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Back to School (1986) Soundboard

Back to School (1986) Soundboard

"Back to School" is a classic comedy film released in 1986, directed by Alan Metter. Starring the legendary Rodney Dangerfield as the hilarious and charismatic Thornton Melon, the movie takes a humorous and unconventional approach to the familiar theme of going back to school as an adult.

The story revolves around Thornton Melon, a millionaire businessman who decides to enroll in college to win back his estranged son and to finally earn the respect he lacks due to his lack of education. Thornton enrolls in Grand Lakes University and goes on a wild adventure, turning the campus upside down with his uncanny approach to student life.

The movie offers a perfect blend of comedy and heartfelt moments as Rodney Dangerfield's character brings his unique wit and charm to the film. His unforgettable one-liners and physical comedy make "Back to School" an absolute joy to watch. Dangerfield is joined by an incredible supporting cast, including Sally Kellerman as the intelligent and attractive literature professor, Dr. Diane Turner.

The film also features hilarious performances by Keith Gordon as Thornton's nerdy but brilliant son, Jason Melon, and Robert Downey Jr. as Derek Lutz, Thornton's eccentric and quirky best friend. Additionally, Burt Young delivers a memorable performance as Lou, Thornton's trusted driver and friend.

"Back to School" showcases the journey of a man who is determined to prove that it is never too late to pursue one's dreams and accomplish personal goals. The movie delivers a powerful message about the value of education and the importance of personal growth and self-discovery.

Aside from its engaging storyline and outstanding performances, "Back to School" also features an incredible soundtrack that perfectly complements the film's energetic and comedic atmosphere. The score, composed by Danny Elfman, captures the film's spirit and enhances every scene with its catchy melodies and energetic tunes.

If you're feeling nostalgic or just want to experience the fun and laughter of "Back to School" once again, you can easily play and download the movie and its soundtrack on various online platforms. Whether you're a fan of Rodney Dangerfield or simply enjoy a good old-fashioned comedy, this film is guaranteed to entertain and leave you with a smile on your face.

So, grab some popcorn, sit back, and enjoy the wit and hilarity of "Back to School." It's a feel-good classic that will remind you of the joy of learning, the power of determination, and the enduring value of laughter.

A merger, exactly. Exactly, a merger.
A very good night.
Actually, I'd like to join you, but I have class tonight.
All right, let's see one more.
All right? Look, I gotta go, OK?
All right.
All we have is martinis and champagne.
And also, bring a pitcher of beer...
And D... production and operations.
And don't get any on the walls.
And he holds it sacred
And I thought...
And I'm really in love with you...
And me...
And now that I've got your attention...
And sport coats in all the larger sizes...
And the reason guys like you got a place to teach...
And you know what else?
And you, my father, there on the sad height.
And you're 30 to 40 years older than our average freshman...
Anybody here?
Are you interested in Valerie Desmond?
Are you jealous of Thornton Melon?
At the zoo, do elephants throw you peanuts?
Because at Thornton Melon's Tall and Fat stores...
Because I shouldn't even have been there.
Because... get this, towel boy...
Bring him along. We may run out of ice.
Busting my hump in the real world.
But he must be studying at the dorm.
But I guess a guy like you doesn't need luck.
By a diving coach in this conference.
By F. Scott Fitzgerald.
C... labor management;
Certainly not.
Come on, come on, come on, baby
Dad, I know how much all this means to you...
David, I just want to get it on record...
Do you study at the library every night?
Don't worry. If the roast beef is right, they'll be back.
During sex, Vanessa used to scream out her own name
Flunk me? Flunk him.
For us to break ground here today...
Four ugly kids, and good coffee.
Get him!
Good answer. Good answer.
Good.
Greater than the supply of gold the country held.
He told you to write down everything I say?
He's on my substitute roster...
Here's you and Giorgio in the guest room.
Hey, buddy, come here, will you?
Hey, buddy!
Hey, folks, it's on me! Shakespeare for everyone, OK?
Hey, Jase.
Hey, remember, hold that pike longer.
Hey, Valerie. How you doin'?
Hey, what's a bath without Bubbles?
Hey! Adam and evil.
Hold it, hold it! Oh, you are there!
Hold it, hold it. Why build? You're better off leasing...
Honey, here's a pen.
How about Cat on a Hot Tin Roof?
How come all our furniture has names?
How to read and write.
I can't take it no more.
I don't believe this.
I don't know. They'll let me know.
I don't think so, Osbourne.
I got an idea.
I had a lot of fun, Thornton.
I have some spare time this evening.
I hold history very sacred. Sacred.
I just had dinner!
I just think I'd be a lot better off...
I just want to see you happy.
I know you don't think like that.
I know, but I'm not making it here.
I know, but the guy doesn't understand.
I learned a lot.
I learned this in Europe.
I love three girls at once.
I said, yes, I will, yes.
I saw the movie. Burl lves.
I think Mr. Melon should be expelled.
I took care of you, too.
I want to work in the shop with you.
I want to write that paper. I'm gonna write that paper.
I wouldn't break my arm...
I'll tell you what.
I'm getting my ass kicked all over the place!
I'm really sorry.
I've got the results of your exams right here.
If it's too much for you...
In 27 parts.
In fact, I think he was. Just keep your head down...
Intellectual curiosity, Philip.
Is the kind of business that it actually is.
It serves you guys right.
It was a really big check.
It was an honest mistake. Let's just call it a bad day.
It's a dead man's party
It's for Barbay. Make it an A
It's just bullshit.
Jason, I said it before and I'll say it again.
Jason, it's up to you. You can do it.
Jason! I was lookin' for ya.
Jennifer, you look divine.
Let me get this straight, Mr. Melon.
Like I showed you
Look, Chas, there's a lot of people waiting.
Me and Standish and Redding are doing the anti pep rally...
Melon! We need ya!
Melon's dive has put the Hooters back in this meet.
Mr. Melon, I'd like for you to meet Dr. Philip Barbay...
Mr. Melon, we have a serious offer...
My first wife, Jason's mother, I really loved her.
No matter how hard you try...
No offense.
No, nothin', nothin'.
No.
No. Maybe.
Not bad.
Not bad.
Not that low, baby.
Not yet, but I'm looking forward to it.
Obnoxious, nouveau riche little phlebe...
Of our new Melon School of Business.
Of what you can't see
Oh, Christ, Osbourne...
Oh, do me!
Oh, don't lose it
Oh, no. I never get physical. I just get upset...
Oh, Philip, you darling.
Oh, thanks. And, Marge, I need...
Oh, yeah?
Oh. Where you going?
OK, go ahead.
OK, then. I'll do it with you.
On the advantaged and the aggressive...
On your commercial property in south Florida...
One, two.
Part one: Define and differentiate...
Right after this drink.
Right, Dad? Come on, party, right?
Right. Look, I'm sorry, Chas. I'll get on it as soon as I can.
Seems like yesterday.
Shake it, baby
Slugging it out with him, while pussies like you...
So classes don't start up again for another week.
So he could feel my breasts all perfumed, yes...
So it's really up to them, I guess
So, rather than waste your time this semester...
Take it all, all right? And just remember...
Take it easy, will ya?
Than the solar mass per cubic parsec.
Thank you very much.
Thanks, Buzzy. I appreciate it.
Thanks, that helps a lot.
That Mr. Melon has shown towards our fine university.
That their dolls are orphans.
That was great!
That you're completely regressed emotionally...
That's right... fine woolen and woolen blend suits...
That's the problem.
That's what I call marine biology.
The heavy, disassociated artist thing...
The Melon man is throwing the greatest party of all time!
The Northern University Wildcats!
The three economic philosophies...
The way a farmer looks at the Earth and holds it sacred.
Then let's just say they're widgets.
There's nothing like good, clean business, huh?
They want me to take oral exams in all my subjects.
This is college. Let me think for a minute.
This is the way I always pictured it.
This isn't real. College is a dream world.
Thornton, what does that poem mean to you?
To put me on the team. Real good!
Today, they're independent.
Took the United States off the gold standard.
Valerie, please. It'll be horrible.
Wait a minute, Thornton.
Wait a minute. When did you dream about going to college?
Want to come in? Dad?
We should be together. Incorporated, if you will.
We were kids, his room was always in order.
We'll see how much fun he is then.
We've got a lot to cover, and time is short.
We've got you covered.
Well, Dr. Barbay, I suppose you're up first.
Well, I guess this is good night.
Well, take a good look!
What are you doing here?
What are you gonna do?
What did it mean? What is he today?
What else?
What's that noise?
What's with the midget over here?
When I used to dream about going to college...
Where I was a flower of the mountain.
Where is he?
Who could ask for more
Who gave me the A?
Who, Lou? Lou's an animal. Why, in his family...
Whoa, hold it. You sure you even got the right guy?
Why don't you call me when you have no class?
Will you love me no matter what?
With a sense of decency.
With the discussion, Mr. Helper.
Without the interference of your actor and director...
Work it on out, honey
Yeah, I love you, too. All right. Bye bye.
Yeah.
Yeah. If that dress had pockets, you'd look like a pool table.
Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
Yes, he did.
Yes, it is.
You call this a report card?
You could've changed here.
You don't need this. I'll find you an organ grinder
You elitist fraternity scumbag.
You got six closets full of nothing to wear.
You look like the poster boy for birth control.
You passed! All Ds and an A.
You will never, ever pass this course.
You'll see the final bottom line requires the factoring in...
You're pinned to a sophomore named Chip
and I'm sorry I lied to you. You don't have to lie to me.
And? And I think...
Great. I'll give you my address.
I did. Oh, yeah?
I know you. Oh, yeah? Here's a pen.
I lied. Great. That explains it, huh?
I'll call him. I'll dial it!
She's a lovely gal. Oh, yes, she is.
Those two ought to get a room. Really.
Yeah, OK. OK.
'Cause we're already waiting.

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