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Moonlighting (1985) - Season 1

Moonlighting (1985) - Season 1

Moonlighting is a television show that first aired in 1985 and quickly became a sensation among viewers. Its unique blend of witty dialogue, engaging storytelling, and a captivating cast made it an instant hit. The show followed the lives of David Addison Jr. and Maddie Hayes, played brilliantly by Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd, as they navigated the world of private detective work together.

The chemistry between Willis and Shepherd was one of the standout aspects of Moonlighting. Their dynamic was electric, with Willis portraying the charming and mischievous David, while Shepherd brought depth and vulnerability to the character of Maddie. Together, they formed a captivating on-screen duo that kept audiences eagerly tuning in week after week.

Moonlighting was known for its clever and intricate plots, which often combined elements of mystery, romance, and comedy. The show had a unique format, incorporating fantasy sequences, breaking the fourth wall, and even featuring musical numbers. These stylistic choices set Moonlighting apart from other shows of its time and contributed to its enduring popularity.

The supporting cast of Moonlighting was equally talented and played a significant role in the show's success. Curtis Armstrong portrayed the quirky and lovable character of Herbert Viola, David and Maddie's loyal assistant. Jack Blessing played MacGillicudy, another eccentric member of their detective agency. The chemistry among the entire cast was palpable, creating a memorable ensemble that brought the world of Moonlighting to life.

In addition to its captivating storytelling and stellar performances, Moonlighting was also known for its iconic theme song. "Moonlighting" was performed by Al Jarreau and perfectly captured the essence of the show. Its jazzy, upbeat rhythm and Jarreau's smooth vocals set the tone for each episode, instantly transporting viewers into the world of David and Maddie.

If you're a fan of Moonlighting and want to relive the magic of the show, you're in luck! You can now play and download the sounds from Moonlighting, including the iconic theme song, from our website. Immerse yourself in the captivating world of David and Maddie once again, and enjoy the nostalgic trip down memory lane.

Whether you're a longtime fan or new to the series, Moonlighting Season 1 is a must-watch. The show captured the hearts of viewers with its witty banter, compelling storylines, and unforgettable characters. Dive into the world of private detective work, filled with mystery and adventure, alongside David and Maddie.

So, what are you waiting for? Grab some popcorn, get comfortable, and prepare to be captivated by Moonlighting Season 1. And don't forget to visit our website to play and download the sounds from the show. Relive the magic of Moonlighting today and enjoy the unforgettable journey of David and Maddie, brought to life by Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd.

A ball of fluff? You are calling me a ball of fluff?
A collector, like you two.
A contract, a signed contract? Who? Where? When?
A day?
A day? A whole day?
A day.
A day.
A family portrait studio.
A good sleep on a nice firm sofa.
A good woman, fast car...
A lot of married women don't.
A lot of people don't realize that plastic surgery is not a 9 to 5 profession.
A man came in here, said his name was Farley Wrye.
A man is dead. He's not gonna come to the door.
A man was murdered. He was stabbed to death right in front of me.
A nice meal like this could take two hours.
A person like me.
A pipeline the two of you were supposed to find.
A place for her to be with me.
A place for me to live.
A real client with a real case.
A real partner. A person you can depend on with your life.
A relationship is when two people see each other...
A revolution in modern warfare.
A serious gun for serious business, our business.
A stranger.
A symbol, please?
A terrific man.
A very impressive show, son.
A vibration...
A vital link in nature's food chain.
A well titled pawn.
A wonderful man.
A world of wondrous imagination.
About a month, just after you left for the cruise.
About a night like this, on a train like this?
About a wristwatch.
About a wristwatch.
About how you're laying all this on Laura Boyd.
About how your feelings for this mouse
About what I told you....
About what who told who?
About your son, Brian.
Absolutely certain that no man could love her...
Absolutely. Sebastian never really was part of our group.
Accessories go to prison, Maddie.
Accessories to murder. Unless we call the police.
Actually, I'm working on a little story of my own right now.
Actually, I'm writing a novel of my own right now.
Addison, it doesn't make sense.
Addison, this is not for us.
Addison, wake up! They sent you out to get money from Paul Bunyan.
Addison, we don't belong together.
Addison, we were just set up, made to look like fools.
Addison, we've been over this.
Addison!
Addison!
Addison?
Addison.
Addison.
Addison.
Admit it, you're as surprised as I am.
Admit it.
Afraid so.
Alan, you're a good lawyer and a good friend.
All based on technology developed at SRT under the toughest security.
All he's gotta do is deny Brian approval for his project.
All I do know is that you have to trust me.
All I'm asking for is a chance to talk.
All my friends go to this school.
All right, all right.
All right, Henry Higgins, can we go in now?
All right, if you must know, I spent last evening with Paul McCane.
All right, is the kid a born salesman or what?
All right, it's my shirt. But it's a phoney clue.
All right, let me handle this.
All right, let's go in the back in my office. We'll talk.
All right, look, here it is.
All right, Maddie. Looking good.
All right, so I made one mistake.
All right, two mistakes.
All right, what do you want? Now, you don't belong here!
All right, you might've seen my pictures somewhere.
All right, you wanna get deep? Let's talk about sex.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. A vegetarian. My kind of guy.
All the evidence points to her.
All the stars are on there.
All this is yours?
Allistair...
Already did.
Am I being fair to Rodney?
Amazing observation.
An old fashioned girl. My favourite kind.
And a friend of mine finally directed me to Preston Holt.
And according to Donahue, I'm at my physical and sexual peak...
And all I have to show for my life is....
And also a coward. Cowards don't kill people.
And apparently, she's not a terrific judge of character either.
And because I just have to know how your company...
And deep down inside, I'm an old fashioned guy.
And don't play the radio. It kills the battery.
And even the big M.
And four chicks started hitting on me at once, and I said:
And he would have realized that if only....
And he's a moody guy. He hears you, he's just being difficult.
And heaven help us all.
And I ask you again.
And I guess we also know that you and your husband...
And I know it, because you're kind of long, fellow.
And I remember being shocked the next day to discover...
And I searched in vain for someone who could understand it.
And I see the hole in the centre of his forehead.
And I think it has something to do with Omar Gauss.
And I will expect the prompt return of all company cars.
And I wrote out for him exactly how I thought the killer would use it:
And I'm not gonna do that until I am sure you are calm...
And I'm very sorry.
And if I return, it won't be to threaten you.
And if you don't mind me saying so, you are even more beautiful now...
And in it, I come up with a great idea for a new TV show. I mean, a hit show.
And it can't be the butler, because J.B. didn't have one.
And it would seem one of us killed him.
And it's good! And the fans leap to their feet.
And it's my feeling that this man really will blow my head off.
And it's up.
And just like the corner grocer...
And my guess is, just from what it weighs...
And my name's Paul McCane.
And now, if I may be so bold, I'd like to put you on hold.
And now?
And remember, honesty is the best policy.
And Sebastian fawns better than Bambi.
And she hears...
And she is shaking her head, "no."
And she meets Tony Orlando, and he is playing a sailor...
And so now I'm a private detective.
And something about my sister.
And still a little scared.
And that concludes our testing for this afternoon.
And that the only witness was our buddy at the elevator, Mr. Mohawk.
And that's all he does.
And that's why he invited you up to his estate...
And the dean is looking for me.
And the weird thing is, I wake up and still think it's great. Wanna hear it?
And the whole time, I never turned them out.
And then I see it.
And then one day you wake up, realise you had a crack at some great people.
And then one day...
And there's a woman who stops by once a week...
And this luxuriously thick head of hair.
And this, this is just the beginning
And we lost our biggest client. We lost our only client.
And we've got a nice big slice for Grandpa, how about that?
And what happened then?
And what happened when you got there?
And what I was wondering was....
And what if I don't?
And what you want it to look like.
And when he stops needing you, I stop needing you.
And you don't put pressure on people like that.
And you don't tell a woman like Laura to...
And you have no idea how the knife got in his back?
And you know as soon as I get set up somewhere...
And you shake it all about
And you two don't know who this guy really was?
And you work exclusively for J.B. Harland?
And you're probably going to apply duress.
And, I mean, I got one leg in the room and I see him.
And?
And?
And....
Andre, whatever the problem is, I'm sure it's just some mistake.
Andre.
Any special reason why somebody would wanna follow you?
Anybody ever gives you a choice between dying slow and dying fast...
Anybody got a light?
Anything. My life is an open book.
Anyway, I press the doorbell, and it goes "ding."
Anyway, I....
Anyway, if you're still interested in this particular case....
Anyway...
Apparently, it's a little crazy over there.
Apparently, the task was beyond you.
Apparently, these investments were maintained as write offs.
Appointment book.
Are those dates correct, Rodney?
Are we not talking?
Are you all right?
Are you all right?
Are you denying that you're not in bed alone every night by 9:30?
Are you gonna kill me now?
Are you having fun so far? You're not saying anything.
Are you just going to glare at them, or are you gonna invite them to stay?
Are you suggesting we turn J.B.'s death into a game?
Are you sure you're using that properly?
Are you sure, Betty?
Are you sure, Elizabeth? Our daughter?
Are you sure? It's awfully big when you're standing next to it.
Are you talking to me?
Are you telling me that I have no recourse?
Aren't any of you curious as to how...
Aren't we giving the murderer a break here?
Aren't you gonna stick around and watch?
Art? Don't make me laugh. What we've got here is life imitating trash.
Arthur was beginning to suspect something.
Arthur wasn't about to give her a divorce.
Arthur wasn't loving, so I had Paul.
As a matter of fact, I'd say it's crushing.
As soon as I got a look at that wimp. All his talk about Orson
As soon as it gets out that I'm alive, I'm as good as gone.
As soon as the world finds out he's got a pulse...
As you all know...
Ask me about plan B.
At my age, the walk from the parking lot
At one point, our house J.B. and I used to own a home together.
Back at my house, that was very brave, what you did.
Back in the 14th century, they invented the crossbow.
Baker called. He wants to see us right away.
Baker is sure one of his employees is selling secrets.
Bank loot, crown jewels, a pair of lost contacts?
Barracuda.
Bartender, call the lady a cab, will you?
Be good and I'll do the same for you.
Be so kind?
Beat that deal anywhere in town. I did tell you what you wanted to know.
Beats the hell out of my weekend plans.
Beautiful little girl.
Beauty and brains.
Because he wanted his days free.
Because he's sick and he's old. He's had it.
Because his son's a killer, doesn't mean he isn't a nice person.
Because I was convinced he was right.
Because of us, some friendly dignitary's life is gonna be saved.
Because that poor, sweet old man is dying.
Because they don't have groceries in Russia.
Because you don't know what is and isn't true.
Because you think with your zipper. Laura Boyd married solely for money.
Because you're rich and attractive.
Because, hell, I just died two days before, right?"
Before you jump to conclusions, I want you to know...
Being 22nd would be wonderful. We need a client whose business...
Being 2nd Stinks. Being second would be wonderful.
Besides I think there's someone else.
Besides, great cases aren't born, they're made.
Besides, I asked nice. I'd do it for you.
Besides, I had my chance.
Besides, I'm sure it's just some mistake.
Besides, it was just my job to bring you here.
Besides, one meal does not a romance make.
Besides, there are only six sleeping compartments.
Besides, which would we rather hand over to the police...
Bet you the whole damn train goes condo in a year.
Better than that?
Better.
Betty wants to talk to you about Brian...
Betty!
Betty's here, Carl.
Big sets, lights. Wanna hear its name?
Bill, bill, bill, ad.
Bless me, Father, for I've sinned.
Blow. Go, go. Deep breath.
Blue Moon Detective Agency.
Blue Moon Detective Agency.
Blue Moon Detective Agency.
Blue Moon Detective Agency.
Blue Moon Detective Agency. We're detectives with a heart....
Blue Moon Shampoo? Sure, Blue Moon Shampoo.
Blue Moon.
Boink, boink, boink Boinkity boink
Boink, boink, boink Boinkity boink, boink
Bounced? What do you mean bounced?
Bounced. So you wanna know what bounced means?
Boy, certainly are a lot of unamused people down there.
Boy, oh, boy, is this a sweet deal or what?
Boy, this is really exciting. Union Station.
Brian Baker just got out of the car. Take a peek.
Brian Baker. Sounds like our boy.
Brian takes Carl to Omar so he can coffee klatch with his wife.
Brian's working too hard.
Bus Station.
Buses, all shiny and new
Business. The other Mr. Hirsch was behind in his car payments.
But can't argue with kismet, eh?
But Fred and Sylvia were concerned.
But he always wore two watches.
But he used it, verbatim, in the book.
But he wouldn't hear of it. Here, let me show you something.
But how can I talk to her with a river running down the back of my shirt?
But how do I know that?
But I believe in you.
But I contemplated too long and Blue Moon Shampoo got you first.
But I couldn't catch a smart guy like you, Rodney.
But I couldn't do it. I had to see her.
But I didn't do it.
But I do, and you gave it to me.
But I don't believe in ever going back to anything.
But I hate everyone.
But I just want you to know you owe me one.
But I really did give it to the police.
But I swear to you...
But I want it made clear that I care as much...
But I went back to my lab...
But I'll understand if you can't wait.
But it's easily checked in the office after the train has stopped.
But most of all, most of all, I don't wanna talk with you.
But my friends call me Miss DiPesto.
But not before he let you know when the trouble would begin.
But only if you think it's wise, Elizabeth.
But right now, you give me one shot. I got $1700 riding on this...
But she thought it was too soon.
But that's the way the victim died in J.B.'s last book.
But there's no passion.
But they only took liquid assets like cash in the bank, stock certificates...
But they weren't there. I wiped them clean before you got it.
But this, this is different.
But we don't have it. I gave it to the police.
But what if it doesn't go your way?
But you admit that you do have access to highly classified information at SRT?
But you can't let it stop you from getting where you have to go.
But you didn't check, because you didn't have to.
But you don't have a shred of evidence.
But you were too busy worrying about what you might be missing to notice.
But..
Button?
By the way, I could take care of that thing under your chin...
Cab driver kept trying to put me in a chair and I kept sliding out.
Call me afterwards, will you?
Call me oversensitive, but I detect a little hostility.
Can he eat without you cutting his food up first?
Can I ask you something?
Can I come by?
Can I put you on hold? Maddie Hayes.
Can you believe she's still not home?
Can you do this?
Can you see her, Carl?
Can you tell me how you came to hear of us?
Can't do that, Maddie. Can't give it back to you.
Can't get anybody to fix the phone because the elevators don't work...
Can't I come with you?
Can't we have a speedboat chase?
Cancel Dr. Fishvine.
Carl isn't nuts about how Brian runs the company.
Carpeting on the walls.
Cash the check.
Caught me, Mr. Wrye.
Certainly, it's my card.
Certainly.
Certainly.
Certainly. Certainly.
Cheated, killed and set up her lover to take the blame.
Children.
CIA! Come out with your hands up!
CIA? We've been running from the CIA?
City of Angels Investigations. Lost or stolen property, our specialty.
Come aboard, we're waiting for you
Come and get them.
Come here.
Come here.
Come here. Come sit by me.
Come on now, fess up.
Come on, come on.
Come on, don't play dumb with me.
Come on, hang on.
Come on, Hirsch, what do you say you let us in...
Come on, let's go.
Come on, Maddie, grab on to the ladder and come on down.
Come on, man, help me.
Come on, man.
Come on, move it!
Come on, Skyler.
Come on, what are you trying to do, bore me to death?
Come on, you know what I'm talking about.
Come on. It's not a school night.
Consultants. Security consultants.
Convincing her brother to give us this job wasn't easy.
Cooking.
Cops figure that somebody..
Could be worse. Could be no pool.
Could I pay cash for the meal, and you give me his card voucher?
Could I please have the number of ?
Could you be a dear and open the door, please?
Could you come here a moment, please?
Could you tell me the name of the person in charge, please?
Couldn't kill anyone.
Couldn't we do the other thing?
Couldn't you use $1700 right now?
Count me in.
Couple of great schools. Let's talk about government training.
Crashed or blew up, nobody seems to know.
Credit card.
Damn straight. It's our job to scare the iambic pentameter out of him.
Damn.
Damp ground? I'm taking it back.
Dangerous guy that I am, I left the lights on.
Dates keep getting sick, kicking off, not showing up.
David Addison.
David Addison. I'm a business associate of Miss Hayes.
David, are you all right?
David, David, David, why are we doing this?
David, David, David, you look awful.
David, David, David. All this blood and violence.
David, David, David. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
David, I think this deadbeat is dead.
David, I think you're making a mistake. You can't bully this man.
David, I told you, I'm just going to have to think about it.
David, it was just a lucky guess.
David, it'll never happen again in a million years.
David, it's a very tempting offer...
David, it's over.
David, listen to me. Try and hear what I'm saying.
David, there's still eight hours left of this train trip.
David, this is cute, of all of us.
David, we have a case.
David, we made a deal. You had your try.
David, we've got to do something to stop this.
David, where are you?
David!
David!
David!
David!
David!
David!
David!
David!
David!
David!
David! David!
David! What are we gonna do?
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
David.
David. That's a good name. It's easy to put on cakes.
Deep doo doo.
Deny the man blows bubbles with his drool.
Deny you said that.
Despite what my brother says, I'm a terrific judge of character.
Diamonds.
Did I bother to disclose, this man with a mole on his nose...
Did I happen to mention this other guy's dead?
Did it work?
Did something happen that we should know?
Did you ask Mr. Holt how he gets these secrets?
Did you at least tell him we were off the case?
Did you come in here to tell me something?
Did you have a view of the ceiling when this information was imparted?
Did you hear what he said? He wants to hire us.
Did you hear what I said? Farley Wrye just called.
Did you hear what I said? Your father is dying.
Did you notice whose bed the body was left in?
Didn't anyone ever teach you how to throw a real punch?
Didn't wanna see you stranded out here in the middle of nowhere.
Died this morning in a traffic accident. Your friend, Gunter
DiPesto won a prize.
Do birds fly? Do ducks duck?
Do exactly as I say. Nod your head once if you understand.
Do go on. I so enjoy seeing you make a fool of yourself.
Do I know you?
Do you feel something?
Do you have a licence?
Do you have a name?
Do you have any idea how much this 'do costs?
Do you have any idea what that will cost me?
Do you hear how fast your brain waves are moving?
Do you know how much it cost to park here?
Do you know how much money you lost last year?
Do you know what these people are like when they're furious?
Do you know what you're looking for?
Do you know why it's funny?
Do you really think I'm cold?
Do you think I was never hurt? This smile, this is my scar tissue.
Do you want me to leave?
Do you want me to pay you?
Doctor said he'd be dead in three months, four years ago.
Does anyone know who I can talk to about stopping the train?
Doesn't he do the burning bush thing?
Doesn't it seem a bit quiet to you?
Doesn't matter if there's someone else.
Don't "never mind" me, I wanna understand this.
Don't answer that. It's an essay question.
Don't ask me how. I don't know.
Don't be afraid. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Don't be foolish, young man.
Don't change the subject. I'm a bloodhound.
Don't deny it, I know. I called your house every 15 minutes last night.
Don't do that. Addison!
Don't even think about it.
Don't fall. Come on. Don't let go.
Don't get nervous, Rodney.
Don't kill me. Please.
Don't know how to tell you, but Vivian...
Don't let go.
Don't look back and try and see me. Just know that I'm right behind you...
Don't make a patsy out of me.
Don't pull my hair.
Don't pull my hair.
Don't take this the wrong way, but if it's all the same...
Don't tell me there's nothing to be afraid of.
Don't tense up. Don't think about what you're doing. Listen.
Don't think I was campaigning to have you removed from the train.
Don't touch me, I'm sterile.
Don't touch that man. You don't know where he's been.
Don't try anything. This gun will blow a beer can sized hole through the door.
Don't worry, I'll get it.
Don't yell at me. If I can't concentrate, I can't drive.
Don't you "David, David, David" me, you wanton woman.
Don't you feel any responsibility for them?
Don't you wanna know if he's been seeing Preston Holt?
Double agent. He posed as a Russian spy.
Double?
Downright terrified.
Dr. Speliner, I have a telephone call for you at my desk.
Drinks sipped as the train cut through the twilight.
Drive on in, we're expecting you
Due to the peculiarity of her internal organ situation...
Dumb David, always chomping on his feet, blowing bubbles with his shoes.
Dumb.
Dying slow.
ECAC. They're sort of a collection agency...
Eddie Murphy, Bill Murray, Jessica Lange.
Either way, something is rotten in Cleveland.
Elizabeth is saying a name.
Elizabeth!
Enough of that. Let's go to the phones.
Even if it meant never seeing any of the money himself...
Even if they're only in jest.
Evening. I'm Paul McCane, and this is the Heartbreak Hotline.
Ever heard of Michael Wrye?
Ever since then, he has been something of a mentor to me.
Every car, filled with the possibility of intrigue...
Every passenger's face a mystery.
Everybody knows that J.B. liked to surround himself...
Everybody knows, I have no facility for deductive reasoning.
Everybody needs a hobby.
Everybody okay?
Everyone is scared, Agnes.
Evidence, witness, signs of mayhem, a victim who doesn't answer his door.
Except after we received his last communiqué in Lisbon...
Except for the fact that she was born with seven hearts.
Except the once lovely Miss McCall has her facts slightly bollixed up.
Excuse me
Excuse me, I have extraordinary credentials and experience.
Excuse me, reservations for two under the name of Spellner, Dr. Spellner.
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
Excuse me. Forgive me.
Excuse me. I'm sure you remember me.
Excuse us.
Expert in the field of value.
Fall...
Farley Wrye. Where on earth did you get those glasses?
Fascinating class of people we're meeting on this case.
Feel free to use the car to drive home. I'll have someone pick it up tomorrow.
Feel free.
Fellas!
Fellas! Guys!
Fifteen minutes more. Just 15 minutes more.
Fine. Fine.
Finito mistakes, Andre quit.
Fire escape.
First, we meet a man who's dead.
Five thousand.
Flight 772?
For 15 years...
For me to be jealous, he'd have to have something I want, which he doesn't.
For me too. You're a terrific listener, a wonderful date, and a very nice man.
For no reason, they're just on. Wasting energy, wasting money.
For one thing, we could stop this train.
For the company and your safety...
For what it's worth, I don't think anybody else knows, either.
For what it's worth...
For your information, I am Miss Madelyn Hayes and I own this dump.
For your information, I spent last evening with
For? What's it for?
Forgive the show.
Forgot mine too.
Forty two years. I'm Wind Jammer.
France?
Friend to friend, we want off this case.
Friends of yours?
From stuff that's been took, to people who rook.
From the bottom up, all you men look the same to me.
From the company picnic. We used to throw a great picnic.
From the TV commercials and posters and billboards and all that stuff?
Furthermore, I'm going to call Vivian Baker...
Gee, ever since I was a kid.
Gentlemen.
Get away from us. What are you talking about?
Get down from there.
Get inside! Wait a minute!
Get it? Normally, our doorbell goes "ding dong."
Get out of here!
Get out of my car!
Get out! Out! Out!
Get ready to make the turn.
Get your stuff, I'll wait here for you. We'll walk to the garage.
Girls with an attitude don't have a 'do like that.
Give her a kiss, Richard. Attaboy.
Give it a chance. We're a long way up.
Give me a sign.
Give me that watch.
Give me that.
Give me that. I don't believe this.
Give us a call at 555 HART.
Given the amoral way he lived his life, his violent death comes as no surprise.
Glad you could make it
Go by her desk. She's got stuff on her desk?
Go figure.
Go to the police and give them the watch.
God bless you.
God had the right idea with lobster, don't you think?
God, look at me. My hands are shaking.
God.
Going to take a rain check on that Tang, Maddie.
Good afternoon.
Good and secure.
Good answer, good answer.
Good evening.
Good for you.
Good golly, it's almost sunrise here on the old Addison Flyer.
Good golly, you look great.
Good morning, Miss Hayes. How was the trip?
Good morning, Miss Hayes. Some story about that radio guy getting shot.
Good morning, Mr. Brezner.
Good night, John Boy.
Good night, Mr. Addison.
Good question, Agnes. No talking, Rodney.
Good, I feel like a little seafood.
Good.
Good.
Goodness, if don't you care about anyone else on this train...
Gosh, sis, he can't hear to buzz us in.
Got any plans for tonight? Feel like a skull session...
Gotta admit, I'm impressed.
Gotta admit, pretty plush.
Grab the gun, Maddie. Come on!
Grandma?
Grandpa, it's for you.
Grandpa, we saved you a piece with a flower.
Great cafeteria. Good parking.
Great. Now beat it.
Grown men cry, women throw underwear...
Guilty as charged. Would you like to know what they call me?
Guy like me? I don't even know how to dance.
Guy to girl, outie to innie. Preston Holt is a barracuda.
Guys, it's okay, it's on me.
Guys!
Guys! Fellas!
Hand me that wastebasket, I'm going to throw up.
Hands behind your back!
Hang on tight, Maddie.
Hang on, Maddie, I'm coming, I'm coming.
Hang on, Maddie!
Hang on!
Happen to notice whether this guy's alive?
Happens to me all the time.
Have a pleasant evening.
Have Peter get the car. I'm going over there.
Have to make sure nobody's home.
Have you ever eaten here before? The light is very flattering.
Have you ever had a client?
Have you ever seen this show? Very nice, very tasteful.
Have you seen our back door? Very popular with our innocent clients.
Haven't you ever had a fantasy like this?
Having a lot of work done on your place while you were away.
Having fun yet?
Having SRT Industries as a client...
Hayes residence. No, I'm sorry, she's not here right now.
He acted like I was crazy. What do we do?
He and four of his closest friends...
He asked me to have dinner with him. Not just sandwiches either.
He asked me to marry him...
He concentrates.
He did the job in the wrong order. He couldn't locate the communiqué.
He didn't say a thing when I mentioned Omar.
He didn't say a word.
He didn't trust our phone. It's bugged?
He does it every year.
He does, huh? And when did he tell you this?
He doesn't look too well.
He dribbles like mad as he looks for a hole.
He even...
He finds out. He doesn't make the phone call, why?
He gave me a creative outlet, a purpose.
He had no reason to sabotage that demonstration.
He has it down pat.
He hid these so called diamonds someplace, some secret place.
He humiliated you.
He is a smorgasbord at some guppy's bar mitzvah.
He is? Of course he is. Deep. You haven't scratched the surface.
He isn't blinking.
He isn't breathing.
He isn't moving.
He just ran out of nowhere. He
He laughed. He said no.
He let them set him up in an apartment, credit cards, an identity.
He listens to her and then gets upset. He thinks we should be figuring out...
He looked at his sleeve and said, "I have a better idea."
He loved me.
He owns a lot of people.
He owns a lot of radio stations.
He owns a lot of things.
He paid for the meal with a credit card and he's really in no position.
He passed away about a month ago.
He plays the dispatcher. We get somebody to play the porter.
He pretended that you were the hired help.
He reviewed everything that J.B. wrote.
He said he was dying, wanted to see you one last time.
He said he was going to enjoy seeing me squirm for a while.
He said his son might be involved in something nefarious, so I
He said, "I don't want facts. I want a scene. I want drama."
He showed me a brooch today....
He threw it in my face.
He turns, sees his mistress, sees the gun, there's a scream!
He used to tell a story. How, just before the war ended...
He used you the way he used everybody in his life.
He wanted us to check this place for security leaks. I've done that.
He wanted you up there to cook for the real guests...
He wants me to meet him at The Carlyle.
He wants to have dinner tonight to discuss the case.
He wants to hire us to find out who did kill him.
He wants to know who we're working for.
He wants you to step into the room.
He was a charity case.
He was a fascinating man.
He was a flyer in the Second World War. He got shot down over Germany.
He was a wonderful man.
He was convinced you had it.
He was gonna make a skin omelette of my face.
He was gonna outwait this Nazi.
He was in, all right.
He was just wonderful on the radio.
He was lonely, I was on shore leave...
He was my second choice.
He was no saint.
He was not my friend.
He was sure his old man had these diamonds hidden in a vault someplace.
He was surrounded and no one was in the clear.
He wasn't quite as good to be with as he was to listen to.
He went out and invented the telephone, dialled until people...
He went, strapped on his propeller cap and invented things.
He won't hold it against us. It's a signal...

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