💬 Warning Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, seeing...

Title: Warning Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, seeing through time, growing a second heart that hates your first heart, uncontrollable bonking, mild to catastrophic glow, teeth becoming magnetic, hearing colors, the colors hearing you back, temporary or permanent transformation into a blur, leg detachment, leg over attachment, and death. If radioactive glow persists longer than four business days, you are now a landmark. Bonk! contains no actual nutritional value. Do not operate...
Full Transcript: Warning Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, seeing through time, growing a second heart that hates your first heart, uncontrollable bonking, mild to catastrophic glow, teeth becoming magnetic, hearing colors, the colors hearing you back, temporary or permanent transformation into a blur, leg detachment, leg over attachment, and death. If radioactive glow persists longer than four business days, you are now a landmark. Bonk! contains no actual nutritional value. Do not operate heavy machinery, light machinery, or your own legs. Not for human, animal, or vaguely humanoid consumption. By drinking Bonk! you agree Mann Co. is not liable, never has been, never will be, and frankly is offended you asked.
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Warning Side effects may include: spontaneous combustion, seeing through time, growing a second heart that hates your first heart, uncontrollable bonking, mild to catastrophic glow, teeth becoming magnetic, hearing colors, the colors hearing you back, temporary or permanent transformation into a blur, leg detachment, leg over attachment, and death. If radioactive glow persists longer than four business days, you are now a landmark. Bonk! contains no actual nutritional value. Do not operate...