We interrupt this regular programming to bring you important information for the time being. At 3:23 PM Mountain Standard Time, local authorities issued an Emergency Frog Situation effective until 8 AM tomorrow morning. There have been reports of a dangerous gang of frogs attacking civilians in your immediate area. Take shelter now. Lock all doors and windows, turn off all lights, and try not to speak too loudly. Repeating, take shelter immediately, or else local authorities will be forced to...
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We interrupt this regular programming to bring you important information for the time being. At 3:23 PM Mountain Standard Time, local authorities issued an Emergency Frog Situation effective until 8 AM tomorrow morning. There have been reports of a dangerous gang of frogs attacking civilians in your immediate area. Take shelter now. Lock all doors and windows, turn off all lights, and try not to speak too loudly. Repeating, take shelter immediately, or else local authorities will be forced to kiss your pet dog on the lips. Thank you for your cooperation.
We interrupt this regular programming to bring you important information for the time being. At 3:23 PM Mountain Standard Time, local authorities issued an Emergency Frog Situation effective until 8 AM tomorrow morning. There have been reports of a dangerous gang of frogs attacking civilians in your immediate area. Take shelter now. Lock all doors and windows, turn off all lights, and try not to speak too loudly. Repeating, take shelter immediately, or else local authorities will be forced to...