Hello, security.

Not a millimeter of chest hair exposed. Excuse me. Mad Dog is just a figment of your imagin… Is Mad Dog the mask? It certainly is, you son of a bitch. Why isn't anybody there? A new place? Would you get me some club soda? I say she's yours by midnight. From freshman comp. Damn it. Easiest money I've ever made in my life. I think you'd love it. The fans are hysterical. In spite of everything.