How could something like this happen?

Oh, I'd be honored. You're a friend, a true friend. That's it! It's weird. I lost. Louie, you're crazy. Pick him up! You and I. We're her mommy and her daddy… Flora and Fauna, fight the pair, Acomas. I was worried about you, though, Charlie… Never mind, never mind. Remember that fateful night? That's better. I don't want to be dressed like a dead w… I did, too.