May you pass things from your backside that even science cannot identify.

Description: Doug's a concierge at a luxury hotel on Manhattan. He saves all his tips towards his plan for a hotel. A potential investor seduces the girl, Doug loves, with false promises of leaving his wife. Doug's dilemma: hotel project or girl? Cast: Doug Ireland: Michael J. Fox Andy Hart: Gabrielle Anwar Christian Hanover: Anthony Higgins Harry Wegman: Michael Tucker Ed Drinkwater: Bob Balaban Julian Russell: Isaac Mizrahi Gary Taubin: Patrick Breen Mr. Himmelman: Udo Kier Albert: Simon Jones Gloria: Dianne Brill Gene Salvatore: Dan Hedaya Charlotte: Susan Blommaert Milton Glickman: Fyvush Finkel Charlie the Doorman: Mike Moyer Carmen: Saverio Guerra Vincent, Bartender: Daniel Hagen Nora: LaChanze Mrs. Elinor Vigushin: Paula Laurence Eleanor Hanover: Donna Mitchell Mrs. Wegman: Debra Monk Marie: Sandra Reaves-Phillips Julian Russell Girl: Nicole Beach Mrs. Brinkerhoff: Susan Ringo Mr. Brinkerhoff: John Cunningham Mrs. Nimkoff: Ann McDonough Josh Bailey: Richmond Hoxie Mrs. Prissilla Bailey: Alice Playten Benny the Jewler: Erick Avari Freddy: Douglas Seale Man in Elevator: David Lipman Woodsy Woman: Le Clanché du Rand Anne, Tiffany Saleswoman: Anne Lange Customer: Salem Ludwig Cab Driver: Louis Cantarini Leon: Hikari Takano Stage Manager: Jed Krascella Maitre D': Gabor Morea Musician: Rob Scott Pilot: Mark Zimmerman Co-Pilot: Al Cerullo Tiffany Guard: Dan Brennan Husband: Francis Dumaurier Self: Bobby Short Tatiana: Suzanne O'Neill Eliot, Limo Driver: Tim Gallin Gangster: Harry Elgin Bicyclist: Alvin Alexis Piano Player: Nick Cosco Traffic Policeman: Jane Deacy Model: Kathleen LaGue Fashion Show Patron: Dono Cunningham Hotel Guest: Doris McCarthy Garbage Man: Nick Taylor Written by: Mark Rosenthal, Lawrence Konner Director: Barry Sonnenfeld Production: Imagine Entertainment, Universal Pictures Release date: 01 Oct 1993 Box Office: $11,146,270