You certainly know Burns' style.

The international set gathers. She opens her mouth to talk, but she can… I worked out with him enough. Tonight, I'm very happy to welcome you t… But he doesn't know which. Names tribute, all of them. Well, there's more to life than being a… So long, Charlie. The gardener or his son, the chauffeur,… Oh, cheer up, Harry. Thanks for lending it to me. What are you getting at? Who's the Contessa's cousin this week? Say, your dinner smells good. Because I worked hard to make that money…