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Better Off Dead... (1985) Soundboard

Better Off Dead... (1985) Soundboard

Better Off Dead... is a classic 1985 cult comedy film directed by Savage Steve Holland. The movie follows the misadventures of a teenager named Lane Meyer, played by John Cusack, as he navigates the ups and downs of high school life and love.

The story begins with Lane being dumped by his girlfriend, Beth, played by Amanda Wyss, for the captain of the ski team, Roy Stalin, portrayed by Aaron Dozier. Desperate to win Beth back, Lane embarks on a hilarious journey filled with bizarre encounters and outrageous scenarios.

As Lane deals with his heartbreak, he also has to contend with his dysfunctional family. His over-enthusiastic mother, played by Kim Darby, constantly tries to set him up with peculiar dates, while his younger brother, played by Scooter Stevens, is obsessed with building complex contraptions.

Lane finds solace in his friendship with Charles De Mar, portrayed by Curtis Armstrong. Charles is eccentric and always scheming, providing comic relief with his outrageous antics. Together, Lane and Charles concoct a plan to defeat Roy Stalin in a skiing competition and win back Beth's affections.

Better Off Dead... stands out for its unique and offbeat humor, with surreal dream sequences and animated interludes that showcase the director's creative style. The film is filled with memorable scenes, such as the iconic "I want my two dollars!" paperboy chase, which has become a fan favorite over the years.

Beyond its comedic moments, the movie also explores themes of self-discovery, personal growth, and the importance of finding one's true purpose. Lane's journey ultimately leads him to realize that there's more to life than just winning Beth back. He learns to focus on his own passions and find happiness in unexpected places.

The film's soundtrack plays an essential role in setting the mood and enhancing the comedic elements. With songs from popular 80s bands such as Van Halen and The Plimsouls, the soundtrack captures the vibrant energy of the era.

If you're a fan of Better Off Dead..., you can now relive the laughter and nostalgia by playing and downloading these sounds. Immerse yourself in the quirky world of Lane Meyer and his hilarious misadventures through this cult classic film.

Whether you're a longtime fan or a newcomer seeking a dose of 80s comedy, Better Off Dead... is sure to leave you with a smile on your face. With its relatable characters, absurd situations, and witty dialogue, the film continues to entertain audiences decades after its release. So gather your friends, grab some popcorn, and get ready for a wild and hilarious ride through the world of Better Off Dead...!

A man alone
A man who listens
All right. Studs and babes with Roy!
And a vicious display of seething opponents...
And I was wondering if perhaps I could just be with her..
And the Fair Housing Committee condemned it.
And when Mom gets here, you have her honk the old horn.
Baby, how 'bout you
Behind the wall
But a pathetic...
But I'm willing to give you the benefit of the doubt.
But what I couldn't read I improvised with my own ideas.
By connecting the various points..
Callin' out your name
Chris Cummins dates the basketball team
Christmas.
Come here, you idiot! Get out of this car!
Come on, honey! Nail the sucker!
Come on, little buckaroo! Come on!
Come on. Give her your present.
Come on. That's a boy.
Each are equal to the triangle CAB in this geometric concept.
Everybody wants some
Fine.
First we have...
For God's sakes, would you relax?
For Stalin. Just like that.
Get her skis. We're goin' home.
Get in here before you catch your death
Get out of here! Get lost! Get out of here. Take a hike, brat.
God, I never thought of that.
Got it! Got it!
Happy New Year.
He's learned to call his own
Here. Buy yourself another leotard. Be back in a minute, okay?
Hi, Joanne
I assure you we are totally alone.
I can see that you're not going out with her anymore...
I can't believe you're here tonight
I hope she doesn't grab on to my leg and start...
I knew right away
I know it's bacon.
I must look sickening.
I think I'm on to something here.
I thought foreign exchange students had to speak some English.
I want my two dollars!
I want my two dollars!
I want my two dollars! Two dollars!
I want some too
I will not, however, speak Mrs. Smith's...
I'd be better off dead
I'd be better off dead
I'd rather be a fool
I'd rather be a fool
I'll get around to it.
I'm gonna get some milk.
I've been going to this high school for 71/2 years.
I've been searchin' every day
If I cannot, I am sure you will.
If I went out with someone more popular...
If you wish on a falling star, your wish will come true.
In me, you see
Inspired words from a man who knows how to ski.
It really does sound good.
It would be entirely beneficial..
It's a flyspeck on the map...
It's alive!
It's down the hall, second door on the left.
Just sits in that house, crochets all day long
Keys!
Let's see if you have any brains. First you take the meat.
Love was good until you took it on the run
Me, a fool?
Monique Junet.
Monique, this is Ricky.
Myer takes the lead. This could go in Myer's favor.
No one has to know. Just me and you.
No, we didn't open our presents yet.
No! I can't swim!
No. That I speak English.
No. This is what I speak of.
Now you!
Now, honey...
Now, in honor of our special guest, I've created "Dinner Mon Dieu."
Now, you show 'em, Rock.
Oh, yeah
Okay, Dad. Noted.
One minute.
Only know I can't stop thinkin' about you
People die down there.
Ricky, this is Monique...
Says you're wastin' your time
Shit!
Six months! Six months, and she dumps me for him.
So come back later? Great.
Son of a bitch!
Such an enchanting, exhilarating fate?
Sure?
Than to live without you
Than to live without you
Than to live without you
That is the Greendale High School ski racing team
That's ever skied the K 12 from the glacier and lived.
That's my favorite name.
That's okay. I don't speak French.
The crowds swell with anticipation as the lights turn green!
The cutest thing ever.
Then take the pig mold and put it on the tray.
There she goes again. What could it be?
Therefore...
This is a pat.
This place has to be mopped up before the breakfast crew get here.
To take my brother to school and my dad to work 'cause...
Tonight at 6:00, you're picking up Joanne Greenwald.
Tryin' to find another way
Two dollars
Two dollars!
Two dollars!
Two dollars!
Two dollars.
Two dollars.
Wait a minute. Hold it.
We have unfinished business. Do not forget.
We're in the most secluded place in the Northern Hemisphere.
Well, it's funny, see. My mom had to leave early...
What are you doing to him?
What'd you go and do that for?
What's taking him so long?
Yeah, Oscar Mayer. I think that's a fine idea
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yes, sir?
You can't get romantic on a subway line
You future members of the girls' ski team can all keep me company..
You know, he never goes outdoors
You must obey the proper speed limits. A car is not a toy.
You never know if you're the victim or the fool
You seem smart. Why waste your time with all this kid stuff garbage?
You so much as talk to her, you're dead.
You will find it suits you.
You'll make a fine little helper. What's your name?
You're exceeding the speed limit. Lane Myer, slow down.
All right. We've raced so many times before...
And Buster. Please!
Anytime. You name it. You're diggin' your own grave.
Are you gonna help me or not? All right. All right.
Beth broke up with me. That's nice.
Chicken? What did you say?
He's skiing on one ski! What?
I gotta do it! He snorts nasal spray?
I want my two dollars! Of course the guy chickened out.
I'm not getting... Here.
Look, Barney, a falling star. Yeah.
Not entirely. Can you put that back in?
Nothing. Yes, you are
Please, please! Mr. Myer.
Push it in the pig mold. This is a push.
She's coming with us. Wrong.
Starting tonight
Take it easy. I'll buy a new one. I don't want a new one!
Tentacles. There's a big difference.
Thanks. I would've ordered double desserts.
Two dollars. Two dollars.
We're sending him down. That's a roger. Counting down
We've been worried about you. What are you doing up here?
Who'd like to hold my clipboard? Me! Me!
You kids love this disco thing. Disco? Come on, Dad.
You'll see it in a second. Ready? Yeah.
"You better..."

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