Oh, no, not today.

Description: In 1910, British newspaper magnate Lord Rawnsley organizes a cross-channel air race to promote British aviation. Pilots from around the world, including the daring American Orvil Newton and the British ace Richard Mays, compete for a substantial cash prize. Amidst national rivalries and underhanded tactics, both men vie for Rawnsley's daughter, Patricia. The film is a comedic adventure that showcases the early days of aviation and the eccentricities of its pioneers.

Cast:
Orvil Newton: Stuart Whitman
Patricia Rawnsley: Sarah Miles
Richard Mays: James Fox
Count Emilio Ponticelli: Alberto Sordi
Lord Rawnsley: Robert Morley
Colonel Manfred von Holstein: Gert Fröbe
Pierre Dubois: Jean-Pierre Cassel
Brigitte, Ingrid, Marlene, Françoise, Yvette, Betty: Irina Demick
Sir Percy Ware-Armitage: Terry-Thomas
Courtney: Eric Sykes
Fire Chief Perkins: Benny Hill
Yamamoto: Yūjirō Ishihara
Mother Superior: Flora Robson
Captain Rumpelstrosse: Karl Michael Vogler
George Gruber: Sam Wanamaker
Harry Popperwell: Tony Hancock
French Postman: Eric Barker
Trawler Skipper: Maurice Denham
Colonel: Fred Emney
Muriel the Colonel's wife: Cicely Courtneidge
MacDougal: Gordon Jackson
Jean: Davy Kaye
French Painter: John Le Mesurier
Lieutenant Parsons: Jeremy Lloyd
Countess Sophia Ponticelli: Zena Marshall
Air Hostess: Millicent Martin
Italian Mayor: Eric Pohlmann
Waitress: Marjorie Rhodes
Assistant Fire Chief: Norman Rossington
Tremayne Gascoyne: Willie Rushton
Fireman: Graham Stark
Photographer: Jimmy Thompson
Niven: Michael Trubshawe
Reporter: Ronnie Stevens
French Official: Ferdy Mayne
French Team Member: Vernon Dobtcheff
Narrator: James Robertson Justice