
I reckon women complain about childbirth too much. So I made this machine called a centrifugal birthing machine, which was first invented by a man with no kids. And the idea is it gets the job done quickly and flings the baby out at over 200 kilometers an hour, which means you either need a midwife with a pitcher's glove or a net to catch it. If you want to see if the baby and the mother survive and the full speed run of this machine, go check out my full video on YouTube. Let's go.