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Moonlighting (1985) - Season 5

Moonlighting (1985) - Season 5

Moonlighting is an iconic American television show that aired from 1985 to 1989. Created by Glenn Gordon Caron, the series captured the hearts of viewers with its unique blend of comedy, drama, and romance. The show revolved around the unlikely pairing of private detective duo Maddie Hayes, played by Cybill Shepherd, and David Addison, portrayed by Bruce Willis.

In Season 5, which premiered in 1988, Moonlighting continued its winning formula of witty banter, smart writing, and unforgettable chemistry between the two lead characters. The season consisted of a total of 10 episodes, each filled with captivating storylines and exciting cases for the detective agency Blue Moon Investigations to solve.

The cast of Moonlighting not only included the talented Cybill Shepherd and Bruce Willis but also featured amazing supporting actors who brought their own flavor to the show. Curtis Armstrong portrayed the hilarious and witty Herbert Viola, the agency's research expert, while Allyce Beasley played Agnes DiPesto, the quirky and lovable receptionist. Other notable recurring actors in Season 5 included Jack Blessing as MacGillicudy and Jonathan Ames as Sam Crawford.

One of the standout episodes of Season 5 was "Between a Yuk and a Hard Place," which saw Maddie and David going undercover at a comedy club to solve the mysterious murder of a stand-up comedian. This episode showcased the comedic skills of both Shepherd and Willis, as they effortlessly delivered punchlines while unraveling the case.

Another notable episode was "Lunar Eclipse," which took a different turn by incorporating a surreal dream sequence. Maddie and David found themselves trapped in an alternate reality, struggling to find a way back to their own world. This episode showcased the show's willingness to experiment with different storytelling techniques and genres.

Moonlighting's Season 5 also continued its tradition of featuring unique musical performances. The show was known for showcasing various popular musicians and bands, adding a musical touch to each episode. From jazz to rock 'n' roll, the music in Moonlighting played a significant role in enhancing the overall narrative.

If you want to relive the magic of Moonlighting and immerse yourself in the sounds of the 1980s, you can easily find and download the show's soundtrack. Each episode is accompanied by a carefully curated selection of songs that perfectly complement the on-screen action. The soundtrack captures the essence of the era, with its mix of upbeat pop tunes and soulful ballads.

So, whether you're a fan seeking nostalgia or a newcomer intrigued by the allure of Moonlighting, you can play and download these captivating sounds to transport yourself to a time when television was filled with unforgettable characters, witty dialogue, and serendipitous romance. Indulge in the timeless charm of Moonlighting, and let the music and stories from this beloved series captivate your imagination once again.

A big fat check waiting for you at the end of each day
A blue bow. Oh, this is so cute.
A blue water view and the fireplace he loved so much.
A bonus cheque?
A brand new 14 piece dinette set from Tracyware.
A chance for critics To stalk and steer
A change is beginning, that's all.
A cheque made out to us for 15
A cigar.
A client. She doesn't have an appointment.
A comedian? I knew it. I had a feeling.
A detail that only he and I know about.
A dreadful mistake?
A drone. A robot. A slave. Support personnel.
A dung beetle.
A fine line between reparation and revenge.
A friend of mine who works there, said you were calling about it...
A full twist with a double pike.
A girl like you is gonna walk in and get ogled.
A glass of champagne for Miss Hayes.
A great...
A guy who doesn't take himself too seriously.
A heart attack.
A Lesley Gore song maybe or a Archie comic book...
A little chardonnay. A candlelit bubble bath for one.
A little help.
A little late news, and then off to dreamland all by yourself.
A little white lie, I confess.
A lot of anger for one so petite.
A lot of people take a very dim view of my profession...
A lot of that going on in this episode.
A man buys a gift to show his appreciation...
A mortgage? Life insurance premiums?
A new season, a great season.
A nice little bistro...
A night with David is not gonna be nearly as intellectually stimulating.
A partnership, David.
A passionate woman like Kathleen needs a real man...
A perfect crime was committed.
A quarter day, dragging our fannies...
A rash is an act of nature, like hives.
A rather handfisted job of misappropriation, Mr. Gibson.
A real survivor.
A reason which has nothing to do with a person's soul.
A replacement for the woman he really loves.
A short stint in jail...
A sordid tale of murder and deception.
A Temp for All Seasons.
A testimonial to your skills.
A trip to the little boy's room, a glance at the Sports page.
A very grateful law enforcement official.
A wealth of euphemisms at our disposal...
A while back, I had an unexpected vacation.
A witness saw at the scene of the crime.
A woman who wants to get ahead dresses as Curie.
A" Kill him.
About just who is your father.
About the size of a pocket watch placed carefully between
Accounting ledgers.
Actually, I would have preferred to go with Blue Moon...
Actually, it's what most games are all about.
Addison affliction.
Addison boys really know...
Addison, partner and leg man. Whatever she says goes double for me.
Addison.
Admirer at 2 o'clock.
Adult male, 5'10", not long for this world,
Advantage, Dave.
Advocacy, public defence.
After all he's been through, it seems so cruel.
After all, a man with no lips can hardly kiss his wife.
After all, we're not the only coffee clatch dialling 976 WETT.
After everything, I wanna know we can talk to each other.
After he got out, he looked her up, passed himself off as me.
After I broke out, I found where her and Charlie were living.
After many years of hard work and diligence...
After moving to Los Angeles in 1957...
After the three of us are done towelling each other off
After we dice our giblets, we set them aside.
After you stopped being intimate. Were you still friends?
After, she and the doctor slip across to the hotel for a little hidey ho.
Agnes has a moral obligation.
Agnes was missing her head.
Agnes, 83 Violas in one place is not just family.
Agnes, about Mr. Addison, when he comes in...
Agnes, be careful.
Agnes, do you have any idea...
Agnes, feed these into the PC when you get a breather, will you?
Agnes, I think there's something you should know.
Agnes, I was not hallucinating.
Agnes, I'm sorry, one doesn't simply slice off a part of one's anatomy...
Agnes, I'm taking Annie shopping and to lunch.
Agnes, I'm three storeys high, stop kidding around.
Agnes, I'm visiting with Mr. Addison and Miss Hayes.
Agnes, I've done some investigating.
Agnes, if you don't come with me right now...
Agnes, it's just me.
Agnes, listen to me.
Agnes, man to man, has this woman got a case of the cases or what?
Agnes, Mr. Addison and I have everything under control.
Agnes, please. This is the first time you've met my family...
Agnes, see if Kooky here wants cream and sugar in his formaldehyde.
Agnes, this is not an anxiety attack.
Agnes, we're talking about different people.
Agnes, what will it take to convince you to go with the crowd...
Agnes, when Mr. Addison gets in...
Agnes, would you give me a hand with these, please?
Agnes, would you mind if I asked you a very personal question?
Agnes, would you see him in, please.
Agnes, you're just so valuable around here.
Agnes, you're too healthy a human for the acting game.
Agnes.
Agnes.
Agnes.
Agnes.
Agnes. How are you and Burt doing?
Agnes. Oh, glad you're okay.
Agnes...
Agnes...
Agnes...
Agnes...
Agnes...
Agnes...
Agree? Never.
Ahoy there, pilgrim. Drink with me.
Ain't it bitchen?
Albeit, well crafted commercial doggerel.
All 72,000.
All he can talk about was a snow fort he built when he was 9.
All he wants is that you're prepared for your birth.
All I can point to is a few hundred broken homes that I helped to create.
All I did was assemble the raw materials for your vision.
All I've accomplished is this deed, this crime. My one success.
All of which have doorknobs.
All right now, this clown came to our office, dies, probably drove here.
All right then, let's have it your way.
All right, Bazooka Joe, put down the land shark.
All right, buster.
All right, but I think you're making a big mistake.
All right, Donegan, you wanna play rough, huh?
All right, good. Now, touch your finger to your nose.
All right, I think that just about does it.
All right, it's
All right, look, Spiderman...
All right, look. This is not my job.
All right, move it.
All right, now, if I were 15 grand where would I hide?
All right, tell us everything you know about this episode.
All right, wait a minute, wait a minute. Okay.
All right, you ready? One, two, three, squeeze.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Go out, get yourself 10 pounds of carrots. Eat them.
All right. Good.
All right. Look, write this number down.
All right. Thank you very much.
All rise.
All that is seen and indeed unseen.
All the fruitcakes in the world are here in California.
All the local newspapers.
All the time. Well, not all the time, but I know how you feel.
All this time, I've just been a substitute.
All this time, Mr. Addison's been a genius and we didn't know about it.
All those minds weighing, judging, evaluating.
All those people who have sat in that chair telling me their stories.
All trappings of material accomplishment.
Almost as if it was I...
Alone.
Alone.
Alter all the pre production, the meetings...
Although I am being disciplined...
Although it wouldn't be the first time. Come on.
Always liked my gals tall.
Always.
Always.
Am I ever gonna see you again?
Am I nuts?
Am I right, Maddie?
An acquired taste.
An attorney, the one I told you about.
An experiment that went wrong, while he pursues his true passion.
An important principle.
An old wives tale, but you've got a great look.
And "us" solve cases.
And "us" used to do it...
And a chance to sneak away with my wife...
And a client's about to walk through that door...
And a feeling that is...
And a pillow.
And a promotion. You'll be the assistant to the president.
And Adelaide Sapperman, Adele for short...
And after years of guilt ridden estrangement...
And all the time he's waiting, he was looking at me.
And also, because I had a visitor last night.
And Archie Leach liked Cary Grant better, big deal.
And as a result of that, Miss Fuller has asked that I accept her resignation.
And because you're the family brown nose...
And being such, you would be the logical choice...
And being the shrewd devil that she is, she probably noticed my absence.
And believe me, around here, a little industry is not a bad thing.
And believe me, I am not the type to sit around waiting for anything...
And both of you have got more holes in you than one of Burt's socks.
And by our very presence here, brothers and sisters....
And by shaving it off, I'm proving something to Agnes.
And call Jake's, get me a cheeseburger.
And cruel and horrible and ulterior and wrong.
And don't forget our new store in Paramus.
And don't you think they might discover that it's a bounty cheque...
And Dr. Brill came into the deli one day.
And everything was my fault.
And for that, by the gods, if I say the moon be the sun than to you...
And get Viola a knackwurst and banana.
And give you the satisfaction of terminating my services. Never.
And Harry.
And he has always discharged his fiduciary responsibilities...
And he is entitled to continue his studies if he so chooses.
And he is one terrific guy.
And he just put us in shoelaces right into the next century.
And he passed that dream on to his children.
And he said, "No thanks, tummy's not feeling too hot today."
And how did you respond?
And how I would be perfect to run the account.
And how would you characterise the relationship of your bosses:
And I I carried on that dream...
And I ain't got no green sweater. Must've been some other partner.
And I believe she'd want us to have the dough. I do.
And I can help with the legwork. As I said, I'll do it for free.
And I can't think of a better excuse to beat our swords into ploughshares...
And I certainly would miss you.
And I couldn't understand why he'd want to keep that from me.
And I deserve a coffee break for one of the more gruelling mornings I've had.
And I do mean ear full.
And I don't like it.
And I don't like you.
And I don't mean the boat because our ship just came in.
And I don't think Mr. Addison's interested in Annie. Not really.
And I don't want any credit for bringing Brock Ash to justice.
And I for one am gonna live up to that responsibility.
And I know just what you should cut off and send in the mail.
And I know what's going on in that honeycombed, beehive of a
And I know what's going through that honey blonde noggin of yours.
And I must say, you are much more...
And I never in my life have seen a man tote a barge.
And I said, "Yes, isn't it?"
And I should get a good night's sleep.
And I showed you how to samba.
And I think, who the hell is this guy?
And I tried my best to find him, but I never saw him again.
And I uncovered something I think you're gonna wanna hear.
And I want you to be my best man, Little Ad Man.
And I won't stop haunting you, until we're both drenched in ectoplasm.
And I wrote a list of the places he hangs out.
And I yours.
And I yours.
And I'd appreciate it if you two stopped debriefing each other.
And I'd like you to meet my friend, Harvey.
And I'll put some meat on those bones.
And I'm still as incapable of commitment as ever.
And if anyone here thinks he or she can do better...
And if it's any consolation at all just know this.
And if it's okay with you, this'll be my last appointment
And if you don't have a fact and you don't...
And in case you need somebody to wash your back....
And in it was a lock of hair folded inside a piece of stationery...
And it's always the same, they meet, they fall in love...
And it's good.
And Jamie doesn't have work to take care of?
And just because I'm a Californian doesn't mean that I'm not an American.
And just what do you want, Madelyn Hayes?
And let me tell you, there was more than one broken heart...
And me and missus are gonna be running along, so thank
And Miss Hayes, Miss Hayes is a miraculous woman.
And move towards a kinder, gentler office. What do you say, everybody?
And Mr. Addison?
And my handwriting is a little hard to read...
And my son.
And no body in here.
And no talking to our neighbours.
And Nonna, my own grandmother My own grandmother...
And not just on the outside, in here.
And now you may really open your eyes.
And now you're here, our audience.
And now, here he is, the man of the hour.
And now, moving right along to really weird news. Voila.
And one which surely would have been discovered sooner...
And over here we have a new installation of works of the 1960s.
And reluctantly, I have.
And roommate for the last two years.
And she's very beautiful.
And since I'm already virtually a recluse in my own home
And so help me, I couldn't think of a reason not to.
And so, with the sweet perfume of history as our stalwart ally...
And still no sign of him.
And tall.
And tell Mr. Addison and Herbert...
And that her sole purpose in this world was to drive him crazy...
And that is why you're here in the middle of the night.
And that leaves room for a one night stand.
And that scares the hell out of me.
And that tacky stripper, remember.
And the artefacts I took were priceless.
And the next day either. I'll probably Well, I'm not gonna in for a while.
And the next thing I know, it's just him and me.
And the only thing I could think of was basement.
And the thought of spending an entire evening, never mind the $8.17...
And then a few months ago, he shows up on my doorstep, out of nowhere.
And then having slaked the carnal thirst of the beast within her
And then he said, "You know, you really deserve to be a partner.
And then I showed him into your office...
And then I wake up Ash Wednesday morning with a hangover, no husband.
And then I woke up.
And then I'll go. That's all I ask.
And then one morning I roll over and look at him.
And then the January thaw came along and it was gone.
And then there's Catalina out there, which you can see sometimes.
And then we made love again.
And then we made love again.
And then what happens?
And then when she found out about Christina...
And then....
And they would have loved you.
And they're a great icebreaker on a first date.
And third, viva la difference.
And Viola and MacGilicuddy and the rest of them...
And watch NBC
And we made love.
And we'll all see each other again at your wedding.
And what baby wouldn't want to have your wit.
And when have you ever turned up your nose at a free meal?
And while you're at it give me a listing for the county morgue.
And why were we calling the library information?
And wind up doing one of those scenes where we disagree and talk fast?
And would you describe for the jury what you saw...
And would you like me to send out the second notices on last month's billing?
And you certainly tricked Mrs. Anselmo.
And you get the parrots.
And you have the right to take this time off.
And you have to understand mine.
And you let him walk out of here? Maddie, how could you.
And you must remain in your room.
And you never sat down with someone to redefine your relationship.
And you pretended like you was dead.
And you thought our relationship was screwy.
And you want everybody to think that you're just fine.
And you were intimate with them.
And you were the Grim Reaper. It was frightening.
And you, MacGilicuddy, are quite a remarkable saboteur. Thanks.
And you're gonna be all right.
And, obviously, you have no respect for the dead.
And, oh, yes and we'll need some sound recordings and videotape.
And, what the hell. I was a lifer, I hardly knew her.
Annie and I are tired. Gonna be a short night.
Annie, wait a minute. Hey, hey, Annie. Hey.
Annie?
Annie's fine too.
Annie's gonna end up beaten and bruised and not know what hit her.
Annie's staying with me or was staying with me.
Another brouhaha, huh?
Another party is looking?
Another season, another try
Another season, another try
Another shot
Answer it and say, "The cheese stands alone."
Antidepressants, check.
Any of you girls know Benny Largo?
Any woman. That's how indiscriminate you are. But not with Annie.
Anything about the business, Chip?
Anything you can remember.
Anyway, I called you to find out if this LaSalle guy is reputable.
Anyway, I didn't see any weapons on anybody.
Anyway, I lost my temper...
Anyway, the bail bonder says he'll drop the felony no parking.
Anyway, the day after I met this guy, he asked me to marry him.
Anyway, we met...
Anyway, who says you got to be some blue haired old biddy to watch kids?
Apparently, Donegan has some friends in very high places...
Apparently, fuel efficiency isn't a big priority with the Crips.
Are we on?
Are you all right?
Are you gonna invite me in?
Are you gonna spill it or do I have to hurt you?
Are you insinuating that Agnes doesn't exist?
Are you kidding? I'm superstitious.
Are you okay?
Are you pooh poohing this idea?
Are you prepared to watch that woman dismantle her marriage?
Are you ready?
Are you saying I have to move to France?
Are you saying I'm not normal? David...
Are you saying that we're gonna lose this case?
Are you seeing anybody?
Are you seeing anyone?
Are you sleeping with your husband's partner?
Are you suggesting that Agnes lie to get out of her responsibility?
Are you sure it says we gotta do this in the script?
Are you sure you wanna put yourself through this? She's dead.
Are you sure you're gonna be all right here alone?
Are you sure you're okay?
Are you the target of somebody's ire, to be kidnapped, divorced, set on fire?
Art is my life.
Art shmart, Van Breegle's giving us the wiggle. Hang on.
As a detective, I'm as detached and dispassionate as always.
As a matter of fact fact, I'm very happy.
As a matter of fact I can.
As a matter of fact, bring a girlfriend along.
As a matter of fact, I am doing very well for myself.
As a matter of fact, she is a late. I was just about to call her.
As a matter of fact...
As an employee of Blue Moon, your wheels would be recognised...
As assistant to the president, I'm going to be more help to you from now on.
As chief investigator on a Sapperman case I cannot stand around...
As far as he's concerned, reason and order end at the Tapanzee Bridge.
As far as I'm concerned there isn't anything confusing about us.
As punishment I want you in your seats...
As soon as we find the cheque we'll get out of here.
As vile and low as you are, that man is viler and much lower.
As your investment counsellor...
Ash snatched the brass ring right out of your hand.
Ash. Ash
Ash's obituary will make the paper. That would have made him happy.
Asking people about their private
Assuming facts not in evidence. There's no foundation...
At any rate, I hope you'll accept my apology for this contrivance.
At approximately 1900 hours this evening...
At ease.
At last, I know what it is to love someone."
At least the maid's coming tomorrow.
At least we realise how superficial everything is. Skin deep.
At least you gotta question this girl's judgement.
At night when I'm just laying there with my head on the pillow...
At night, when I crash, I wanna sleep fast...
At the hotel.
Attagirl.
Attention please, let me have your attention.
Attention please, this is the last call for flight 8711, nonstop for New York.
Au pair? What au pair?
Augie, don't do that. Please, sit down.
Augie, get off her.
Aunt Lenora, hold. Agnes.
Aunt Lenora, over here.
Aunt Lenora?
Aunt Lenora.
Aunt Lenora...
Aunt Nora, the one who married the axe murderer.
Awful mess. He was always neat as a pin.
Baby Hayes, I can tell something's bothering you.
Baby Hayes.
Back in the monastery, my brothers and me would lie in the snow...
Bailiff, please restrain Mr. Kraft.
Bailiff, take this woman into custody.
Bankrolling a restaurant is a very expensive proposition.
Barely 20.
Bazooka Joe.
Be a good boy, huh?
Be a good time to go to lunch.
Be back in a minute.
Be back in about an hour I got an errand to run.
Be no trouble at all.
Be seated.
Bear with me, Baby Hayes.
Beautiful evening...
Beautiful women and money.
Beautiful.
Because a murder trial can really take it out of you.
Because as of this morning the phone company is putting a 976 block...
Because behind this tranquil suburban facade...
Because Carla used to run a cat house.
Because even though I'm sure you personally find this very awkward...
Because I don't think it's our cup of tea.
Because I know you too.
Because I saw a man killed and I wanna help the police find the murderer.
Because if that's the case...
Because if we fail...
Because it happens to be cruel, doesn't mean it's not true.
Because it's so fast.
Because of what I am, my predicament, as you say...
Because she was blackmailing me.
Because that little old man was an extremely accomplished thief.
Because they're not screaming like most couples ?
Because you know what? I ain't leaving.
Because you'll change the channel
Because you're my boss, I tend to think of you as my boss.
Because, Maddie...
Because, you know, I mean, if I
Become women, you know.
Bed's a little smaller than I remember.
Been a while since I got to steer this around the floor.
Been a while since I've been invited up here.
Before this he was a regular Joe, now he's the D.B. Cooper of the art crowd.
Before we take a job crowbarring relationships, we should talk.
Before you know it, you'll be in a nice, hot steamy shower...
Before you let anyone else through your loops, call Sal Viola.
Being held hostage here by this linthead.
Being there for that special someone.
Believe I owe this agency an apology.
Believe it, because this is it.
Believe me, I've tried to.
Benny Largo and Carla ran a modelling agency...
Benny Largo is very interested in your business proposition.
Benny Largo.
Benny Largo's flown the coop. Maybe he's not even in L.A.
Benny Largo's made off with her money and where's that leave, Richie?
Benny wants to meet you tonight, 11:30.
Besides, the French say that a woman under 30...
Besides, who's gonna know?
Best I can do is come down to six months' incarceration.
Bet it goes like a bat out of hell.
Bet you 5 bucks it'd involve...
Betraying my
Better let go of me.
Better light to read by?
Better not have anything up your sleeve.
Better than I wanna admit. Is that what you wanted to hear?
Better yet, I'll start from the beginning.
Betty "Barracuda" Russell, esquire.
Betty Russell? Betty Russell.
Betty, will you excuse us for just a moment, please?
Between celebrity and real accomplishment.
Between those columns and numbers lies the real story.
Between us I think maybe there's something wrong with me.
Bicker banter, picking and poking. They were making each other crazy.
Big white box.
Bill Raymond. Take your hands off me. You get your hands off me.
Bill's life enriched our own. We remember Bill for many things.
Billie Jean King didn't hand Bobby Riggs his codpiece...
Bitter, angry, dejected, depressed.
Black as alabaster.
Blue Moon Agency of Private Detection.
Blue Moon Detective Agency, good morning to you.
Blue Moon Detective Agency.
Blue Moon Detective Agency.
Blue Moon? That's Herbie Viola's firm.
Blue Moon's here, though there's one thing we're sans...
Blue. Hazel. I don't know.
Bounced back?
Boy, am I having fun.
Boy, big night for Kareem against the Clippers.
Boy, is this guy a breadwinner.
Boy, Maddie, I thought I knew you, but denying a dying man his last wish.
Boy, oh, boy.
Boy, you handled that well.
Break!
Bright, beautiful, a huge heart...
Brill and the missus are costars in our own private one act play.
Brilliant question, Agnes.
Brock Ash provided you with a golden opportunity.
Brock. All right, listen, pull yourself together.
Brought these by for you to look at.
Bub, suppose you tell me why you've been following me.
Burning, singing in the sunshine
Burt just tunes me out.
Burt, Burt, I'd truly like to help you but I can't.
Burt, can't this wait?
Burt, could I talk to you for a minute?
Burt, I don't know
Burt, I had the most terrible dream.
Burt, I've had my eye on you for some time.
Burt, just one more stop...
Burt, talk to me.
Burt, wait right here.
Burt, what happened?
Burt?
Burt.
Burt.
Burt.
Burt.
Burt.
Burt. Burt
Burt. I'll work on an outfit.
Burt...
Burty boy, if this pans out I'll dedicate my memoirs to you. Thanks.
Burty, let me stop you right there. Okay?
Business seems to be picking up. She wanted to offer us a raise.
Business, business.
But after hearing this, we're a little short on muscle.
But at a time like this, it makes me feel really good...
But at your birth...
But Baby Hayes, that wasn't a fight, that was them.
But before I get my client's hopes up...
But Brill playing doctor with his girl patients is not only possible...
But c'est la vie.
But can you really blame the audience?
But deep down they really do care.
But did he listen? No.
But didn't the Fantastics close?
But do you know what her saving grace is?
But don' t worry I'm not chucking it all in for some half shaven stranger.
But don't you see?
But guys have to pretend like they're bulletproof...
But he got sick.
But he really wasn't married. He just had a wife.
But he sure taught me how to handle a stick.
But his alibi checks out perfectly.
But I can't do that if the Agnes DiPesto on the jury...
But I don't know anything about guns. I've never shot a gun. I hate guns.
But I don't need to look like this.
But I guess it was worth it.
But I had...
But I just painted it.
But I know who that someone is.
But I like that about you.
But I love them.
But I realised I was never gonna be satisfied till I got him back.
But I think I'll stick with my giblets.
But I want you to know that MacGilicuddy...
But I'd love to hear your version of it.
But I'm not afraid
But I'm not sure he's a pocket watch kind of guy.
But I'm sorry.
But I've got a feeling we have some work to do.
But I've had 10 years to get used to the idea of her being gone.
But I've never forgotten her.
But if I was trying to catch a guy, I wouldn't be looking for someone...
But if there's any one girl that can turn me around, I think she's the one.
But if you believe that I've been wronged by this man...
But if you need me to do anything....
But in 6 minutes and 14 seconds we'll cease to exist as characters.
But in the heat of battle, I guess I chose not to notice.
But is this worth, you know, dismantling your marriage about?
But it feels like prying.
But it is something that you almost always feel...
But it is truth that is missing here.
But it takes two to hold on and he couldn't.
But it was also John Kravitz, Peter Wentwhistle, Sam Strankweather...
But it's a good kind of bushed?
But it's good to see that you keep up on life in the fast lane.
But it's not over. David and I are friends.
But it's so much money.
But look around you, two thirds of this class are guys...
But look at her now, she's crazy about him.
But look, how much you have in common, David.
But me...
But most of all, all I could think about was being with you.
But Mr. Viola
But Ms. Hayes says she's her cousin.
But none of that matters. I hear they gonna declare a mistrial...
But O'Neal thinks
But people get married because they share a common dream.
But progress is not without its downside, Miss DiPesto.
But remember, not only are Maddie and David your parents...
But she wants everybody to think that she's just fine.
But she would definitely oppose that idea from beyond the grave.
But she's a wonderful woman. She'll make a great wife, terrific mom...
But since you're here...
But sir, I wouldn't feel right taking all the glory for myself.
But some people have to forgo jury duty. They can't afford to miss work.
But somebody hired your bodyguard...
But someday, some morning, they're gonna wake up...
But that didn't stop him.
But that man is a viper.
But that's just a hunch
But that's not you wanted, was it?
But the fact is, that I become extremely uncomfortable...
But the insurance company is offering rewards for a laundry list of items.
But the investigation keeps getting held up.
But the job goes south, she yells sexual harassment.
But the man she's seeing is Dr. Brill.
But the point is, what if I weighed twice as much and was half as tall?
But the potential benefits...
But the reason I am doing this...
But the thing is...
But the truth, not your version or my version...
But the way I figure, it was the guy
But the way to my heart's through my stomach.
But then he snores a lot.
But there are reasons known only to myself...
But there is one person who can actually link me to the theft.
But there isn't much time.
But there's the teeniest, weeniest maybe he didn't.
But they grabbed him in Tijuana and that was that.
But think, now you know all there is to know...
But this is not a job. This is an obligation. This is a wait.
But this puts me in an awkward position here.
But this, what we're doing here...
But this? This is an act of Burt.
But unfortunately, there's no rest for the defence tonight.
But unlike you, I can admit to being a tad superstitious.
But we don't care Because we do our part
But we don't make the rules. We don't put the bounty on his head.
But we don't wanna just dump them in, we want to fold them in gently.
But we had so little time together.
But we're on this ladder and I don't see a way off.
But what happens if the car is vandalized or stolen?
But what if you're wrong.
But what's the use?
But when I saw his wife...
But whenever a child comes into the world there's always the hope...
But why can't you admit to irrationality?
But why wouldn't you wanna help Mr. Hunziger?
But you You gave it wings, dimension, scope.
But you can rest assured I'll use all the resources at my disposal...
But you can't leave that here.
But you just can't let someone get away with murder.
But you know what, MacGilicuddy...
But you know what?
But your new parents
But, but
But, I guess, every family got its wallflower.
But, Mr. Hunziger
But, yeah, I got a minute. Sure.
But. B U T, the three, most insidious words in the English language.
Buy him a drink, then take the fingerprints off the glass.
By accessing them, would you be committing a crime?
By applying our finely honed investigative skills.
By jingo, you're right.
By the power invested in me by the supreme authority...
By the shore of Gitche Gumee By the shining Big Sea Water
By the time you've realised that the romance is doomed...
By the way, brown eyes. White Bear Lake, Minnesota, October 3rd.
Bye bye.
Bye.
Caf is all right.
Call 911, Agnes, please?
Call back in a few days...
Call me.
Call the dean of admissions.
Call the doctor. Call an ambulance.
Call the encylopaedia people. Tell them to make room. Volume A, Addison.
Calling Lydia Kraft to the stand.
Calm down, Baby Hayes. I'm a friend, Jerome.
Came out of nowhere, stayed a while.
Can I borrow something blue so I can kill two birds with one stone?
Can I get some help over here?
Can I have some coffee?
Can I see her picture?
Can I see more?
Can I take a rain cheque?
Can I talk to you for a minute?
Can we help you?
Can we start at the beginning?
Can we start from the same place?
Can you believe it?
Can you imagine his auto insurance premiums?
Can you imagine how Dennis Spring must feel losing two wives in 10 years?
Can you imagine the unnecessary surgery he'd have tried to push on me?
Can you please hold?
Can you tell me you can look in that outer office and not see a pair...
Can't remember a hell of a lot lately.
Can't tell you how happy that makes me.
Can't we find ourselves somebody real, not too bright...
Can't you hear that pitter pat?
Can't you take drop dead for an answer?
Car pool would be the civic minded to do.
Carla and I don't have any secrets from each other.
Carla Ann Ruth Mcquire McCabe...
Carla didn't lie. She was straight to him.
Carla McCabe, may I present the runt of the litter, David Addison.
Carla, Carla. May I call you Carla?

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