This programme contains some strong language.

Description: Cult Scottish comedy about the lives of two OAP's Jack and Victor and their views on how it used to be in the old days and how bad it is now in the fictional area of Craiglang, Glasgow.

Cast:
Jack Jarvis: Ford Kiernan
Victor McDade: Greg Hemphill
Winston Ingram: Paul Riley
Tam Mullen: Mark Cox
Boabby: Gavin Mitchell
Isa Drennan: Jane McCarry
Navid Harrid: Sanjeev Kohli
Eric: James Martin
Pub Regular: Irene Ann Burt
Meena Harrid: Shamshad Akhtar
Peggy McAlpine: Lynne McCallum
Shug: Paul Young
Methadone Mick: Scott Reid
Pete the Jakey: Jake D'Arcy
Frances Mullen: Kate Donnelly
Fergie: Jamie Quinn
Chris the Postie: Sandy Nelson
Edith: Maureen Carr
Sheathing: Bruce Morton
Stevie the Bookie: Matt Costello
Joe: John Buick
Sinead: Claire Gray Wilson
Fiona: Marj Hogarth
Nurse: Carolyn Conrad
Harry Drennan: Ronnie Letham
Winnie: Joanna Tope
Crusher Tate: David Goodall
Old Guy: Michael MacKenzie
Sandra: Sheena Penson
Manky Frankie Riley: Stevie Allen
Tracy: Anna Cairns
Bingo Woman 1: Kay Gallie
Father Graham: Finlay McLean
Gunman: Iain Davidson
Director: Michael Hines
Cheery Andy: Jackie Farrell
Tony: Greg Powrie
Neddy Mum: Julie Toal
King Ned: Gary Anderson Martin
Sadie: Mary Riggans
Goudo: James Young
Ned 1: Tony Martin
Charlie: Grant Thomson
Chief Ned: Gary French
Wullie MacIntosh: Johnny Irving
Martin's Mum: Annette Staines
Jessie: Doreen McGillivray
Fergie's Pal: Jonathan Carlin
Old Man In Cinema: Bill Murdoch
Mick: Rab Affleck
Mark the Barman: Frank Gilhooley
Carpet Guy: Brian Ferguson
Billy the Butcher: Billy Riddoch
Cop 2: Donald McLeary
Hard Man: Nik Weir
Councillor McVitie: Stewart Ennis
Post Office Woman: Sandra McNeeley
Liz: Jeannie Fisher
Drunk Man: Alexander West
Mugger: Matthew Mooney
Mrs Toner: Ruth McGhie
Terry: Benny Young
Police Officer: Gerry McLaughlin
Fraser McEwan: Arran Donaldson
Customer in Navid's: Eliza Langland
DSS Man: Ricky Callan
Thirsty Laird Barman: Carter Ferguson
Irish: Iain Gouck
Pat: Ryan Hassan
Barbara: Eileen McCallum
Man at Barras: James O'Hara
Newsreader: Ian Sexon
Bingo Woman 2: Ida Schuster
Construction Worker: Paul Doonan
Ned: Jerry Taylor
Innes: Clive Russell
Archie Taylor: Sylvester McCoy
Frank McCallum: Finlay Welsh
Bearded Man: Billy Boyd
Tobacconist: Norman Fraser
Waitress: Angela Neil
Jack Jnr: Munro Chambers
Callum Coburn: Craig Ferguson
Charlie The Butcher: Robert Carr
Vince: David Hayman
Bert: Brian Pettifer
Stewart Anderson: Alec Heggie
Norman: Alan McCafferty
Stephen: Jack Knight
Margo: Gail Watson
John McDade: Sandy Welch
Davie the Bus Driver: Robbie Coltrane
Ella: Carole Anders
Molly Drummond: Dorothy Paul
Mothercare Shop Assistant: Leslie Wallace
Mrs Begg: Celia Imrie
Reporter: Ronni Menzies-Stirling
Martin: Tom Urie
Head Waiter: Gordon Munro
Supermarket Manager: Stewart Cairns
Rena: Julie Miller
Betty: Jennifer Black
Rep: Puja Panchkoty
Michael: Billy Mack
Rimini Woman: Patricia Ross
Vendor: Gary Stewart
Mr Henderson: Eric Potts
Pam: Una McLean
Dean: Paul Cunningham
Lorry Driver: Allan Sawers
Charity Shop Assistant: Trish Mullin
Cameron Hastie: Kevin Whately
Walter Ingram: Gary Miller
Joe Ingram: Gordon McCorkell
Minister: Martin Kane
Man In Pub: John McQuiston
Workie: Harry Ward
Councillor: Stuart Ennis
Kevin: Jordan Young
TV Salesman: Drew Cain
Chris Howden: Vincent Friell
Woman bus driver: Marianne Muir
Photographer: Jason Harvey
Leo Miller: John Jack
Stacey: Kerry Lynn Hamilton
Choirmaster: Dave Anderson
Secretary: Debbie Welsh
Susan: Kirstin Murray
Ahmed Natterjee: Ashok Srivastava
Lady Provost: Barbara Rafferty
Cheryl: Estrid Barton
Alfie: Ian Bustard
Station Master: Frank Miller
Old Man on Flight: Alex Howden
Danny's Wife: Linda Duncan McLaughlin
Money Lender: Jim Murray
Council Woman: Carole Cassidy
Guy 1: Gregor Kelly
Margaret: Claire Hemphill
Mr. Kerr: David Gallacher
Doctor: James MacPherson
Old Man on Bus: John McDill
Blowhard: Callum Cuthbertson
Woman in Guesthouse: Irene MacLennan
Bill Torrance: Bill Torrance
Butler: Ian Hanmore
Judge: Richard Addison
Removal Man: Kevin O'Loughlin
Brian: David McGowan
Self: John McCririck
Gail: Karen Power
David Choirman: Hugh Hastie
Mrs. Fletcher: Ronni Ancona
Big John: David Ireland
Chef: Moray Hunter
Phone Shop Assistant: Gianni Capaldi
Housing Officer: Alex Robertson
Young Man on Flight: Dan Ratushny
Innes' wife: Sheila Latimer
Thomas: Kevin Guthrie
Matt: Grant O'Rourke
Bruan Semple: Barrie Hunter
Old Man in Hospital Bed: Sandy Neilson
Leader of the Neds: James Mackenzie
Store Greeter: Gavin Jon Wright
Barman in Finport: Martyn James
Jockey: Stephen Cairns
Cameron: Ron Donachie
Lawyer: Gary Lamont
Charlie the Lollipop Man: Iain McColl
Anne Marie: Michele Gallagher
Parkie: Alan Berkley
Brillo Woman: Deborah Alexander-Young
Andrew Gillespie: David Elliot
Kayleigh: Louise Stewart
Gaz: Paul-James Corrigan
Ms Greer: Julie Wilson Nimmo
Maggie: Dolina MacLennan
Derek Fry: Steven Duffy
Gina: Fiona Knowles
Andy Forrester: Stuart Bowman
Darren: Alasdair Hankinson
Alex: Matthew Bill Boyd
Cop 1: Gavin Keane
GP: Steven Cartwright
Gerry: Simon Tait
Jenny: Louise Irwin
Costco woman: Sharon MacKenzie
Tommy: Jack Martin
Woman at Tea Dance: Isobel James
Man in Cafe: John Clyde
Demonstrator: Dougie Wallace
Alec: Hamish Wilson
William Featherstone: Matthew Zajac
Unkempt Lollipop Man: Keith Hutcheon
Billy Young: Iain Wotherspoon
Journalist: Derek McGhie
Kayleigh's Mum: Anita Vettesse
Mrs. Crossan: Jodie Jameson
Jumble Sale Woman: Sheila Donald
Charity Shop Manager: Beth Marshall
Old Ricky: Ralph Riach
Paramedic: Natalie Clark
Les: Andrew Byatt
Rab: Gary Lewis
Radio Presenter: Des Clarke
Leanne: Hazel Ann Crawford
Darren's Mum: Dawn Chandler
Ronnie: John Shedden
Irene: Sheila Grier
Andy, old supermarket worker: Ron Paterson
DHSS Woman: Tracey Robertson
Donald Weir: Lawrence Douglas
Young Pete: Martin Docherty
Turkey Ned: Mark Young
Thomas's Friend: Robert Campbell-Coombes
Mima: Jane Nelson Peebles
Huntsman Barman: Owen Gorman
West End Man: Graham De Banzie
Bus inspector: Colin Scott-Moncrieff
Parkmill Secondary Teacher: Paul Donnelly
Rogue Officer: Paul McCole
Italian waiter: Christian Zanone
Marlene: Adrianne Boyd
Sally: Marli Siu
Sinead's Mum: Sian Mannifield
Rachel: Kirsty Hines-Mackay
Wise Young Boy: Ross Muir
Marion: Alison Peebles
Dogger: Chris Forbes
Midge Ure: Midge Ure
Barry: Kevin Lennon
Darren's Mate: Charlie Geddes
Pregnant Girl: Kate Dickie
Lady on train: Jan Moffatt
Old Man In Huntsman: Alan Tall
Guide 1: Alasdair Lay
Sinead's mother: Sian Mansfield
Flooring Guy: Ross Allen
Callum: Lewis Howden
Andy the Rogue Officer: Stewart Robertson
Charlie's Girlfriend: Katrina Rose Smith
Gavin: Gerry Lynch
William: Kern Falconer
Bake Off Judge: Fiona Francis
Clare Grogan: Clare Grogan
Interviewer: Moyo Akandé
Gary the Charity Worker: Sean Connor
CN Tour Guide: Steve Hemphill
Kenneth Jordan: Mark McDonnell
Tommy's Wife: Anne Downie
Registrar: Jim Byars
Guide 2: Victoria Balnaves
Hard Nut Biker: Stuart Sinclair Blyth
Donald: Iain Agnew
Sergeant at Police Station: Peter Lochburn
Handsome Pensioner: Vincent McCread
Gerry the Butcher: Colin McCredie
Referee: Martin McCormick
Charity Worker: Rachel Jackson
Noreen: Mary McCusker
Amy Macdonald: Amy Macdonald
Hot Dog Seller: Euan Bennet
Simon: James Weir
Skydome Sweeper: Peter McNally
University Registration Woman: Bridget McCann
Conductress: Juliet Cadzow
Guide 3: Alec Westwood
Porn Star: Victoria MacLeod
Sandy: Ian Barrie
Handsome Detective: Charles Jamieson
Dinner Lady: Wendy Seager
Coach: Neil Leiper
The Bluebells: The Bluebells
Cinema Date: Ceit Kearney
Selfie Fan: Kaiden Lynch
Woman in Lecture Hall: Sheila Greer Smith
Woman with Sprouts: Katherine Connolly
Lady 1: Alyxis Daly
Demolition Foreman: Jim Sweeney
Security Guard: Manjot Sumal
Lady 2: Anne Kidd
John McLaughlin: Allister Yuen-Trench
Self - Newsreader: Jackie Bird
Lamb Lady: Jenny Lee
Traffic Warden: Rony Bridges
Lenny: Christopher Craig
Heckler: Robyn White
Brian Dexter: Alan McQueen
Davo: Rupert Campbell
Stuntwoman: Amanda Foster
Diner in Pub: Gregor Selkirk
Teenager: James Ojo
Young Ryan: Richard Wallis
Health Inspector: Ben Bradley
Protestor: Robert Yates
Hospital Visitor: Greg McHugh
Boy: Kevin Quinn
Walk on: Alan Marsh
Pedestrian: Mae McDougall
Erin: Erin Gavin
The Butcher: Forbes KB
Man in cafe: Tam McKinlay
Party Guest: Andrew Moore
Disco Guy: Andrew Sloey
Winston's Leg Thief: Chris Patrick
Singer in Choir: Jim Norton
Clansman Pub Regular: Ian Lorimer Milne
Gollum: Matt Sherren
Hamish: Hamish Clarke
Pub Punter: Alex Mason

Production: Journeyman Pictures, Fine Line Features, HBO Films

Release date: 01 Nov 2015