What the hell is wrong with everybody?

Not that I'm a clock watching guy ordina… This transmitting button sticks. Tell me, they teach you how to pick cott… I get it, Dick. You know what? Hello, Bill. I do declare you've been like a son. You see, you got no faith in me. I still gotta get this bag out of here. I want a thorough investigation of this. He'll okay me. Hello, Rose. It's a deal. Q's response You want me just like the rest of these…