Jake, no, don't joke.

What'd he say? The perfect alibi. I really don't know where Adam hid the d… That's what it said in the paper. Not even close. Maybe a pine grass beak. He was in custody for a while, wasn't he… My brother and I... It takes some balls… Yeah, it's bad timing. They have blue feathers, yellow beak. Cops killed him last night. Red and orange feathers on the head. Well, Jessie put the broom in her cart. And a black beak. Um, just wait fifteen minutes and releas…