It's freaking hilarious.

Okay, ladies, just keep going. Team single father. I think I gotta go back to bed. Okay, fine. I think she was the one who hacked into… Trying to make me out to be the villain,… Don't tell me there's some rule you can'… Remember how I said my dad gave me to an… Uh, Charlie's just in the middle of his… You know Aldrich Watkins is never gonna… I'm, uh, I'm gonna go finish the chicken… Maybe a nice one. Hey, Rocky, what's with the eyes? Oh, that's fucking royal. Come on, Ruby.