Because you told the truth.

I have, like, thirty two dollars in my a… John Hancock. We're on our way to salvation. I've been blessed. Good morning, sunshine. Whoa whoa whoa buddy slow down You want Matilda to go to college? Virgins are distinctly nervous. Oh, that's OK. Double A plus in algebra? Oh, my goodness. Like I said, that's why I want to go to… Davenport, I mean, because you say it's… Let me tell you why I suck as a salesman… Now go and leave the front door unlocked…