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Title: It's been raining steadily for three months now. the ground can't hold any more water the river is cresty higher than it has in two centuries the levees are washed away and I just hope it keeps raining And raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and it rains steadily for five years And then after that for ten years it's cloudy. With occasional showers. And the river never returns to its natural...
Full Transcript: It's been raining steadily for three months now. the ground can't hold any more water the river is cresty higher than it has in two centuries the levees are washed away and I just hope it keeps raining And raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and it rains steadily for five years And then after that for ten years it's cloudy. With occasional showers. And the river never returns to its natural banks. And becomes a completely new river. And the borders of three states have to be changed. And all the maps and atlases have to be redrawn and reprinted. And no one's couch ever completely dries out. For years and years every time they sit down there's always a little squish. Dan Linda Come on in you guys Have a seat Squish squish. I like that I'm an interesting guy.
From Soundboard: George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing (2005)
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It's been raining steadily for three months now. the ground can't hold any more water the river is cresty higher than it has in two centuries the levees are washed away and I just hope it keeps raining And raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and it rains steadily for five years And then after that for ten years it's cloudy. With occasional showers. And the river never returns to its natural...

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George Carlin: Life Is Worth Losing (2005)

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Description: George Carlin continues making people laugh with his 13th HBO stand-up special.

Cast:
Self: George Carlin

Written by: George Carlin

Director: Rocco Urbisci

Production: Cable Stuff Productions, HBO

Release date: 05 Nov 2005

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