You're Yoda.

No, I'm not. You remember when I told you that one da… The little green guy? You're going to warn me. No, I'm more of a Han Solo. Sofa down there is a pull out. Make yourself at home. Come on, what would you say? They're keeping him overnight, so I'm go… Nor the man your mother wished you were. I don't want to hear it. Oh, my God. Am I black? No way! Wait, this can't just be Spectre.