Okay, settle down, people!

What the hell was that? Go parade between that tree and that tre… Let me have a post, just like that! Coming through! My kid still watches Sesame Street. Fuck no. We both make compromises. You know, it's pretty average, actually. I didn't give you any sperm. Wait a second, I know you. Even his junk is boring. Afraid they'd say he was lying and send… Can I throw these now? Megan's law. What are you thinking?