He's a douchebag.

Oh, evasive parkour! I'd go to the gym three times a week. He's rather extraordinary. My finger puppets. Millionth package? Why would you do that? Hey, Junior, are you gonna celebrate? That wasn't the original plan. What doesn't work like that anymore? Poppy, Hoppy knows your name! Yeah, I like to drink. She's a killer. No, no, no, no. Yo, you gotta wait a week for that. Soon they come, take me on a plane to Ru…