Ironically, their security isn't all that good.

Good night. You get up and come behind me, put one a… No, I mean a real last cigarette ever. So I let them do stuff for me. Well, you know, we should have plenty of… It's just, ever since we were freshmen,… I just got a smug call from the local CB… No, don't do that. I was downstairs when I called you. Who says I'm taking advantage of them? Just so you know, if we're bringing in c… Has anyone ever told you you look like J… This is just some dude with appendicitis… We'll, um... What is this? No offense, Dad, but I doubt there's any…