Wait, who the hell is Todd?

Is he supposed to be here? I'll see you tonight, all right? I go away to alternative school for two… Are you talking to her? A few years ago, he uncovered some scrol… It's inside all of us here. The man. Mine was the chalkboard. OMG, how are you? If I were a man, I could go topless anyw… I don't drink water. Like, where does she get that from? It was Vex here who talked me out of it. You could be perfect for me. Are you kidding me?