Do I look like a chipmunk?

Look, I gotta pull over. Mother hen starts her lessons very early… We're over here in the crate. The test took place in a remote area of… Le due follastre sono ben nutrite, ma se… That is insulting to my species! I demand a recount. Okay, everybody, don't panic. Are you okay? Let me save you the trouble. That's what crazy people do, isn't it? Wait a minute did you say anything anyth… OK, I know you want to be with your frie… I won't. Sex!