Reality Bites (1994) Soundboard Edit

A highway with no one on it

All about your best friend, Troy Dyer.

All right, fine. You don't want to work? Fine.

All the riches in the night

And I don't, like, want to get a big house and...

And I ride my own melt.

And I saw my father about three times a year after that.

And I thought that I don't belong

And I'm the new character. The HIV AIDS character and I live in the building.

And it was like everything was three squared times pi...

And our first step is this remarkable piece by Lelaina.

And the view when I look through my window...

And then I can hang this on my rearview mirror

And this woman was singin' my song

And we can't afford a new deposit if the phone gets shut off.

And you say

And you say

And you wonder why we never got involved.

Because he was in a cage, and he was...

But I always seem to come back again

But I'm thrown

But somethin' won't let me make love to you

But you know,

Can I talk to you later? Can we... What? Okay.

Can you turn this up, please?

Clear!

Clouds are stalking islands in the sun

Come on, let's go. You don't need this.

Do I look like a pirate to you?

Do you know where all radio comes from?

Dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life.

Don't even make sense that I wrote this song

Don't know where our next dollar's comin' from

Every day

Excuse me. Don't Bogart that can, man.

Fellow graduates, the answer is simple.

Find him? I've got five...

Five years old.

For this huge network meeting thing,

Forever

From the cradle to the grave

Go to hell.

Good morning. Now, Libby,

He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy.

Hello?

Hello?

Hey, I'm a non practicing virgin.

Hey, I'm not... I'm not materialistic either.

Hey, you may run into Michael. He lives here.

Hey. Look, I'm sorry for everything I said.

I always get it up for the touch of the younger kind

I am not acting like anything.

I been locked in

I can see that. And we have a $406 phone bill,

I could solve the energy crisis.

I don't know if she told you, but...

I don't know where he thinks he's spending his nights, but...

I don't know. I've never done anything like this before.

I feel like I've lost him forever,

I gotta go.

I haven't actually seen it yet, but we had our best guys workin' on it.

I just want, like, a nice house.

I kind of got this arcane glimpse at the universe.

I mean, babies, okay?

I mean, my best friend?

I might do mean things, hurt you, run away, and you might hate me forever.

I only hear what I want to

I remember being so happy...

I think that's great. I think you should definitely not

I think the moment has been appropriately captured

I was told there'd be no math on this exam.

I was unhappy in my career, and I needed a change, but I didn't know what to do.

I wish I could live off of creeds and mottos and all that shit.

I'd start laughing or something.

I'll know when you come back to me

I'm looking for a guest there. His name's Michael Grates?

I'm not into cars and stuff

I'm nothin'

I'm trying to make my transition to print journalism.

I've been getting a razzing for being bald and I'm a young man.

I've never had sex with somebody that I loved before.

I've wanted you like this for all these years.

In total, he has been fired

It is time for you to say we need to share a point of view

It's great. It's great.

It's junk. Depressing junk.

It's like the chicken or the egg, both of them working together...

It's... I worked so hard on them, you know?

La la la La la la

Laney.

Let me talk with you, my baby

Lookin' out of a smudged up window

Love will catch us every time

M M M My Sharona

Marky Mark that finally reeled you in?

Michael? Um,

Mom!

Murders, there's one committed each seven seconds

My dad, my dad,

Not since I graduated. No. But yeah, yeah.

Now I know that I did something wrong

Now if you'll come this way, please,

Now, they are not all dumb. Most of them are just very, very depressed.

Oh, is this like a... Like a pirate operation?

Oh, no, no, no. It's telling me that, uh...

One of these mornings I'm gonna wake up before noon...

Ooo Ooo Ooo

Or, uh, Richard Simmons.

P'flag. I'm beginning to like the sound of that.

Pay phone outside always amazes me.

Pizza.

Presence.

Real programming.

Right here on earth

Shit.

So are you gonna tell him or am I?

So come sit with me.

So hang on, 'cause this is gonna change the face of In Your Face.

Tell me it's not true.

That would go with the Easy Fits.

That's...

The answer is...

Then last night we had snow reports in Utah.

They would never hire you at Whole Foods.

This man, does his name start with the letter N?

Troy Dyer. Brought you back a souvenir.

Troy, aren't you excited?

Vickie Miner.

Vickie!

We all know you slept your way to the podium

We could live forever

We go and we give them a presentation of the show the way you want it done.

Well, I'm gonna tell you the answers

Well, I'm through with the whole wank a rama

Well, well. Look who finally decided to grace us with his...

Well, you're gonna tell me the answers

What do you do?

What for?

What happened to your normal clothes?

When you gonna give me some time, Sharona

Which is totally... God, you would hate it.

Why can't I get just one kiss

Why can't I get just one screw

Why can't I get just one, huh

Why we aren't interested in the counterculture that they invented,

Won't be very long

Yeah, yeah

You are the only woman that I could ever commit myself to.

You could still go back next year and graduate,

You find me attractive, sitting here, eating brownies?

You got fired?

You know what happens to him?

You know? We're not like, uh, intelligence...

You put 'em together in your head as quick as you can.

You said that I was naive and I thought that I was strong

You say

You say

You see, Laney, this is all we need,

You try to give away a keeper or keep me 'cause you know

You want to turn it in Turn it into heaven, yeah

You'll know when you come back to me

You're just so scared to lose

Your friends would be perfect for that, like that guy Troy?

Your story to remain untold

A very stong work ethic. Ask anyone. Good. Good.

Ah! Who's this Michael guy?

and you sponged off me for two months. Yeah. Sponged?

But it's still meat loaf. It was never meat loaf!

Forget it. You're probably thinking... No!

Hi. Are you a collection agent?

Hi. Hi.

I can't evolve right now. Why not?

Ma! I'm right here, son.

Me? Yeah, go ahead. No, I was talking to...

Mom, I'll handle this

Oh! I'm sorry. Someone else is in here.

Shh! So you been up all night?

Sure, you're totally covered. You do.

Then what good are you? You're a pathological optimist.

This isn't like everything else. I know that.

'cause I surrendered the one thing that means shit to me?

'cause they never see anything that's really smart