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Description: In 1850 Oregon, when a backwoodsman brings a wife home to his farm, his six brothers decide that they want to get married too. Cast: Adam Pontipee: Howard Keel Benjamin Pontipee: Jeff Richards Gideon Pontipee: Russ Tamblyn Frank (Frankincense) Pontipee: Tommy Rall Daniel Pontipee: Marc Platt Caleb Pontipee: Matt Mattox Ephraim Pontipee: Jacques d'Amboise Milly Pontipee: Jane Powell Dorcas Gaylen: Julie Newmar Alice Elcott: Nancy Kilgas Sarah Kine: Betty Carr Liza: Virginia Gibson Ruth Jepson: Ruta Lee Martha: Norma Doggett Rev. Elcott: Ian Wolfe Pete Perkins: Howard Petrie Harry: Earl Barton Matt: Dante DiPaolo Carl: Kelly Brown Ruth's Uncle: Matt Moore Dorcas' Father: Dick Rich Mrs. Bixby: Marjorie Wood Mr. Bixby: Russell Simpson Little Heifer: Annable Member of Second Barn Raising Team: John Daheim Town Girl: Michelle Ducasse Lem: Walter Beaver Drunk: Larry J. Blake Storekeeper: Paul Bradley Townsman: Hal Taggart Diner: George Bruggeman Man in Saloon: Billy Dix Mother: Margaret Wells Father: I. Stanford Jolley Heavy Girl: Carol Grel Rancher: Duane Grey Girl: Lois Hall Member of Fourth Barn Raising Team: Charles Horvath Member of Third Barn Raising Team: John Indrisano Jenny Gaylen- Dorcas' Sister: Sheila James Kuehl Caleb (singing voice): Bill Lee Lem's Girlfriend: Jarma Lewis Mrs. Elcott: Anna Q. Nilsson Bride (singing voice): Betty Noyes Prospector: Phil Rich Town Suitor: Terry Wilson Tom ('Nobody can cook like Milly'): Gene Roth Leader of Fourth Barn Raising Team: Dale Van Sickel Leader of Third Barn Raising Team: Bud Wolfe Undetermined Role: Sheb Wooley Written by: Albert Hackett, Frances Goodrich, Dorothy Kingsley Director: Stanley Donen Production: Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, Loew's Incorporated Release date: 06 Aug 1954