Beverly Hills, 90210 - Season 1 Edit

A def jam that's always pleasing.

Actually, you know what, I'm not sure about lunch.

All right, enough.

All right, that's it. I'm out of here.

All right, that's it. I'm out of here.

And by accident their essays go to the President.

And his first business trip's back to Chicago.

And I wasn't gonna gripe.

And I'm glad I made you do it.

And it's awesome.

And the Bel Age Hotel.

And the next thing I hear is some hospital calling to tell me

And this here's DJ Mike MC.

And what you did.

And yours truly is stoked for some major tanning this weekend.

And?

Andrea, I think it'll keep till Monday.

Are we still on for dinner, or do you have too much homework?

Are you all right?

Are you all right?

Are you hungry?

As your real life mom.

At least I'm not the missing link.

At least you have one. I'm starting from scratch.

At least, that was the idea.

Barney!

Barney!

Barney!

Be careful, okay?

Before my brain totally shuts down.

Besides, you're too good just to cover sports anyway.

Better make that two.

Both, actually, by way of Minnesota.

Brandon Walsh.

Brandon, come on. You wouldn't want to ruin my reputation.

Brandon, I don't believe people surf when it's this cold.

Brandon, it's beautiful.

Brandon, just try it.

Brandon, wake up. We have school in 16 minutes.

Brandon!

Brandon.

Brandon.

Brandon.

Breathe! Come on!

Brenda, your brother is dope.

But Betty really does.

But I got my own stick. And I can match any guy on it.

But I guess you can figure out what they are about you

But I'm not.

But if you do see this David Silver, it wouldn't hurt to tell his dad I'm a fan,

But it was supposed to be.

But they were cool.

But this isn't you.

But to the local heroes who happened to buck the rescue move

But what I want to know is, why do you?

But you aren't the one she's never considerate of.

But, oh... Don't tell them upstairs.

Call Malibu Hospital. They'll tell you.

Call me later. Okay, bye bye.

Check it out. 'Cause if life's a beach, then why not live it?

Ciao, adios, sayonara, shalom. See ya.

Clean bill of health, at least physically.

Come on, before he asks for alimony.

Come on, Brandon. Stay with me.

Come on, Dylan, let's catch some waves!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Someone else will give us a ride.

Cool. You coming?

Dad's corporate pad. It's mine when he's out of town.

David, your dad doesn't know Samantha Sanders.

Depends on what your definition of normal is.

Did you see the Hartley House? It was my favorite rerun.

Discharged this morning.

Do you like this?

Does that mean we're leaving?

Don't see much water in Minnesota.

Donna, I didn't pay a small fortune to look like an Eskimo.

Down. Open.

Dream on.

Dylan just likes to hang with us,

Dylan, come on.

Dylan. Their son.

Eighteen degrees in October? Welcome to tropical Chicago.

Eric and Duane call me Betty, 'cause that's what they think I am,

Every time I try, I get carded.

Everybody's talking about it.

Excuse me, when your order is ready,

Excuse me?

Flattery will get you everywhere.

For about five minutes.

Gee, Dave, I don't think he likes you.

Give her credit cards a workout.

Give me a call sometime, okay? I'm listed.

Give up a dinner with a mother who's both talented and famous?

Go grab a burger or something.

God, it must be incredibly cool to have Samantha Sanders as your mother.

Good night, Bren. Thanks for listening.

Good.

Good.

Good. Kelly wants to leave.

Got me, man.

Great. Deadline's tomorrow.

Great. Look, I'll see you guys later, okay?

Greater than that fashion victim out there.

Gross, grosser, grossest.

Guys,

Happens all the time to alcoholics.

He's a teetotaler.

He's in my tech class. His name's Dylan McKay.

He's producing a new series with a part I'd be perfect for.

Hell, we all think we deserve something better,

Henry downstairs makes the best French fries in town.

Her body temp had already dropped two degrees from exposure.

Here, Ace, your next assignment.

Here.

Hey, don't just stand there. Come on in.

Hey, dude.

Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, guy.

Hey, how about some fuel for the rest of you?

Hey, I got a better idea. Let's stay and grab one.

Hey, I'll see you guys later.

Hey, Kel. Warm enough?

Hey, Minnesota, wait up.

Hey, Steve.

Hey, thanks, man.

Hey, when we got here, those guys told Dylan to get in the green room.

Hey, when we got here, those guys told Dylan to get in the green room.

Hey, where's your stick, bro?

Hey, whoa.

Hey, you up for breakfast?

Hey.

Hey. She goes where we go.

Hi, Miss Rye.

His job.

Honey, she's here!

How are you? What are you doing here?

How many calories are in a kiwi anyway?

How you doing?

I bet you can.

I can't afford to choose.

I don't do editorials, especially when they're called,

I don't have the lingo down yet.

I don't hear from you for hours

I don't know, Dylan. I got this editorial I gotta write.

I don't see a single person that I would want to talk to.

I figure I'm good for a couple more hours at the library

I got next period off. We could go grab a bite.

I got you.

I have to go check on my brother. He doesn't know anyone.

I have to tell you something.

I heard he got this girl in Paris pregnant.

I heard her say that West Beverly was harder than college.

I hung out on the Sunset Strip, or whatever it's cool to call it,

I just think if you get to travel on business,

I live in the Valley.

I love this.

I mean, all you do is study.

I mean, how do you learn to be considerate of people

I mean, who does? The guy's not exactly an open book.

I mean, you heard the doctor, you're heroes.

I mean, your father goes away on business, you two go to the beach,

I never seen the guy in my life.

I said, enough! Enough!

I see you've done your homework, man.

I spent all last Saturday lying on it, so my tan is totally uneven.

I still cannot believe you saved that girl's life.

I take it all that mascara's waterproof?

I think I'd rather just keep running on empty. Bye.

I think she meant you must've been worried.

I think that's a little optimistic.

I think that's probably a good idea.

I think we're gonna make it here.

I think you're being too hard on her, Bren.

I thought my parents would wig,

I thought you people from the Midwest were supposed to be so sociable.

I used my imagination instead of my experience.

I want to be your friend.

I want you to be nice to everyone

I was just being friendly.

I was wondering when you'd waltz in here.

I wasn't at the library.

I wonder what it would be like to be able to take it all for granted.

I wouldn't socialize with those... For anything.

I wouldn't want to ruin the only real thing you've got.

I'd be over there right now, drinking myself into a stupor,

I'd like to order five cheeseburgers, please. Medium well.

I'll go find Brandon.

I'm just gonna go back to being

I'm not in a good mood today.

I'm not surprised. And you know what? I don't care.

I'm organizing an organization against tourists from West Beverly.

I'm so touched, I may even call Kelly and forgive her.

I'm sorry, but our deal was you weren't gonna travel,

I'm standing here 'cause I'm sorry.

I'm there, Sarah.

I've wasted all this time on the wrong dweeb. Later.

I've... I've got an editorial to write.

If it wasn't, well, I apologize.

If this is a day in a life of your basic Beverly Hills family,

Ignoring the most obvious question, which is why wasn't I invited,

In fact, I'm feeling a little hostile.

In fact, they're totally bad, or I don't know, maybe it's rad.

In the "Mother of the Year" contest

Is Mrs McKay in?

Is that cretins like you two end up running it.

Is that normal?

Is that what you guys call the ocean?

Isn't that her decision?

It's my viewpoint, Bren. Just read it, okay?

It's one of the main reasons I agreed to move.

It's the beach. What have you been dreaming about?

Just fine. Fine. I... I'm doing fine. Fine, sir.

Just read.

Just remember me

Kelly called again.

Kelly Taylor at Secos Beach, in a bikini, huh?

Kelly, come on. Some of this stuff would look great on you.

Kelly!

Last night was supposed to be fun.

Left.

Let me tell you something just so you know in advance,

Let there be light.

Linen closet. Top shelf. Your father's on the phone.

Listen, I was wondering if you were free for lunch sometime.

Listen, my last name is Walsh.

Listen, what you did to those two nimrods back there was great.

Look, I don't watch the show, okay?

Look, I gotta go. You're on.

Look, if I want to relax, I'll do it in my own room, not somebody else's.

Look, if I wanted to hang with them,

Look...

Looks are deceiving. I've never set foot inside a club.

Lots of lakes. No oceans.

Lousy night.

Mad, bad and dangerous to know.

Man, I dreamed about this place.

Man, that guy is a real tool.

Maybe he'll get hip by graduation.

Me? No. I don't go to West Beverly or Beverly.

Minnesota, really, you gotta relax.

Mom, did you unpack the sewing kit yet?

More homework, bigger homes, better clothes...

Morning. First thing.

My dad is usually in surgery. Is dinner cool?

My name's Brandon Walsh.

My old, basic uncool self.

My real name's Sarah.

My sympathies.

Next time tell her I moved back to Minneapolis.

No message?

No one enjoys spending Friday night studying.

No way. Not now, not ever.

No wonder everybody out here has a great body.

No, it's yours.

No, Mel Silver, the oral surgeon.

No, Mom. Even if it means talking to him.

No, no, no, I'm serious. I had a dream about it last night.

No, no, no. We wouldn't want to do that.

No, Steve, I'm just gonna have your mouth wired shut.

No, the ocean's our house and the green room's the gnarliest place in it.

No, tonight is not soon enough, but it'll definitely do.

No? Well, who is this?

No. Thanks.

No. That's what the tourists call it.

Not bad. Not bad at all.

Not better. Just more expensive.

Not that he'd let me read into him anyway.

Now listen up, 'cause this song ain't dedicated to the one I love,

Of course it's 50 degrees warmer here.

Of course.

Oh, a little leisure reading.

Oh, boo hoo. We hurt her feelings.

Oh, come on, Sarah, breathe.

Oh, come on, surf's up.

Oh, good morning, Andrea. So nice to see you, too.

Oh, how sweet. How touching.

Oh, Mom, don't start.

Oh, she's just bummed 'cause she'd rather hang out with them.

Oh, so you want me to be nice to his son?

Oh, well, you heard him. Decide.

Oh, wow. Oh, Brenda. Yes.

Oh, yeah? Well, with that new nose, you'll need one, Kel.

Oh, yeah. Well, after a year with you, I deserve it.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's good.

Oh, you do speak English. That's good.

Oh, you know, about moving here, being here.

Oh. No, he isn't. He has to go. He sends his love.

Oh. You know what I mean.

Okay, come on, Dylan. Let's just get out of here.

Okay, fine. I'll try it.

Okay, I'm sorry.

Okay, look, you got sand in our Cheetos. Thanks.

Okay. Okay.

On Secos State Beach this weekend and save someone's life.

Only now, I know what to write it about.

Our ace sports writer. Always a pleasure.

Paper assigned me an editorial.

Please.

Poor Dad. He transfers out here from the Midwest

Really, I'm fine. I'm okay.

Really? What about?

Really? You think?

Right then and there, huh, bro?

Room service. This is room 211.

Same thing you are, waiting for something to happen

Sarah?

Scotch or Irish?

She does.

She would if those guys didn't treat her like a doormat.

So am I.

So change the title.

So do I.

So how'd you design it?

So, anyway, you know, I am in desperate need of a new look.

So, Dylan, these friends of yours know we're coming?

So, how great?

So, how's it going?

So, I'll see you at lunch?

So, is this what you call the Sunset Strip, man?

Some dumb little surf betty, you know.

Some party, huh?

Sorry I didn't stick around last night to help.

Sorry, chief.

Sorry.

Staying till tomorrow.

Steve? Later, dude.

Steven. Steven.

Sure.

Surf dudes unite!

Sweetie, do you know the Silver boy? I believe he's new.

That I'd be going to the beach, I knew it.

That was him and that's me.

That's easy. Not many people in Beverly Hills are.

That's Sarah.

The beach and Betty.

The episode where the Hartleys enter Mary Jo

The name's Brandon, all right? Brandon Walsh.

The one you were supposed to write the other day when I dragged you out here?

The paramedics said that he saved that girl's life.

The service?

The sun block's upstairs.

The voice of rhyme and reason, on KWBH,

Then I get to gripe at home.

Then what's he doing here?

These are $150.

These are hot. These are you.

These people don't have anything on you.

These people here are really intimidating.

They walk this way, they get their ass kicked.

They want me to join a program.

This beach belongs to us.

This girl who graduated last year came back to visit.

This here's DJ Mike MC,

This is about sports?

This is so outrageous.

This party is totally beat.

Those boneheads wouldn't know a poem if it walked up and bit them.

To come get my children.

To get busted for breaking and entering?

Touch it.

Touch that board, my friend.

Toujours plastic.

Truce?

Truce.

Trying to make for free what those trendy stores sell for $150.

Twelve a slice.

Unless of course I'm doing the intimidating.

Up.

Voila.

Wake up, Brandon. Everybody knows about Dylan McKay.

Wake up!

Wake up!

Wake up!

Way to go, homies. Peace!

We'll follow you.

We're going to the beach, not the Valley.

We're moving back to Minnesota.

We're united.

Welcome to paradise, man.

Welcome to your dream come true.

Welcome, welcome.

Well, chic or cheap, the choice is yours.

Well, come on.

Well, did they leave a message for Dylan?

Well, don't just stand there. Come on.

Well, I'm glad you know the difference.

Well, now, I wouldn't want you to do anything too hasty.

Well, so much for our big "welcome back" feast.

Well, start this weekend. Secos State Beach is gonna be a major scene.

Well, stick around.

Well, that's very mature, Brandon,

Well, we were in

Well, we're here every morning at 6:00. Sunrise surf.

What are you so crabby about, anyway?

What are you two doing here?

What did you say?

What happened to her?

What happened?

What I could do with a car like that.

What is your father doing in surgery?

What isn't harder out here?

What reason would I have to worry?

What you doing?

What, are you kidding?

What, you still not cool yet?

What's next? Tummy tuck? Liposuction? Pierced nostril?

What's this?

What's up, bro? Let's get in the green room!

What's up, Mom?

When are you coming back?

When everybody wants to get into your green room.

When no one's ever been considerate of you?

When we split last night, she was stoked to surf

When you graduate to the big board, we'll have to tie it to your ankle.

When you're in the green room, you're riding the perfect wave.

When you're in the green room, you're riding the perfect wave.

Where do you suppose...

Where's Sarah?

Where's that erase command anyway, huh?

Which brings me to the bottom line question,

Which means there'll be more for the three of us.

Who cares? We're in.

Who doesn't?

Why should you? I mean, you've got Mary Jo Hartley

Why, Kelly, so nice to see you.

Wipe out!

Worked on it all afternoon.

Worried? Me?

Would it?

Would you be eating on the terrace or up in your suite?

Would you just tell them that I called?

Wouldn't want to spoil the fun.

Yeah, and losers like you end up...

Yeah, and so does your wife.

Yeah, five orders of French fries.

Yeah, I guess.

Yeah, I'll let her suffer a little. She deserves it.

Yeah, I'm swamped enough with schoolwork.

Yeah, it's all right. How you doing?

Yeah, me, too. I'll see you tonight. Bye.

Yeah, Mel Silver the producer?

Yeah, we'll come up with something special to welcome you.

Yeah, well, I just don't believe in winning through intimidation.

Yeah, well, it ain't happening here.

Yeah, well, she paid a fortune for that outfit.

Yeah, well, that doesn't mean I like watching Kelly

Yeah, well, you were friendlier yesterday.

Yeah, what I'd do with a daughter like that.

Yeah, you and everyone else around here.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Kind of makes you wonder what we're doing out here, doesn't it?

Yeah. Let's do lunch.

Yeah. Yeah, they have the number.

Yes, they're fine. They're fine.

Yes, your children are right here.

Yo, Ace, I saw what you wrote.

Yo, McKay!

Yo, McKay! Where're we going?

Yo, Minnesota, glad you could make it.

Yo, Minnesota!

Yo, Minnesota!

Yo, West Beverly, it's that day of the week again.

Yo, West Beverly, this is TGIF in a major way today

You all right?

You better make that order for four.

You do remember our agreement, don't you, Jim?

You don't go to West Beverly, do you?

You guys are scum.

You know something, Andrea?

You know, Bren,

You know, bust a few with Eric and Duane.

You know, darkness at the edge of town.

You know, I think for a while

You know, I'm not too good about talking about my feelings,

You know, I've got news for you.

You know, my mom knows your dad. She said to say hello.

You know, that paper's certainly keeping your brother busy.

You know, the tragedy of this country

You know, you told me why Betty hangs with those guys,

You live here?

You might be surprised by what happens.

You see, my parents, they aren't exactly into parenting.

You should've seen him, Mom.

You think?

You were also sober.

You were at the library till late last night.

You're doing a good job, kid. Keep up the good work.

You're really nice.

You're right.

Your friend's pretty cool.

Your surfer buddies know you read poetry?

911, Brenda. Right now!

A little dork with big dreams. But no experience.

A little help, Miss Rye? I'm just the advisor. She's the boss.

And how often is that? Often as possible.

And I'm totaled. Yes.

And we're sorry. What've you got to be sorry about?

Any year you're ready, Bren. I said you could come in.

Anywhere but here. You wanna come? Yeah, sure, Dylan. I'd love to.

Are you having fun? In a word? No.

Are you saying she's an alcoholic? Nobody drinks that much for fun.

Besides, I'm freezing. Well, you should've dressed warmer.

Brandon. Hi. Hi. Hi.

Brenda. Hi. Hi.

Brenda... I look awful.

But you're all right? Really, Mom. We're fine.

Come on. Where're you going?

David. Oh, hey, Steve.

Don't work too hard. I won't.

Everything healthy is delicious. Well, at that price, it'd better be.

Except Betty. She's cool. She doesn't think so.

For your editorial? No, for fun.

Good. Good.

Here, Brandon. Help yourself. No. Thanks.

Hey, Brandon, wait. For what?

Hey, Bren. Hey.

Hey, man, we didn't know. You didn't care, either.

Hey. Hey, yourself.

Hi. Paper or plastic? Plastic.

His parents keep a suite there. Guy? What guy?

how did you end up at the hotel? This guy I know.

I can't believe it. I can.

I don't believe this. What's wrong?

I knew it. What?

I love it. I love it! What?

I love you, too, Daddy. Yeah, your daughter loves you, too.

I think he's fine right now. I bet you do.

I think she just did. No way, I just left her.

I thought you liked me. I do.

I'll see you around. All right.

I'll see you. Okay.

I'm not happy with my viewpoint. You're not happy, period.

Is that all right with you guys? Oh, yeah.

Is that all right with you guys? Oh, yeah.

It was just for fun. Not where I'm from, it isn't.

It's Scotch Irish, remember? How could I forget?

Kelly? How does she look? Like a reject from a Megadeth video.

Knows what? That he's, like, major trouble.

Later, bro. Hey, wait.

Lf I go, who'll keep Mom company? Oh, no. No, not on my account.

Means I am. Me, too.

No, I don't think so. Brandon, it'll be fun.

No, my sister's back there. Well, I'm out of here. Later.

Not cool enough for you. Hey.

Oh, really? I'll tell him that. All right, do that.

Oh, yeah. Anytime. With my mom and your dad.

She better be all right. She is, no thanks to them.

She feels bad enough already. She should.

She's not breathing. Oh, my God.

So what're you guys up to? This weekend? Working on my back.

So, did we get Daddy's permission? Nope, we got Mom's.

So, how do you know Dylan? I don't.

So, where is he? Oh, he's still in Chicago.

So, you're sure she'll be okay? Thanks to you two.

Speak for yourself. I was.

Steve! Steve Sanders! How's it going? It's gone.

They're all right? They're fine. They're also heroes.

This is great. This is bogus.

Tomorrow? That's one day. And a night.

Upstairs is cool, Tony. Very good, sir.

Well, you didn't know. I should have.

What about him? His father's Mel Silver.

What are we doing here? Visiting friends.

What for? The perfect dance club.

What is it? Floor plan.

What time's Dad due home? By dinner, if his plane's on time.

What's this? Just read it.

Where're we going? Field trip.

Who? He means Betty.

Yeah, but... Brandon, we're in California.

Yeah, well, I'm from out of town. I can tell.

Yeah, yeah, like I was saying, anytime. Great, all right.

You are relentless! Thank you.

You look great. Really?

You need any help? All I can get.

You remember my brother. Hi, Brenda's brother.

Your dad's Mel Silver, right? Yeah. You knew that.

'cause the sun is shining

"'Cause that's where the green room is. "

"and getting inside, it's the peak of the ride

"And I hope you will, too.

"and if you believe them, you deceive yourself more than anyone else.

"because getting inside it,

"Byron: The collected works"?

"From the Midwest to West Beverly: A Transfer Student Speaks. "

"I know better now.

"I'll be looking for more than meets the eye.

"It's called the green room,

"or on the lawn at lunch,

"Or so I thought.

"requires a skill they never taught us back in Minnesota.

"So when you meet me in the halls or in class

"That was when I took it all at face value,

"the green room might as well be West Beverly

"The Green Room. By Brandon Walsh. " What's a green room?

"There's an expression surfers use for the curl of a perfect wave.

"To a new student like myself,

"to the 'in' crowd, the 'in' parties, the 'in' clothes and 'in' cars,

"What I've learnt is that appearances can be very deceiving,

"when I believed people's images and played along with them.