This is progress?

The House and Senate passed resolutions… Although sometimes the host is a misdire… No one's ever regressed this dramaticall… And ours. People, come on! He had a wife? Yeah, it's a toy. Give me two seeds. With those infernal fancy tail feathers. Quick, this way. We can't control the wind, but we can ad… OK, why aren't you selling it then? Oh, relax! Let's eat. When I get a hold of your kid, you're no…