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Play Sound Same bird again, three second flight, same arc, same landing, same stupid repeat I'm watching it happen, same gust dies halfway, same leaf freezes mid beat These motherfuckers spawn in, never move, never leave the point, just stare at their feet Pay sixty quid to stand here and witness the same three seconds on repeat Bohemia Interactive, you built a forest that loops like a broken cassette Every leaf, every cricket, every fucking bird is scripted and set No real wind, no real life, just code...
Same bird again, three second flight, same arc, same landing, same stupid repeat I'm watching it happen, same gust dies halfway, same leaf freezes mid beat These motherfuckers spawn in, never move, never leave the point, just stare at their feet Pay sixty quid to stand here and witness the same three seconds on repeat Bohemia Interactive, you built a forest that loops like a broken cassette Every leaf, every cricket, every fucking bird is scripted and set No real wind, no real life, just code...

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