💬 Analysis, scanning, unidentified object, orbiting earth, scanning...

Title: Analysis, scanning, unidentified object, orbiting earth, scanning complete, it appears to be a sphynx cat, playing with a ball of yarn, space suit included, using it's propulsion jets to catch the ball within zero gravity, this is quite unusual captain, wait a moment, we are being hailed by a spaceship with big cat ears, sir, they want us to forfeit the planet to their kingdom of, purrrfection, i think we should do it sir, their technology seems far above ours, and judging by the look on...
Full Transcript: Analysis, scanning, unidentified object, orbiting earth, scanning complete, it appears to be a sphynx cat, playing with a ball of yarn, space suit included, using it's propulsion jets to catch the ball within zero gravity, this is quite unusual captain, wait a moment, we are being hailed by a spaceship with big cat ears, sir, they want us to forfeit the planet to their kingdom of, purrrfection, i think we should do it sir, their technology seems far above ours, and judging by the look on their faces, they don't give a fuck, they will undeniably blow planet earth up if we do not cooperate fully, scanning technology, it appears they can time travel, have knowledge of the deepest fashion sense, have been to machine city from the matrix, and are close friends with the greys and reptilians, can moonwalk better than michael jackson, are best friends with the borg, and have actually been telepathically giving earth most of it's intelligence since the dawn of time, apparently when time itself awoke, time recognized itself as a sphynx cat, and through its dreams and thoughts it formed everything we know as matter out of the primordial ether, in other words captain, a sphynx cat created reality as we know it with the power of it's mind, they are willing to teach us how to make geometrically perfect balls of yarn that can outlast planets in terms of their durability, resistant to time itself, if we cooperate. i myself an interested in the ways of planet "purrrfection"
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Analysis, scanning, unidentified object, orbiting earth, scanning complete, it appears to be a sphynx cat, playing with a ball of yarn, space suit included, using it's propulsion jets to catch the ball within zero gravity, this is quite unusual captain, wait a moment, we are being hailed by a spaceship with big cat ears, sir, they want us to forfeit the planet to their kingdom of, purrrfection, i think we should do it sir, their technology seems far above ours, and judging by the look on...