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Description: A modern romantic tale about a young aristocratic heiress born under a curse that can only be broken when she finds true love with "one who will accept her as one of their own." Cast: Franklin Wilhern: Richard E. Grant Jessica Wilhern: Catherine O'Hara Penelope's Great-Grandfather (as Nicholas Prideaux): Nick Prideaux Jake / Witch: Michael Feast Penelope Wilhern: Christina Ricci Wanda: Ronni Ancona Edward Vanderman: Simon Woods Leonard Wilhern: Paul Herbert Doctor: Simon Chandler Lemon: Peter Dinklage Young Penelope: Andi-Marie Townsend Station Cop: John Voce Larry: Burn Gorman Floorman in Card Club: Andrew Bailey Johnny: James McAvoy Max: Nick Frost Old Lady Card Player: Eve Pearce Mr. Mosely - Suitor: Rob Rouse Handsome Suitor (as Will Willoughby): William Willoughby Hotel Desk Clerk: Rubria Negrao Cheery Dealer: Ross Boatman Mr. Vanderman: Nigel Havers New Card Dealer: Richard James Krull: Lenny Henry Little Girl in Photobooth: Tallulah Evans Old Lady in Photobooth: Pam Phillips Jack the Bartender: Richard Leaf Annie: Reese Witherspoon Sam the Jazz Club Owner: Russell Brand Dr. Stone: Martin McDougall Reporter Outside Hospital 1: James Howard Reporter Outside Hospital 2: Shaun Parkes Reporter in Mr. Vanderman's Office: Paul Viragh Mrs. Vanderman: Christina Greatrex Pub Patron 1: Cornelius Booth Pub Patron 2: Colin Marsh Boy Pupil on Hillside: Tom Barker Preacher: Todd Boyce Girl Pupil: Pheobe Llewellyn Boy Pupil: Preston Nyman Girl Pupil (Alice): Francesca Edgerton Reporter: Shane James Bordas Street Vendor: Nigel Martin Davey Card Player: Simon Duric Chris Casino Security: Christopher Fosh Chauffeur: Matt Rippy (voice): Nick Shafer Fitness enthusiast: Kit Sinnett Written by: Leslie Caveny Director: Mark Palansky Production: Summit Entertainment, Tatira-Hiller Productions, Grosvenor Park Media, Type A Films Release date: 29 Feb 2008 Box Office: $10,011,996