What are these called again?

The ABCs? It's not true. I'd like to cash this check if, uh, poss… Well, Jack. Can I get you a drink? Uh, I just mean... I'm kidding. What the fuck is wrong with you? That's cool. Are you sure it's mine? This account? Yeah, we're going to bring him in anyway… He never really talked. And it makes me pass out. You didn't think it actually involved an… Look at my untucked shirt.