Rizo
Cinco Facts Machine user: Josh Cheney
Lab Tech: Jonathon Lamer
Bradley Needlehead: Marc Downing
Bad Guy: Sasky Sengapon
Basketball Player: John Etter
Dick Dousche: Dan Galliani
Ruth Carr: Jennifer Mims
Dinner Guest: Larry A. Davies
MIDI Dad: Phil Hawn
Lynette: Annette Salsman
Child Clown: Wes Pardo
Lamaze Husband: Eric Lorn
Steven Spielberg: Howie Slater
Dishwasher Armando: Mobin Khan
Mama: Judith Goldstein
Extra: Dustin Emery
Roy Teppert: David Pires
Janitor: Sergio Armas
Eric's Mom: Josephine Zeitlin
Ball Retriever: Abdul Goznobi
Eric Sadstone: Jack E. Curenton
Whoopsie Goldberg: Shon Vaughn
James: Doron Willis
Jamie Stevens: Michael Cera
John A. Hill as Jeffrey Simmons: Jonah Hill
Best Man: Jack McBrayer
Bronze Man: John Ennis
The Moon: Paul Reubens
B'ougar Husband: Chuck Lacey
Self as James Quall: Bill Hader
Tony's Buddy: John Mayer
Eric's Tennis Double: Jemaine Clement
Dr. Alan Thicke: Alan Thicke
Robin: Michael Gross
Singer: Puscifer
Boh Boh: Aixa Maldonado
B'ougar Wife: Marilyn Brett
Night Club Dancer: Diana Terranova
T'ird Husband: Marc Appleby
Pep Pep: James Baldwin
Man: John Williamson
Restaurant Patron: Paul St. Peter
Gorb: Peter Stormare
Larry Steves: Larry Miller
Tim's Tennis Double: Bret McKenzie
Paul Rudd: Paul Rudd
Criminal: Danny Trejo
Detective: Wendell Pierce
The Dark Man: Marilyn Manson
Beach Love Interest: Deanna Smith
Old Office Temp: Ken Wolt
Little Girl in B'owl Commercial: Erica Jones
Band Member: Dallas James
Here She Comes Bride: Karen Teliha
Biology Student: Simon Karimian
Tim's Trumpet: Ron Barrows
Dancer: Paul A. Brown
1 episode, 2010: Brian Stashick
Doctor: Dave Kneebone
Glo-Bones Guy: Corwin Evans
T'ird Wife: Rebecca Brooks
Old Lady: Pat Atkins
Son in Divorce Sketch: Michael William Arnold
Film Crew Member: Joshua Tankersley
Waiter: Michael Falls
Ricardo: Scott Thompson
'The Scoop' Host: Jerry Penacoli
Rapping Dad: Ken Tipton
Angry Gravy Robbers Customer: G. Larry Butler
Angry Driver: Roger Hampton
Cinco Insurance Spokesman: Kurt Sinclair
Tony: Tony Cicchetti
Son: Brenden Swanton
Shell Dante: David Wain
Guy on Phone: Nick Cron-DeVico
Hobo: Daniel D. Harris
Daughter: Lauren Dair Owens
Columbian Terrorist: Albert Delgado
Crystal Shyps Actress: Kelsey Lewis
Cafe Patron: Tara Hunnewell
Tiny Tigers Customer: Julie Vigeant
Mom in Divorce Sketch: Gloria A Feralio
Caged Mutant: Mikey Post
1 episode, 2007: Nick Day
Child Clown Renter: Abbe Rowlins
Crowd Member: Paul Zies
Bass Player: Chris Conner
MIDI Mom: Betsy Baker
Ken Tulley's Fiancée: Sabrina Machado
Daniel: Daniel Leslie
Pianist: Ben DiTosti
Phone Answerer: Matthew Krumwiede
Girl: Devon Komar
Old man: Max Huber
Tragg's Trough Diner: Larisa Pasynkova
Richard's Helper: Paul Olguin
Matt: Jack Nathan Harding
Fake Eric: Steve Malveaux
Woman: Kelly Meyersfield
Office Worker: Andy Prescott
Prank Crew: Derek Waters
Kid-Break Kid: Vaughn Kincaid
Boy: Daniel Zykov
Model: Elizabeth Starr
Donna - Guest on The New You: Marilyn McIntyre
Beaver Boy Date: Tiara Madry
Skater: Patrick Melcher
Vanessa: Vanessa Ross
Fake Tim: Glen Vaughan
Guest on The New You: Sharon Noble
Police Officer: Mark Craig
Turbo Fuel chug-contest girl: Jennifer Ozols
Man in Lazy Horse Nightmare: Tom Paliferro
Eric's Drums: Steve Pemberton
Man in G.F. Spooner Commercial: Emilio Rossal
Police Colonel: Albert Stroth
Tony's Girlfriend: Jessica Schwartz
Father: Robert Van Dusen
MIDI Son: Tennyson Nelson
Video Match Client: Osamu Saito
Bee: Joe Wagner
Guy in Turbo Fuel Commercial: Zack Wolk
Pat Dudley: Tom Kenny
B.M. Fahrtz: Mark Holton
Eric's Ho: Leslie Gomez
Club Girl: Paulah May
Guy Who Gets Sat On: Tomari Casellas
Dad: Curtis Taylor
Wareheim Kid: Jenna Miller
Husband: Mike Carlucci
Greg: Terry G. Reed
Poop Tube Mom: Joyce Brew
Caller: Mashari Laila Bain
Candy Tails Mom: Mary Mackey
Thock Wife: Susan Deming
Backup Dancer: Michaela Krex
Heidecker Kid: Mariah Matteson
Gregory's Wife: Debbie Merrill
Grandaughter: Telana Lynum
Raz: Samuel Proof
Granddaughter: Lexi Greene
Thock-Stalker: Russ Burd
Tanner Heidecker: Tanner Berney
Darren: Efrem P. Towns
Poop Tube User: Nate Haden
Tiny Hat Wearer: Larry Ludwig
Thocks Buddy: Mark Brunetti
Grandson: Philip D. Pinto
Candy Tails Girl: Jennah Pendleton
Bar Patron: Jozsef Kovacs
Bearded Birthday party guest: David Reiner
'Demons' Casting Director: Stephanie Courtney
Robin Williams: David Born
Freaked out audience member: Kevin Michael Watson
Themselves: The Shins
Dress to Impress Man: Charley Rossman
D'ump Dad: Reed Rudy
Mourner: Fran Marseille
Young Casey: Brady Ecklund
Joseph Satriano: Joe Senteneri
Iris: Leslie Vitanza AnnRenee
1 episode, 2008: Wayne Rowe
Bread Harrity: Harout Pamboukjian
Young Casey's Brother: Rami Alexander Pinchasi
Pumpers and Tumblers Singer: Peace
Party Guest: Benedict Burns
Girlfriend: Hayley Holmes
Harriet: Marion Ramsey
Cheerleader: Laci Mercede
Mourning Mother: Eileen Dietz
Cinco Supporter: Ying Lu
Jessica Alba: Sydnee Steele
Tim Birch: Yan Birch
Gus: Jimmy Walker Jr.
Cinco Staff Member: Victor Dante
Lynn Cinco: Iva Franks Singer
Antonio: John Del Regno
John Depp: Ronnie Rodriguez
Bub Bubs Singer: Angelique Bates
1 episode, 2009: Neal Kunzendorf
Pregnant Woman: Marion Austin Oberle
Backup Singer: Lenona Walton
Priest: David Willis
Lamaze Teacher: Lynne Lerner
Percussion Player: Frankie Ray
Bub Bubs Dancer: Haidar Giahi
College Student: Kevin Rudy
Boyfriend: Nic Stanich
Kelly: Kelly McCracken
Munny Boy: David Prak
Mourning Pep Pep: Buddy Garion
Diah Riha-Jones: Leszek Burzynski
Club Guy: Spiral Jackson
Tom Cruizes: Stuart Rigby
Electronic Band Member: Ken Capozzi
Jim Furns: Christopher Guckenberger
Lap Dancer: Melissa Mandisa
Eric's Dad: David Light
Drummer: Thomas Obeid
Speaker: Max Kerstein
Guitar Player: Clive Kennedy
Jim's Dad: Bill Buchynski
Tim Fuirtiger: Bruce Michael Paine
C-Bund Model: Bruce Pechman
Urinal Shower Spokesman: Garen Petrossian
Keyboard Player: Christopher Yates
Daymare Sufferer: Rudolf Wolf
Tim Kimble: Kimble Walsh
E-Trial Wife: Jan Braunstein
Partyer: Dwain Marsh
Donald Mahanahan: Will Ferrell
Little Danson Man: Ted Danson
Jennifer: Karen Black
Jim: William Sanderson
Kelli: Kelli Maroney
Merv Paynus: Erik Charles Nielsen
Body Builder: Bradley Hollibaugh
I-Jammer Kid #1: Tucker Albrizzi
Eric's Date: Claire Proft
Drunk Floozie: Jean Louise O'Sullivan
Morning Meditation Man: Circus-Szalewski
Waitress: Dale Waddington
Morning Meditation Woman: Mickey Faerch
Hotel Clerk: Bill Lewis
Family Member: Sabrina Niselman
I-Jammer Kid #3: Michael Chey
Italian Massage Guy: Corey Allen Kotler
Self - Announcer: Jim Thornton
Wedding Goer: Vera R. Taylor
Ezra: Elan Garfias
Bose: Doug Foster
The Rebate Guy: George Alvarez
Pedestrian: Mark Alfa
Pizza Hair guy: Dave Johnson
Mother: Cheryl Phillips
I-Jammer Kid #2: Alyssa Larsen
Wedding Guest: Rocael Leiva
Orin: Steven Blincoe
Denise: Natalie Mattozzi
Chizz Simmons: Michael Rachlis
Chef: Bill Rochon
Little Girl: Greta Charness
Patron: Claudia Reane
John: Joe Thamawat
Old Man: Keith Connes
Hostage: Rachel Staman
Gravy Robber Trainee: Cris Shapan
Written by: Tim Heidecker, Eric Wareheim
Release date: 11 Feb 2007