A masseuse.

Chad's mother doesn't know about this, a… I must have been crazy to even suggest i… Thought it would. I'd rather tell them the truth myself. Well, I finally found you in. But at my age, the libido's... Well, of course I'm upset. You can hear the surfs pounding on the r… Well, it's my fault, Ceci. Well, you tell me. I didn't want to disturb you last night. You're not a bunch of bums, see. I told you I'd find you a good husband. When I got back to your uncle's room, th… No, I went in to borrow the typewriter.