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Men in Black (1997) Men in Black is a highly popular sci-fi comedy film released in 1997. Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld and

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Men in Black is a highly popular sci-fi comedy film released in 1997. Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld and written by Ed Solomon, the movie gained immense success and became a cult classic, known for its unique blend of action, humor, and extraterrestrial encounters.

Starring in the film are renowned actors Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones. Will Smith portrays Agent J, a quick-witted New York City cop who is recruited by a secret government agency known as the Men in Black. Tommy Lee Jones plays Agent K, a seasoned member of the Men in Black who becomes J's mentor. Together, they form an unlikely duo responsible for protecting Earth from intergalactic threats and maintaining secrecy about extraterrestrial life.

The film takes audiences on a wild ride as Agent J and his partner face off against a shape-shifting alien who has taken the form of a farmer named Edgar. The comedic chemistry between Smith and Jones is a key aspect of the film, with their interactions filled with witty one-liners and amusing banter.

Men in Black showcases imaginative and visually stunning scenes, presenting a captivating world of aliens living secretly among humans. The iconic visual effects allow audiences to fully immerse themselves in this hidden reality. Moreover, the film's memorable score, composed by Danny Elfman, perfectly captures the mysterious and adventurous atmosphere of the Men in Black universe.

The success of Men in Black led to the creation of two sequels, Men in Black II in 2002, and Men in Black 3 in 2012. Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones reprised their roles, continuing the story of the Men in Black protecting Earth from dangerous extraterrestrial threats. The franchise expanded further with an animated television series that aired from 1997 to 2001, captivating fans of all ages.

If you are a fan of Men in Black, you can now relive the intergalactic adventures and memorable moments from the film. With its popularity, the film's sounds, music, and dialogues are readily available to play and download. Immerse yourself in the futuristic soundscape and revisit some of the most hilarious and action-packed scenes from the movie.

Men in Black continues to be a beloved film that has left a lasting impact on pop culture. Its unique blend of humor, sci-fi elements, and memorable performances by Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones make it a must-watch for any fan of the genre. So, grab your neuralyzer, put on your shades, and get ready to dive into the world of Men in Black. Play and download these legendary sounds now!
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A man came in here earlier.
A man came in here earlier.
All I want is to come home to a fat steak on the table...
All I want is to come home to a fat steak on the table...
All right, pop, that'll be $72 there.
All right, pop, that'll be $72 there.
All yours, Edwards.
All yours, Edwards.
An Arquillian battle cruiser.
An Arquillian battle cruiser.
And exactly why is that?
And exactly why is that?
And hire a decorator to come in here quick because... damn!
And hire a decorator to come in here quick because... damn!
Any fruits or vegetables?
Any fruits or vegetables?
Anything about that seem unusual?
Anything about that seem unusual?
But we can start with the gastroesophageal junction
But we can start with the gastroesophageal junction
Come on, let's take a ride.
Come on, let's take a ride.
Couple.
Couple.
Damn, what a gullible breed.
Damn, what a gullible breed.
Did I have to sing it?
Did I have to sing it?
Division 6? I never heard of Division 6.
Division 6? I never heard of Division 6.
Do you like music?
Do you like music?
Do you see this?
Do you see this?
Doctor...
Doctor...
Don't "sir" me, young man.
Don't "sir" me, young man.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Dr. White.
Dr. White.
Edgar, what on earth was that?
Edgar, what on earth was that?
Examiner tried to verify this rectally, but the subject had no rectum.
Examiner tried to verify this rectally, but the subject had no rectum.
Excellent question.
Excellent question.
Fasten your seat belt, please.
Fasten your seat belt, please.
Figures.
Figures.
First off, you chose me, so you recognize the skills
First off, you chose me, so you recognize the skills
Freeze!
Freeze!
Get out of here.
Get out of here.
Gills. He was out of breath.
Gills. He was out of breath.
Give her time to get the wrong impression. Makes it smoother.
Give her time to get the wrong impression. Makes it smoother.
Give the kid a weapon.
Give the kid a weapon.
Goddamn bugs.
Goddamn bugs.
Guys, my apartment isn't anywhere near here.
Guys, my apartment isn't anywhere near here.
He blinked one set, then a completely different set.
He blinked one set, then a completely different set.
He thought it was funny
He thought it was funny
He's grouchy.
He's grouchy.
He's not leaving the planet in a cab. Let's go
He's not leaving the planet in a cab. Let's go
Hey, old guys!
Hey, old guys!
Hey, this is my truck!
Hey, this is my truck!
How else do you explain New York?
How else do you explain New York?
How small?
How small?
How you doing?
How you doing?
I already did. Frank took the last ship.
I already did. Frank took the last ship.
I am half the man that you are.
I am half the man that you are.
I believe he had an animal with him.
I believe he had an animal with him.
I did a laparotomy. I started with the stomach.
I did a laparotomy. I started with the stomach.
I had to bean him in the head with this big rock
I had to bean him in the head with this big rock
I hear you're into something hotter than stolen Rolexes.
I hear you're into something hotter than stolen Rolexes.
I'll count to three.
I'll count to three.
I'm sorry about back there
I'm sorry about back there
I'm sorry, maybe you already answered this but...
I'm sorry, maybe you already answered this but...
I've won.
I've won.
In the Edgar suit!
In the Edgar suit!
In water.
In water.
It's all done
It's all done
It's not even on the same island.
It's not even on the same island.
It's over.
It's over.
Just leave it there.
Just leave it there.
Kay, you're frightening your partner.
Kay, you're frightening your partner.
Let me tell you.
Let me tell you.
Let's put it on.
Let's put it on.
Let's start wherever you started at.
Let's start wherever you started at.
Lunch.
Lunch.
Man!
Man!
Marines, Air Force, Navy SEALs, Army Rangers, NYPD.
Marines, Air Force, Navy SEALs, Army Rangers, NYPD.
Means I will knock your punk ass down!
Means I will knock your punk ass down!
Mr. Edwards...
Mr. Edwards...
New arrivals? Have anything to do with the crasher last night?
New arrivals? Have anything to do with the crasher last night?
Nope, all fine.
Nope, all fine.
Nope.
Nope.
Not bad for your second day of work, is it?
Not bad for your second day of work, is it?
Not to change the subject, but when was the last time you got a CAT scan?
Not to change the subject, but when was the last time you got a CAT scan?
Notice anything strange? Stomach, liver, lungs...
Notice anything strange? Stomach, liver, lungs...
NYPD! Freeze!
NYPD! Freeze!
Okay, let's get going.
Okay, let's get going.
Okay, let's see.
Okay, let's see.
Okey dokey.
Okey dokey.
One hour?
One hour?
Please.
Please.
Pleasure seeing you here
Pleasure seeing you here
Put on a seat belt.
Put on a seat belt.
Rodman? You're kidding
Rodman? You're kidding
Rosenberg mentioned Orion's belt
Rosenberg mentioned Orion's belt
Shall we?
Shall we?
She about to start some shit.
She about to start some shit.
She looks over to her husband..
She looks over to her husband..
Shut up!
Shut up!
So can it.
So can it.
Something's peeking!
Something's peeking!
Sorry, y'all.
Sorry, y'all.
Sure. Let's take a look at your catch.
Sure. Let's take a look at your catch.
Thank you.
Thank you.
That did not go the way I planned
That did not go the way I planned
That means that's your uncle.
That means that's your uncle.
That was on Jeopardy last night. Damn, Alex said it was...
That was on Jeopardy last night. Damn, Alex said it was...
That's just very funny to me.
That's just very funny to me.
The bug had other plans.
The bug had other plans.
The catch is, you will sever all human contact.
The catch is, you will sever all human contact.
The flash of light was not a U.F.O
The flash of light was not a U.F.O
The stars.
The stars.
Then what?
Then what?
There's a problem with the cat. Sign here
There's a problem with the cat. Sign here
They sound pissed
They sound pissed
This red eye isolates...
This red eye isolates...
Those books are way too advanced for her.
Those books are way too advanced for her.
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
Wait.
Wait.
War
War
We are the Men in Black.
We are the Men in Black.
We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public!
We do not discharge our weapons in view of the public!
We don't like the neighbourhood anymore.
We don't like the neighbourhood anymore.
We got a skimmer.
We got a skimmer.
We hold patents on a few gadgets we confiscated from out of state visitors.
We hold patents on a few gadgets we confiscated from out of state visitors.
We need help, a professional...
We need help, a professional...
We'll use pulsar level five with an implosion factor.
We'll use pulsar level five with an implosion factor.
We're gonna go for a little ride.
We're gonna go for a little ride.
Weird.
Weird.
Welcome to the United States.
Welcome to the United States.
What are you?
What are you?
What is word?
What is word?
What the hell?!
What the hell?!
What would scare Redgick so badly...
What would scare Redgick so badly...
What?!
What?!
What's up?
What's up?
Where do you keep your dead?
Where do you keep your dead?
Where is lvan?
Where is lvan?
Where you going?
Where you going?
Where's the animal?
Where's the animal?
Which is really...
Which is really...
Who breaks into a jewellery store and leaves the jewels?
Who breaks into a jewellery store and leaves the jewels?
Whoever you are, you'll have to show me I.D.
Whoever you are, you'll have to show me I.D.
Why does a rat desert a ship?
Why does a rat desert a ship?
You and Dr. Weaver check the other body
You and Dr. Weaver check the other body
You are thick!
You are thick!
You can have my gun...
You can have my gun...
You don't understand.
You don't understand.
You hand me that head.
You hand me that head.
You kicked him out. And now that he's gone...
You kicked him out. And now that he's gone...
You know how many treaties you just violated?
You know how many treaties you just violated?
You recognize him?
You recognize him?
You're headed out of town.
You're headed out of town.
You're in my face.
You're in my face.
You're just a smear on the sports page...
You're just a smear on the sports page...
You're late. Sit down.
You're late. Sit down.
You're much too tense. You're young. Relax
You're much too tense. You're young. Relax
You're no longer part of the system.
You're no longer part of the system.
You're right about one thing.
You're right about one thing.
You're talking about us.
You're talking about us.
You're useless, Beatrice.
You're useless, Beatrice.
8 year old white girl, middle of the ghetto...
8 year old white girl, middle of the ghetto...
"Orion" on the nametag? Right.
"Orion" on the nametag? Right.
"That." That...
"That." That...
Don't you worry about long term damage? A little.
Don't you worry about long term damage? A little.
Series 4 De atomizer. That's what I'm talking about.
Series 4 De atomizer. That's what I'm talking about.
Six months ago. It's company policy. Make another appointment
Six months ago. It's company policy. Make another appointment
Wait a minute, slow down. Why?
Wait a minute, slow down. Why?
What's the catch? The catch?
What's the catch? The catch?
You're coming with me
You're coming with me
...actually kind of...
...actually kind of...
...an Edgar suit
...an Edgar suit
...barely conscious pond scum...
...barely conscious pond scum...
...bunch of monsters at night with quantum physics books?
...bunch of monsters at night with quantum physics books?
...but instead I get this. It looks like poison.
...but instead I get this. It looks like poison.
...indicating a temperature increase
...indicating a temperature increase
...is on..
...is on..
...months...
...months...
...on my head.
...on my head.
...one more time...
...one more time...
...squid.
...squid.
...tap water.
...tap water.
...the centre of the universe.
...the centre of the universe.
...totally convinced of their own superiority...
...totally convinced of their own superiority...
...touching down in the forest outside Portland tonight.
...touching down in the forest outside Portland tonight.
...wants seats for the Bulls game.
...wants seats for the Bulls game.
...wherever they are whole. That we can be sure of.
...wherever they are whole. That we can be sure of.
...who made contact on March 2, 1961 outside New York.
...who made contact on March 2, 1961 outside New York.
...will make anyone cranky.
...will make anyone cranky.
...with a race not of this planet.
...with a race not of this planet.
...with years of experience in intergalactic politics.
...with years of experience in intergalactic politics.
"Galaxy on Orion's belt" makes no sense.
"Galaxy on Orion's belt" makes no sense.
"The perpetrator blinked two sets of eyelids."
"The perpetrator blinked two sets of eyelids."
"To prevent war, the Galaxy is on Orion's belt."
"To prevent war, the Galaxy is on Orion's belt."

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