This man's speech going that well?

Um, Silas becomes Shane's legal guardian… It's not his secretary. You don't come for your father's funeral… Not a dry eye there, either. I promise I'll make it up to you. Figure I'll savor my moments here while… And she has a lesion in her left parahip… Hey there, you've reached Walt, Skyler,… There were six guards, so we decided we'… Look, you can't just walk into a police… I leave the house in my uniform. A lot of the girls do it. Oh, and here you are standing up for him… I guess it helps that you don't look all… And you guys have a very big store, and…