Kyle XY - Season 1 Edit

A chance for me to be useful.

A couple hours every day, he'll be swimming in no time.

A few hours of blissful escape before facing those questions once again...

A friendly reminder,

A little, uh, light reading?

A professor at MIT presented this problem.

A purpose,

A secret?

A special boy, and...

A strange state after dark during which they did nothing...

Aah.

About how it's a rite of passage into high school.

About Kyle?

About your home.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. In fact,

After her freakazoid foster brother was groping me.

All I wanted to do was help them.

All right, Kyle, let's get started.

All right, look.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. Come on, upstairs.

All right. Don't get carried away.

All right. Later, Trager.

All right. Let me show you.

All right. We'll be fine.

All right. We'll go in shifts.

All right. Well,

All right. Well, we'll catch you at lunch?

All this back and forth, Trager, I'm tired of it.

All true, man. Our stock is going way up this year.

All yours.

Always tell the truth, Kyle, OK?

Always.

Amanda, I'm home.

Amanda, your next lesson's here.

And as for wasting mine,

And brainiac is still asleep in the tub.

And do other things.

And don't drown.

And don't worry, Nicole.

And even the best facilities can't give Kyle enough care and attention.

And given Kyle's situation, a personal tutor is probably best.

And Hathor, is she on another test?

And he can't tell me how.

And he shows up just in time?

And he was found wandering alone.

And he's so happy to be here.

And I am afraid that his memory issues may become problematic.

And I began to feel wonderful.

And I can never be trusted to watch Kyle again, which is fine by me.

And I can't give up on him.

And I remember when I moved, it took getting used to.

And I thought I might find a place to belong.

And I wasn't at the coffee bar. I was here all by myself.

And I wish I could've learned something,

And I'll look out for him. Unless he embarrasses me, then I'll kill him.

And I'm sorry for whatever I did to piss you off.

And if I wanted to learn people,

And if that doesn't work, try 100 million.

And if they don't,

And just like Josh said, she came to help me.

And Lori's hair products all over the place.

And making new choices tomorrow.

And more than anything, I wanted to disappear.

And no nasty nasty for you and Declan either.

And no trace of a scar?

And pretty soon I'd be shrinking myself.

And pull water along with you.

And right then I knew what it was.

And saw someone break in your window.

And since we do not have any former school records for Kyle,

And snuck up on Amanda while she was alone.

And the windows ain't broken.

And then got a perfect score?

And then I discovered that Kern was cleared to that level.

And then I'll sleep?

And those are her friends.

And we scope babes, but we don't talk to them?

And we'll find out why in time.

And when you're done, you're on the clock.

And where I'd come from.

And which she didn't want to hear.

And wondered why others chose to speak so ineffectively.

And you are the absolute last person that I want to talk to right now.

And you think Kyle is normal?

And, uh... you can still be my friend.

And... I lost my job, remember?

Another resident punched him. Kyle never hit back.

Anything I say in opposition to this

Anything you can remember about where you came from.

Anything you wanna know, this is the place to find it.

Anything, that would've helped me remember my past.

Anyway, um, Hilary said you'd be home.

Anyways, Stephen's the best.

Anyways, take a look.

Are starting to enter his consciousness.

Are you feeling tired at all?

Are you getting up?

Are you gonna drop your other cases?

Are you kidding? He's got bed wetter written all over.

Are you looking to discredit him?

Are you serious?

Are you still mad at him for lying or are we playing the hard to get game?

Are you sure he wouldn't be better suited for a special ed program?

Are you sure you've never been swimming before?

Art is about drawing what you feel, not just what you see.

As a possible witness. He still can't remember anything.

As I explained, Kyle's situation is unique.

As long as you ditch the skank.

At first, I thought people gathered by how they dressed.

At least he doesn't look dangerous.

At least I'm apologizing.

At least someone's excited.

At least the first I could remember.

At least this time, I knew what to do.

At least until I can...

At peace.

At the pool?

Attitude, skin color, gender.

Autism typically involves mimicry, but Kyle isn't emotionally withdrawn.

Babes?

Bam!

Be cool, Skeeter. He can't understand a word you say.

Be right back.

Because I think you're a great guy too.

Because I'm so over you.

Because if we dare tell you the truth, tried to express how we are feeling,

Because these images are very vivid for you.

Because they're concerned about something that's happened to them.

Because we have a good time.

Because, inside me, something had flipped

Been busy.

Before you all jump down my throat, I'd like you to think about it.

Besides him going outside by himself?

Besides our house, this is the only home he knows.

Besides that, nothing, except for a long exile to my room.

Besides, I decided you're right about the sex thing.

Besides, it's Take Your Alien to Work Day.

Besides, you took off with that guy.

Big talker.

Blinking or the asymmetrical closure which I hadn't deciphered.

Boiled down.

Both of you stay at least 20 feet from me at all times.

Brad, where are you going?

Brad. It's Stephen.

Breathing.

But a pressure below my waist was bothering me.

But allowing people to be hurt...

But Amanda presented the most difficult lesson.

But art is about putting your whole self into something.

But bonds were acknowledged in more subtle ways too.

But can I help you?

But can we trust you not to narc?

But does calculus like it's two plus two.

But don't worry. It's chaperoned.

But he can't explain it yet.

But he must be sleeping, Nicole.

But he reminded me of the snake in the woods

But he says he hasn't slept in ten days.

But he's exceptionally bright.

But he's in excellent shape, physically.

But I do now.

But I hid beer around the property so help yourselves.

But I just want a sweet guy to cuddle with.

But I like the tub.

But I really wanted to try.

But I really wanted to try.

But I still felt like the whole world was calling out to me,

But if he's finally stepping up, there's no reason why I shouldn't.

But in that one moment I wished I could go back to that blank slate.

But it has to be a secret.

But it will get better.

But it's hard for me to stay clinical about him.

But it's so cold and hard,

But it's the truth.

But like the girls in Josh's magazines,

But my guess is, this is the first time

But my head can't stop thinking.

But my language skills were relatively primitive,

But no one's filed a missing person's report that fits Kyle's description.

But nothing felt familiar here.

But now I'm more worried that he's not sleeping.

But she belonged with Charlie.

But somehow speaks Chinese.

But that is a costly arrangement, and I have some additional concerns.

But the pain in my belly was getting more intense.

But then I stumbled on a way to help them,

But then I understood.

But there is one more thing you should see.

But there is one more thing you should see.

But there's been break ins lately.

But this might help you recall some experiences.

But this sudden interest in my feelings or whatever,

But this time, instead of scattering in every direction,

But this was a whole new world.

But we have enough going on with our own kids.

But what if I don't sleep?

But what we're doing isn't working.

But who knows?

But yeah.

But you can jump off tall buildings and swim like an Olympic champion.

But you don't have to. Look, I screw up all the time.

But you know...

But you still shouldn't lie just to protect people.

But you want to go to class with the rest of us?

But you watch time when you run and time is just numbers that people made up.

But your parents will be so pissed when they find out.

By a very minor technicality.

By staying silent was I lying too?

By the time I get done with all my stuff I just can't pass out for eight hours.

By the way, how did your test go?

Bye, Kyle. We'll see you later.

Bye.

Can he understand us or not?

Can we forget about detention?

Can't speak a word, but damned if he doesn't know what you're saying.

Can't you have a good time another time?

Captain Clueless ate half our kitchen.

Chamomile always does the trick for me. It's very soothing.

Charlie, this is my neighbor, Kyle.

Charlotte's Miss Playpen, dude. The magazine?

Check with Lou Daniels.

Check.

Chug, chug, chug!

Clearly a genetic anomaly.

Climbed? How?

Close enough I can see you're in trouble,

Coach is going nuts. He was all over me though.

Come along, Amanda.

Come by my house. I want to show you something.

Come in tomorrow and you can break the bad news to them.

Come in.

Come on, Amanda.

Come on, boys, let's get to work.

Come on, he's part of the family.

Come on, Hills. Truce? I'm so over fighting.

Come on, now. Where are you?

Come on, put your hands up. Put 'em up!

Come on, show me what you got.

Come on, you're a guy. Lying should come naturally to you.

Come on.

Come on. Knock it off.

Come on. We both know you like him more than you let on.

Come on. We gotta get you inside.

Comics like Diesel Dan, Tarsus, Vera Zero.

Conduct your personal business on your own time.

Congratulations. You look exhausted.

Continue with the next paragraph...

Cool it, kid. You're fried.

Cool it. What did we say about giving your mom latitude for a couple days?

Cool.

Cover story?

Dad, I was on fire at summer school. Aced every problem.

Dad, I'm going through some serious withdrawal.

Dad, you're talking about someone with no belly button.

Damn it, Nicole, I can't afford to make mistakes like this.

Damn, I miss Charlotte.

Damn.

Damn. When's the last time you had this calibrated?

Declan, it's not happening.

Declan, man, dude. You gotta come check this out. It's hilarious.

Declan, we're going for coffee. Come with?

Declan? What happened to Mike Suby?

Declan. Hi.

Decorated veteran. Several years in security.

Deep in your subconscious,

Detective Breen has squad cars in the area still looking for him.

Detective, I know Kyle was first seen there, but that was a few weeks ago.

Detective, we can't do that.

Did he just learn to talk in one day?

Did she just?

Did you ever wish that somebody felt the way that you did?

Did you get any sleep?

Didn't think so.

Discussing the Jacobi algorithm?

Ditched responsibility and paid off a debt, all at once.

Do a betterjob of it.

Do nothing. Just look at the stars.

Do they have any suspects?

Do they know Kyle's sort of different?

Do what I do. Count backwards from 100.

Do you like it?

Do you need me? It could be a lot to handle.

Do you really think I'm such a super skeeze?

Do you really think I'm such a super skeeze?

Do you recognize it at all?

Do you remember why you weren't wearing clothes?

Do you think you've ever seen it before?

Does this mean anything to you?

Don't do it here. Go get my mom.

Don't get that.

Don't go high maintenance on me.

Don't move.

Don't talk to me.

Don't touch that.

Don't worry, Kyle. I won't leave till you're settled.

Don't worry. He's just gonna sit here and draw.

Don't you think he should live like a normal teenager?

Don't you think this is getting out of hand?

Done? With which section?

Done.

Down time.

Dr. Stone, I don't think they'd wipe out the whole navel.

Dude, a chick like that doesn't know I exist.

Dude, I'm in remedial.

Dude, she's remedial.

Dude, you'll never sleep with that on.

Dump the division?

Eats tea bag.

Einstein used nine percent of his brain. Rupert here uses two percent.

Especially now with Kern still MIA.

ET, phone home.

Even a genius IQ would not show half those results.

Even for the most well adjusted students.

Even if he's not, we still don't know why he was wandering around the woods.

Even if it doesn't make any sense to you now.

Even stranger, he doesn't have a belly button.

Even though my memories contain no such stories.

Even though we both swore we wouldn't

Even with years of historical research,

Every experience shapes us into who we will eventually become.

Every piece fits together to create who we are,

Every sight, sound and feeling was unfamiliar.

Every species is born with instincts

Every species, except the one I was born into.

Every taste and texture made my senses explode.

Everybody out!

Everybody out.

Everyone has a job.

Everyone mattered but me.

Everyone thinks I'm a slut because of the eighth grade field trip to Tacoma.

Everyone was careful not to look at each other,

Everything was working together, sending a message to my heart.

Everything you feel.

Everything.

Everything.

Eww.

Except it cost you your job.

Except when you're here alone you can lock your door

Excuse me, this is important.

Exposing Kyle to something like this could further traumatize him.

Fabulous.

Far enough away I can ignore it.

Finally, a test I could pass.

Fine, but you better bust out the rubber sheets.

Fine, you manipulative little freak.

Fine.

Fire up those brains and check this out, people.

First day of school. Everybody should be.

First of all, you have to understand that

First period's McNally.

First thing tomorrow morning.

First you shower with no complaint and now you're eager to go to summer school?

Focus on something else.

For Kyle to be involved in any way...

For my car. For the fender.

For now.

For reals?

Forget it.

Forget it. One more sip and this place becomes a barfatorium.

Freak.

Freaky, man.

From what?

From where we left off.

Funny you should ask.

Gee, I wonder.

George Washington.

Get back here.

Get out! Now! Just go!

Get out.

Get the name and the number of the girl in the pink bikini with the...

Getting a little old for Barney, aren't we, Josh?

Girls with C cups.

Girls, coming?

Give a woman an ounce of power and she'll run over you.

Give him one of these.

Go ahead, bust your ass in McNally.

Go back to school with our virginities intact?

Go faster.

Go. You have a huge meeting tomorrow.

God. What happened to you?

Good job.

Good Lord of the Rings.

Good luck.

Good morning, Mr. Hooper.

Good night, boys.

Good night, Kyle. Sweet dreams.

Good.

Good.

Good. I have something for her.

Good. That's good.

Good. The company likes to keep in touch.

Good. Wear him out.

Gorgeous, great body. She's in the shower right now, naked.

Gotcha.

G****fruit.

Great.

Great. Bring it. Get dressed.

Guaranteed to give him a good night's sleep.

Guess we're still fighting.

Ha!

Ha! There it is!

Hardly anyone attempts it, let alone answers it.

Have a seat.

Have they identified him yet?

Have you been having trouble sleeping?

Have you heard of any break ins?

Have you seen Lori? She was supposed to watch him.

Having no memory whatsoever of how she got there

He ain't dissin' you, man.

He barely knows what you're saying sometimes,

He can be shy, but he's really sweet.

He can sit near the counter.

He can't understand the simplest things,

He checked out fine.

He couldn't sleep, now he's Rip Van Winkle.

He didn't break in, Mom.

He didn't draw this after he saw the keycard?

He didn't draw this after he saw the keycard?

He didn't know what a toothbrush was until I showed him.

He died last year.

He does have an extraordinary aptitude for math.

He doesn't belong here, Nicole.

He doesn't communicate and was found wandering alone.

He doesn't communicate and was found wandering alone.

He doesn't look like an alien.

He had a lot of nerve implying Kyle didn't belong there.

He has been gone all day. Is that all they can do?

He has no records, no history of school?

He has to have come from somewhere.

He has to have come from somewhere. Someone has to be missing him.

He is currently involved in a homicide investigation.

He isn't?

He just sat there near the counter and drew the whole time,

He looks fine, not tired at all.

He loves it in there.

He loves it under there.

He loves math. That's a good place to start.

He might give us a lead.

He needs to be where it's familiar, where he feels comfortable.

He needs to have it knock him around a little bit.

He never sleeps and I haven't gotten to the belly button thing yet.

He probably flipped through and jogged his memory.

He said he read the entire encyclopedia.

He said if this continues he wants to admit Kyle and sedate him.

He said that the killer would probably have scratches on him.

He said the killer would probably have scratches on him.

He spent time in a detention center.

He thought he was done with this part of his job. I know I did.

He wakes us up every night.

He was an artist too.

He was stopping him, not pushing him.

He'd be prone to all sorts of seizures, strokes, tumors.

He'll sit right by me, read along.

He's a great kid.

He's a very sweet, very special boy.

He's entitled to a one on one tutor.

He's here to go home.

He's just so vulnerable.

He's just staying with us. Hilary was messing with you.

He's like, seriously, manorexic.

He's not a mental patient. He's a very sweet, very special boy.

He's not a suspect?

He's not an educator. He's a bureaucrat worried about the bottom line.

He's not sure Kyle is connected.

He's not used to being around so many people.

He's ready for a marathon.

He's sort of right.

He's the first president ever of America.

He's this super brain with amnesia.

He's what's missing.

Heart rate's good, blood pressure's fine.

Hello, awkward. Not as awkward as the actual sex, but...

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. Dr. Fields, please.

Hello. Oh, hi, Hilary.

Help me...

Her name is Ashleigh Redmond, she's your age, Catholic school.

Her whatnots?

Here was something that spoke to me clearly.

Here we are, first day on the job.

Here you go.

Here, dork.

Here, Kyle.

Here.

Here.

Here. You're gonna need that.

Hey, check it out.

Hey, dude. You're not gonna wig out on me, right?

Hey, if you bozos need any help reading the menu, let me know.

Hey, if you're gonna apologize, make it accurate.

Hey, Kyle, is Mr. Trager home?

Hey, man.

Hey, nice to meet you, man.

Hey, that's right.

Hey, Trager? Define "awful".

Hey, what happened?

Hey!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. I can't believe I offered to fix their computer.

Hey. I spoke to Detective Breen again.

Hey. Who could ever have a problem with you?

Hi, babe.

Hi, honey.

Hi, Mom.

Hi! Hi, Harry!

Hi.

Hi.

Hi. You're Ashleigh, right?

High school can be very difficult, even for the most well adjusted students.

Hilary, get off of him.

Hilary, he can do what he wants.

Hilary! Wait up!

Hills! Did you see that?

His behaviors aren't fixated.

His door was closed. I was afraid to make a sound.

His earliest memory.

His name is the only thing we know about him and even that we made up.

His teeth don't look worn at all. They look brand new.

Hmm? Wha?

Hmm.

Hold it right there.

Hold on, hold on.

Hold on.

Hold on.

Home.

Homework?

Homework.

Homework.

Hot mommas.

How could he know that much?

How could it be lying if we're not saying anything?

How could that be? He has to have come from somewhere.

How could they just lie there all night?

How could you let him go to the party?

How did he even make it out here on his own?

How did you do that?

How did you do that? You're like the Dog Whisperer.

How did you like it there, Kyle?

How did you?

How do I do that?

How do you draw a feeling?

How do you feel?

How long did it take him, five minutes?

How much blood? I'm on my way.

How much trouble am I in?

How much trouble am I in?

How strange and scary

How we feel.

How'd you like to get out of watching Kyle for a couple hours every day?

How's he doing?

How's it going?

How's that working out?

Huh. You did?

Humans grow larger over time, not smaller.

Humans grow smaller as they develop,

Hypothetically speaking, with this type of neural hyperactivity,

I am so grounded.

I am so primed for the sequel.

I am... leaking.

I assume you'll pass our request up the administrative ladder.

I began as a blank slate.

I belonged.

I bet your family's searching for you now.

I bet your family's searching for you now.

I bet your family's searching for you right now.

I blew off a shift, and I know it was wrong, so please spare the lecture.

I broke the car.

I came so my family could find me.

I came so my family could find me.

I can see other guys too.

I can take Kyle to school with me.

I can't believe they accepted our offer.

I can't do it. I can't send Kyle away.

I can't even consider a personal tutor until we determine his grade level.

I can't say. I've never dealt with anyone like him before.

I can't tomorrow.

I can't wait for Kyle every morning so I can shower.

I can't wait to fall asleep.

I cannot believe you're taking Kyle to your office.

I completely suck.

I could be wrong, but I think he's got a problem with me.

I could feel my heart pound.

I could tell which answer would relieve her.

I couldn't explain them any more than I could explain my dream about Amanda.

I did it last night. No sweat.

I didn't know where to begin.

I didn't leave him alone with Michael Jackson.

I didn't mean what I said and I should never have asked you to cover for me.

I didn't wake up.

I do. But not like that.

I don't get you at all.

I don't have time. My mom's gonna be home in an hour.

I don't know anyone here. Come on.

I don't know Hilary told you to ask me to the party.

I don't know him, but everyone goes, right?

I don't know what...

I don't know why you've got a problem.

I don't know, Mom. There's no blood on any doors,

I don't know, my brother.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. But what about George Washington?

I don't know. I'm a terrible liar.

I don't know. Maybe.

I don't like parties.

I don't mind.

I don't remember ever having any.

I don't sleep.

I don't want a tutor.

I don't want anything bad to happen to him.

I don't want to get my clothes wet.

I don't. You got a problem.

I draw everything exactly how I see it in my head.

I feel for the kid. You know I do.

I felt certain that whatever this was was a gift to the world,

I felt weird when Mike Suby put his hand down my pants,

I finally realized I'd arrived... in hell.

I fly high into the sky.

I get scared.

I got fired, OK? Thanks a lot.

I got to catch her.

I gotta golf with my dad.

I gotta take this, Kyle. Hang on.

I guess I was afraid to tell you guys I got fired.

I guess.

I had been struggling to understand what my mind and body were trying to tell me.

I had no reason to fear this person.

I had to get down.

I had to wonder,

I hadn't been taught anything yet, but I was expected to complete a test.

I hardly use it anymore. Besides, it's important for Kyle.

I have a feeling you don't want the company to know

I have a new patient and where he's staying isn't safe,

I have a new patient, and where he's staying isn't safe,

I have to go and talk to Brad.

I have to go.

I have to leave now, but Mr. Hooper is going to give you some tests.

I have to say I had thought, I'd hoped, that you'd both show compassion.

I have to take a shower before I go to work.

I haven't finished grading the last one.

I heard how you don't remember anything.

I hope you know you can tell me anything.

I hope you weren't too set on hooking up with Declan.

I hope you're right.

I hoped this creature would have as much sense as the snake.

I just don't remember.

I just don't think he would go there.

I just lose myself when I look up there.

I just want him to be honest with me.

I just...

I just... thought your drawings were kind of weird.

I knew if I'd ever been at school before,

I knew that part of that meant learning from my own choices.

I know I said superheroes aren't real, but...

I know it's asking a lot.

I know not.

I know what "special" means. He'll probably drool.

I know you, Mrs. Trager.

I know. But that's where he's most comfortable.

I learned it was wrong to touch things in the house while they were sleeping.

I like the indie press stuff.

I like this, though.

I looked at the stars.

I mean, he thought there might be but I just...

I mean, I haven't done it a ton but it wasn't my first.

I mean, if something weird starts to happen,

I mean, maybe he was in the wrong place at the wrong time.

I mean, not ever.

I mean, they have to be.

I mean, they have to be. You didn't just fall from the sky.

I meant he must've gone to school on his home planet.

I meant, um... with me.

I might be able to fit you in my schedule.

I might be able to fit you into my schedule.

I need a little down time, you know?

I need to camouflage my car.

I need to find out.

I need you.

I never thought the quiet guy from work would be... [grunts]

I never wanted you here to begin with.

I noticed these markings on his drawings well before.

I passed.

I promise.

I remembered how the snake had tried to frighten me.

I saw Detective Breen this morning.

I saw what you did.

I should get some sleep.

I should have known it was too good to be true.

I somehow understood everything it said

I spoke to Dr. Stone and he can't understand why the pill didn't work.

I still do, but...

I still have to grade them.

I suddenly felt a strange sort of pressure.

I swear.

I think he was lonely.

I think I insulted him.

I think I still have a pretty good handle on it.

I think I've got it. What if time is different

I think it's time we went out together.

I think it's time you transition back into a bed.

I think Kyle may be connected to a murder.

I think something significant may have happened there,

I think that's just a formality, Mr. Hooper.

I think they wished for it too.

I think this school would be lucky to have him.

I think Tim's mug scared it.

I think we all learned a very valuable lesson today.

I think we just did.

I think weird is good.

I think you should tell her.

I think you slept long enough.

I think you'd really like him.

I thought I was here to ask questions, not answer them.

I thought it might be a piece of information

I thought maybe it was a computer error.

I thought the truth always matters.

I thought we should have a little chat.

I thought you might want to go to Preston's party.

I thought you said men were the liars.

I thought you understood Kyle's needs.

I thought you'd still be here.

I told him you weren't gonna put out unless he stepped up.

I told you it's not just me you're getting.

I told you to leave him alone.

I took it.

I took the test for Josh.

I underestimated you, Tom.

I usually go with zits and old people.

I want to protect Kyle, not thrust him into another traumatizing experience.

I want to protect Kyle, not thrust him into another traumatizing experience.

I want to, but Chloe's already so tired she can't imagine...

I want you to draw anything, anything at all.

I want you to stay away from my property and my daughter.

I wanted to make sure that...

I wanted to see how it would end.

I was about to learn how to quash hunger.

I was asking about what happened today.

I was gonna say no, then he went into this sales pitch

I was hoping that you wouldn't mind if Kyle stayed with us a while longer.

I was just thinking, because of the baby and all...