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Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

Beverly Hills Ninja (1997)

Beverly Hills Ninja is a comedy film that was released in 1997 and directed by Dennis Dugan. The movie stars the late and legendary martial artist and actor, Chris Farley, in the lead role. Farley's unique comedic timing and physicality bring a delightful charm to this hilarious and light-hearted comedy.

The plot revolves around Haru, portrayed by Chris Farley, a young and enthusiastic aspiring ninja. Haru has grown up in a small village with dreams of becoming a great warrior, but his klutziness and lack of coordination constantly hinder his progress. Despite his setbacks, Haru remains determined and passionate about fulfilling his destiny.

The opportunity for Haru to prove himself finally arrives when he travels to Beverly Hills to assist his sensei on a mission. In Los Angeles, he stumbles upon Allison Page (portrayed by the lovely Nicollette Sheridan), a beautiful woman with whom he develops a romantic interest. As Haru delves deeper into the mission, he discovers a sinister plot involving a corrupt businessman, played by the talented actor Robin Shou. Haru must navigate through the glamorous and treacherous world of Beverly Hills while hilariously overcoming numerous obstacles to save the day.

The film showcases Chris Farley's physical comedy talents as he expertly performs impressive martial arts moves blended with slapstick humor. Farley's portrayal of Haru brings an endearing innocence and pure-heartedness to the character, which makes for many laugh-out-loud moments throughout the movie. His charming and lovable personality shines, and his comedic chemistry with Nicollette Sheridan adds another layer of humor to the story.

The supporting cast of Beverly Hills Ninja includes a talented ensemble of actors who further enhance the comedic essence of the film. Chris Rock plays the role of Joey, Haru's best friend, who provides witty banter and fun dialogues. The team of Will Sasso and Nathaniel Parker also join the adventure, offering their fair share of laughs and adding depth to the storyline. Meanwhile, Robin Shou delivers a convincing portrayal of the antagonist, providing a strong counterbalance to Farley's comedic exuberance.

The movie excels at bringing together a mix of action, adventure, and comedy. It utilizes Farley's comedic strengths and physicality to create a narrative that combines elements of his previous works, such as Tommy Boy and Black Sheep. The film's humor can be enjoyed by audiences of all ages, making it a timeless classic for family viewing.

If you are a fan of Chris Farley's comedic genius or are simply looking for a lighthearted and entertaining film, Beverly Hills Ninja should be at the top of your must-watch list. The comical mishaps, heartwarming friendships, and hilarious fight scenes provide a delightful viewing experience.

You can play and download the sounds from Beverly Hills Ninja (1997) and dive into the world of comedy, action, and laughter that this film provides. With an incredible cast, side-splitting humor, and a memorable performance by Chris Farley, this movie is a true gem in the comedy genre.

Note: Unfortunately, as an AI, I am not able to play or download any sounds. However, you can easily find the film on various streaming platforms or purchase the DVD/Blu-ray to enjoy the full audiovisual experience.

A Beverly Hills disguise.
A bug must've bit me.
A group of ninjas foiled an attempted counterfeiting operation.
A mistake could jeopardize Sally's life.
A ninja knows when he's in danger.
A ninja visualizes the straightness of the rope.
A phone book.
A spy is like a gnat compared to a ninja.
A spy?
A woman such as you described had the name Alison Page.
Alison and I must leave.
Alison, is that you?
Alison, what have I done?
Alison.
All of you who are graduating today...
All right then, Joey. I'll do what I can.
All right!
Always be on my guard. All right. You the ninja.
America's weather fluctuates violently.
And a white ninja. Who ever heard of that?
And I shall water the plants.
And I, Haru, am the blackest of the black.
And prove, once and for all, that I am the Great White Ninja.
And then...
And they... This is nice.
And this time, you must follow my directions exactly.
Are we dead?
Are you a third degree black belt?
Are you all right, my brother?
Are you all right?
Are you communicating with me?
Are you communicating with me?
Are you not familiar with shiatsu massage?
As a ninja...
As a pimp, I'll blend into the city like MSG into miso soup.
As we talked about, you'll distract him...
Be careful in your travels. The world is dangerous.
Be careful.
Because I would then have to kill you.
Because you are going with him.
Believe in yourself, my son.
Believe it or not, I doubted myself.
Believe me, sensei, I killed no one.
Believe me. This woman's telling the truth.
Besides, there is no place for you to go.
Big deal!
Brother!
But as part of my creed, I cannot tell you.
But I was wrong.
But I'll tell you this:
But it's delicate, not like in Japan.
But now I'll look out for myself.
But you're in love with Tanley.
But you're white.
But your job is an important one.
Call a friend. Have a lovely afternoon.
Can you come closer? I'll untie you.
Can't start an operation without the gear.
Careful, Alison.
Carol Channing.
Carry it with you always.
Check your guns. Kobudosai checked theirs.
Chet Walters. I'm told he's the best.
Chickens?
Come on over here.
Come on!
Come to papa, baby!
Compared to what? A hut in a rice paddy?
Congratulations, big brother.
Consider yourself very lucky.
Couch is fine for me.
Could we please get to work?
Cut the bullshit. How much for your plates?
Daddy, he said he was going to kill me!
Daddy!
Danger is my companion.
Did I say ninja? I meant ninny.
Do not be afraid, my dove.
Do not be disheartened. I know Tanley's next move.
Do not be fooled by my skin colour.
Do not despair. I will be ever vigilant.
Do not let up. We are nowhere near our destination.
Do not move, Alison... Alison Page!
Do not shoot! I am on your side.
Do not try it.
Do not worry.
Do not worry.
Do you have an explanation?
Do you know how long it took me to do my hair?
Do you know what I do every day?
Do you think you can waltz in, grab the plates and run the show?
Don't be fooled by my skin colour. You're a TV reporter.
Don't get me started on car problems.
Don't worry about me. The woman's in trouble.
Don't worry, he's an ink specialist and suspects nothing.
Drive, Joey.
Empty your pockets, please.
Especially your apartment.
Exactly like this.
Excellent. You too should be a ninja.
Excuse me, I have to be going. Thank you.
Excuse me?
Excuse me. Is this the Takagure dojo?
Find out what he's up to. His name's Martin Tanley...
For Hundreds of years in Japan there has lived a clan...
For Pete's sake.
Forged in the fires of confidence and discipline.
Forty seconds.
Four minutes.
Front!
Get off me!
Get out of here!
Get out of there!
Get out!
Get rid of him later.
Get rid of him.
Getting in the way all the time.
Go now.
Go, Haru.
Go! Go!
Go! Yeah!
Go. Save Alison. It is your duty as a ninja.
Gobei called her hotel. There's no one named Sally Jones.
Gobei, I've always looked up to you, and you've always looked out for me.
Gobei.
Gobei.
Good job!
Good luck, my brother.
Good luck, my brother.
Good luck. Good luck.
Good morning, Mr. Tanley.
Good night.
Good night.
Good.
Good. He'll print the front half of the bill tomorrow.
Good. Tie him and throw him in the van.
Goodbye, everyone!
Goodbye, everyone!
Goodbye, my family!
Goodbye.
Gotcha. You betcha. Alrighty. Here we go!
Gotta get the gear.
Great White Ninja or not, you made me believe in myself.
Great White Ninja.
Hands in the air!
Haru, you are truly the Great White Ninja.
Haru!
Haru.
Have a great meeting. Bye!
Have no fear. I will defuse the bomb.
Have you heard of the white child who will be the greatest ninja master?
Have you met the ink specialist?
He doesn't know I'm her sister!
He got busted for DUI.
He is coming. Hide behind those clouds.
He killed her sister.
He matches an Interpol description of a man wanted in Japan for murder.
He's an idiot! I cannot do this anymore.
He's fat, a fool and an embarrassment to ninjas.
He's made every mistake in the ninja book.
Hear about the lady who backed into a fan? Dis assed her!
Hello, Alison.
Hello, is this the Auto Club?
Hello?
Hello?
Help me!
Help me!
Help! I must concentrate!
Help! Police!
Here I am.
Here I come!
Here is my legend.
Here is what I was looking for, Joey.
Here we are, off to the wild blue yonder.
Here you go, sir.
Here, take this.
Here.
Here's an example. Close your eyes, turn around and count to nine.
Here's my problem. I'm seeing this man.
Here's some advice for your next life:
Hey, how you doing? Chet Walters. Mr. Tanley?
Hey, man.
Hi, Gobei.
His determination's like a tiger.
Holy Shinto!
Holy Shinto!
Honoured elder?
Hopefully, I'll see you later.
How are you, my son?
How could she do this to me?
How he arrived on our shores...
How many rich blonds could there be?
How will you drive with that on?
How'd that get in there?
However, I give the golden medallion to my finest student.
Hurry, my dove!
Hurry!
Hurry!
I am fine.
I am Haru of the Takagure dojo. Do not forget that.
I am Haru of the Takagure dojo...
I am Haru of the Takagure...
I am Haru. Do not worry about Haru.
I am here.
I am live with one of those ninjas.
I am not lying to you, Haru.
I am one with the universe!
I am one with the universe.
I am one with the universe.
I am sorry, big brother!
I am sorry. I got carried away.
I am sure you'd like to know who I am and what I do.
I am the only one who is calling her Sally Jones.
I arranged to get this set of plates.
I brought you a present. A little bang.
I can do it.
I can plug it into the Marshall formula...
I can see now.
I can't. Not today. I'm in a bit of a hurry.
I cannot say this has been an easy mission.
I cannot swim! Joey!
I cannot tell the truth from the untruth.