Because practically everybody does it right out in the window.

Description: A day in the lives of two convenience clerks named Dante and Randal as they annoy customers, discuss movies, and play hockey on the store roof. Cast: Dante Hicks: Brian O'Halloran Randal Graves: Jeff Anderson Veronica: Marilyn Ghigliotti Caitlin Bree: Lisa Spoonauer Jay: Jason Mewes Silent Bob: Kevin Smith Willam the Idiot Manchild: Scott Mosier Chewlies Rep: Scott Schiaffo Old Man: Al Berkowitz Woolen Cap Smoker: Walter Flanagan Sanford: Ed Hapstak 812 Wynarski: Lee Bendick Hunting Cap Smoking Boy: David Klein Coroner: Pattijean Csik Administer of Fine: Ken Clark Indecisive Video Customer: Donna Jeanne Caged Animal Masturbator: Virginia Smith Dental School Video Customer: Betsy Broussard Trainer: Ernest O'Donnell Heather Jones: Kimberly Loughran Tabloid Reading Customer: Gary Stern Cat-Shit-Watching Customer: Joe Bagnole Olaf the Russian Metalhead: John Henry Westhead Stuck in Chips Can: Chuck Bickel Jay's Lady Friend: Leslie Hope 'Happy Scrappy' Mom: Connie Finnerty Hockey Goalie: Vincent Pereira 'Happy Scrappy' Kid: Ashley Pereira Bed-Wetting Dad: Erix Infante Video Confusion: Melissa Crawford Blue Collar Man: Thomas Burke Door Tugging Customer: Dan Hapstak Leaning Against Wall: Mitch Cohen Burner Looking for Weed: Matthew Banta Cut-Off Customer: Rajiv Thapar Customer with Diapers: Mike Belicose Customer with Vaseline and Rubber Gloves: Jane Kuritz Milk Maid: Grace Smith Little Smoking Girl: Frances Cresci Angry Crowd at Door: Sarla Thapar Hockey Player: Derek Jaccodine Angry Smoking Crowd: Paul Finn Dog: Haiku Cat: Lenin's Tomb Written by: Kevin Smith Director: Kevin Smith Production: View Askew Productions Release date: 09 Nov 1994 Box Office: $3,151,130