Because he's married.

This could be the royal couple that has… I was a little nervous sending you that… Or is she wrong, as usual? Humiliated or not, I should have tried t… Don't talk to me about being a realist. Eugene, you're no good. It's a different thing taking a girl int… What do you mean? Sometimes I don't even count. And the name of a man unspoken since bef… I should much prefer, Mr. Parker, that y… What you doing, Smith? Good night. Oh, you have gone soft on her, eh? I'm just going to do a photo search.