Romy and Michele's High School Reunion (1997) Soundboard Edit

A discount outlet? Me?

A guy named Art Fry from the 3M Corp.

A little bit shy

Ah, ooh is that an earthquake? No, it's Ramon.

Ain't no love, Ain't no use Ain't no love

All right. According to this chart, if we want to lose a pound a day...

Although I never screwed a sheep or my sister

Although we might have an opening at our discount outlet.

And cuteness wise, I'm the Mary.

And I invented them totally by myself.

And now we're just a stupid joke, just like we always were.

Another kiss is all you need Whoa oh ohh

Apparently he's had a crush on you since Mr Roswell's class.

As I am to hear the results of the vote.

Because I'm not a human being or anything, you pathetic turd!

Before I make you mine Baby you have to be sure

Besides, didn't you have a thing for Sandy in high school?

Billy, where are you?

Billy. Billy!

Blood and roses

Boo hoo! I'm so surprised!

But I thought you said we could.

Can you believe this is number three?

Caught up in circles

Chasing you all over this reunion.

Clear out, boys. I need to talk to Ramon.

Close the blinds, and we'll work something out.

Come on, Michele. At this point, any job is better than no job at all.

Come on, Romy.

Come on.

Dance hall days

Do you get some kind of sick pleasure from torturing other people?

Do you think, since it's the last night of school and I might never see him again...

Everything's going to happen for us there, Michele, and we'll never look back.

Finally

For businesswomen.

For the past ten years.

Go and wash your face and take off all your clothes..

Go for it, Heather!

Go get your stupid yearbook. I would be happy to sign it.

Go go music really makes us dance

God, I wonder why he never liked me.

God, Michele, I've never seen this side of your personality before.

God, you must feel really tied down.

He invented some special kind of rubber that's used in every tennis shoe in North America.

Here you go.

Hey

Hey, everyone.

Hey, you guys, they're about to announce the winners of the vote.

I bet, uh, everyone is as anxious...

I can get us the car.

I can't believe how cute I look!

I do drywall for her old man's construction company.

I dreamt that we weren't friends and we were really, really old.

I got your picture I got your picture

I had this notebook...

I just get really happy when they finally let her shop.

I know! You know what? This is like the cutest we've ever looked.

I l l thought I ought to tell you, Michele, that...

I mean, all Michele did was say, What about making them yellow?

I mean, other than Sandy Frink

I said, young man

I swear to God, Christie, I didn't even think he'd dance with me.

I want a doctor to take a picture

I'll dance with you.

I'm an associate fashion editor for Vogue

I'm just a girl

I'm just a girl in the world

I'm walking too far ahead

I'm walking too far ahead

I've given birth to my own baby girl, you know?

I've got to find my baby yet

If you fall, I will catch you I'll be waiting

In the crowd it puts us in a trance

Is on the phone...

It's me, Toby. Oh, Toby Walters.

Like for condoms?

Like Heather Mooney the chance to express herself through fashion

Listen, you, uh, want to go somewhere quiet?

Masked girls coming with the fever, fever, fever

Me too. With you.

Michele, can't you see that I am busy?

Michele, what are you up to?

Mm mmm, not me. Never had the opportunity to make anyone's life hell.

My mom gave us a new car seat for the baby.

My priorities have changed since I became a mommy.

Nice talking to you too.

No offence, Michele...

No, really. What do you do?

No, we're not even friends any more

No.

No. No way.

Now you think I'm some sort of geek.

Obeying every rule

Occupation. Cashier.

Oh

Oh, I'm just a girl Guess I'm some kind of freak

Oh, it's definitely the cutest. Don't you love how we can just say that to each other..

Oh, Jesus, Mary and Joseph.

Oh, my God, Michele Weinberger! My God, you look great!

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Help me.

Oh, Ramon, your penis is so powerful. I'm coming!

Oh, shut up.

Oh. The drama crowd. You know, like Casey Degan and Mark Black

Okay, but if you burn it, you bought it.

Okay, great. I'll I'll be right back, okay?

Okay, so I have nothing to wear.

Okay, this is so typical. Of course, we're like the only ones...

Okay, we weren't in the C group, were we?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Once in a while

Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth

Our own Lisa Luder is helping set the style for the country...

Please. Come.

Put your hands in the air

Really?

Relationship Status. Married

Romy, I still really, really, really want to go.

Romy. Romy White.

See the people walking down the street

She can be really nice when she wants to be.

So don't let me have any rights

So then you've got, like, this grandfather or this uncle...

Suitcase of memories

Thank you

Thanks for stopping by.

That I'm the Mary, and you're the Rhoda.

That's only because they're wearing those stupid suits...

That's Sandy Frink? What the hell was I thinking?

That's so cool.

That's when they fall in line

The person voted Most Changed for the Better Since High School is

The second hand unwinds

There is no way this reunion is going to get any better.

There's no doubt

They can't wait to hang out and be cool

They got the beat They got the beat

They got the beat They got the beat

They got the beat Yeah, they got the beat

This song is, like, so great.

This world is forcing me to hold your hand

Time after time

Time after time

Time after time

Time after time

To go to those clubs every night.

Turning Japanese I think I'm turning Japanese I really think so

Two four three

Uh, okay. Um, I invented Post Its

Um, anybody see Billy Christianson?

Um, I'm sorry. I couldn't find my top.

Um, since you never got around to it in high school...

Unless, you know, you want to.

Wait. How do you know my name?

Wait. Ohh. But if the people at the reunion see us drive up in a Nova...

We don't even have time to make anything new before we go out.

We got the beat Yeah, we got it

We sort of lost touch over the years.

Well, I know. This lady is totally sick.

Well, I thought the idea was to impress people.

Well, I'm your Venus

Well, if I loan you my car...

Well, ordinarily when you make glue..

Well, we definitely weren't in the A group.

What a waste of a tank of gas, huh?

Whenever you walk by

Who can explain the thunder and rain

Who don't look like we're going to a hoedown.

Why not? Couldn't catch them?

With Mrs Romy Christianson written on it, like, about a thousand times.

Would you excuse me? I cut my foot before, and my shoe is filling up with blood.

Yay, yay!

Yeah, well, since Sandy and Michele aren't married

You just made all that up?

You know what is so weird? I had this dream, where Billy was like, in love with me.

You know, like, without a paper clip?

You really do look cute.

You think I'm cute

You want to dance once?

You want to get a room?

You're calling to me

Young man, there's no need to feel down

Your throat is tight You can't breathe

Actually, I invented a special kind of glue. Oh, really?

Ahh! Name.

Another kiss Um, Billy?

Be my lover, Want to be my lover Lover

Come again? Well, we're businesswomen.

Everybody cut, everybody cut Everybody cut, everybody cut

Footloose Footloose! Footloose!

He does look cute. Really cute.

Hello? Billy Christianson?

Hey Hi, Billy. Hey

Hey Ow! Billy!

Hey! I'm pretending you just did something hilarious

Hi, back brace girl. Hi, back brace girl.

How'd you get this? I bought it.

I cannot wait for this reunion. Me too!

I guess so. Okay.

I like it. Me too.

It's a compli No, no. That's all I have to say. Goodbye.

Like what? Like losing your best friend.

Lisa Luder? Yes.

Michele? Oh, God. Okay, so what did he say?

Might as well face it Oh, you're kidding me! Oh, that's pathetic!

Oh, my God, I hate throwing up in public. Me too! Ooh.

Oh, yeah Really? Wh Um

Oh, yes. Ohh. Oh, yeah.

Oh! Thank you! And see, I make a great salesperson...

Ohh, Ramon, ohh! Ohh! Check this out.

So. You girls going to try out for the spring musical? Us?

Staying alive Two four three.

The ones that burn down real fast? Twice the taste, in half the time, for the gal on the go?

This is it Work this

Turning Japanese Oh, my God. What is with that kid?

We got the beat Everybody get out your feet

We got the beat Jump back, kick 'round

We got the beat We got the beat

We got the beat We know you can dance to the beat

When l, you Oh, look, it's the Madonna twins

Yeah, I did. You did not.

You know, Michele? Yeah?

You married Billy Christianson? Mm hmm.

'cause I just have this, like, really believable way...