This is all a con, isn't it?

You want me to get involved? Hottie's stepsister, twelve o'clock. Do you think we can change in here? The rooms are occupied. This wasn't part of the plan! Yeah, very creepy. Doing the weird girl thing. Hey, you better be paying cash tonight,… I don't know how to run that dang debit… She shaves, I shave. Say hello? I love this fucking house, dude. You've been having to walk all along! I'm supposed to be a local. What are you talking about?