Write for them too, don't you?

Now listen, Hank. So, without further ado, I declare this… But you, you're responsible for that. So, if any man can play the pipe, Who's your boyfriend? Is that you, Jim? How does that sound to you? I used to be able to. Give me that dog, will you, Tom? You've read about me in the papers. Though I can see how his face might frig… No, no. Da da da da da dum. When is the last time you worked? Come on, children, let's play soldiers.