Severance (2022) - Season 1 Edit

A compact of values that we have long held as precious,

A department like yours can go so good or so bad.

A handshake is available upon request.

A life at Lumon is protected from such things.

A life to be had?

A line dating back to the founder.

A Lumon original, apparently.

A midwife, actually.

A perfect replica.

A photo of your outie with a trophy was once in a newspaper.

A two person department, so, barely.

A while.

About the comparative levels of violence and warfare throughout history.

About the greeting? You were kidding.

Again.

Against the door, or to the side?

All eight CEOs have been of the Eagan lineage.

All I can be is sorry, and that is all I am."

All I can be is sorry, and that is all I am."

All I can be is sorry, and that is all that I am.

All nine.

All right, baby.

All right, Helly. Hip, hip.

All right, Irving.

All right.

All right. Great big smiles. Remember, you're gonna be looking at this every day.

All right. Well

All the center displays are for a past Eagan CEO.

All the deadly eels and shit, 'cause we can't cohabitate with that.

Also, I know we're nearing the anniversary,

Also, please refrain from boasting about previously earned waffle parties?

Also, when that happens, it's Milchick's job to extract the message from you.

Am I livestock?

Am I trapped here?

Ambrose is sometimes unfairly maligned as a black sheep in the annals of the family.

An emotional response in the refiner.

And So, I

And a disembodied voice asked me 19 times who I was.

And as a reminder, this is the final question.

And before he passed,

And bin it.

And come on, it'll be an excellent opportunity

And don't pretend you care about this department.

And good luck getting that approved.

And guidance.

And half of me. That was a joke.

And have you filled out a common space reservation slip?

And he is your department chief.

And her hair is what we call shoulder length.

And how many deliveries have you, I don't know, seen?

And I have no choice.

And I mean, I I don't know

And I must've just forgotten to go over data smuggling rules with Helly.

And I should tell you that the Board is joining us.

And I think a great potential response to that from all of you is gratitude.

And I think she would've been too. I know she would've been.

And I'm just wondering what you're up to. It's rare seeing you out of your hole.

And I'm like, "The last person who fucked with us."

And I'm not looking to be department chief.

And I'm wearing your face, and they're like, "Whose face is that?"

And I'm, what, part of that?

And I've worked here for three years,

And if you met someone out here, you wouldn't know it in there.

And in society at large.

And it just…

And it's confusing. Like, did the kids make you dinner in this scenario? Or

And it's poetically imperfect, to be sure.

And just forget they exist for eight hours every day,

And know the children of my blood."

And legalized severance in the workplace?

And look for numbers that are scary?

And miss out on my goddamn waffle party.

And not for, say, Carol D.

And not show preference for any over the others.

And now you, what, think they're after you or something?

And on into the weekend.

And only in me shall their stain live on.

And only in me shall their stain live on.

And seeing her here with you all, I'd say she most definitely has a family.

And she told her father at age seven, she was going to be the first.

And something about me is that I know all nine core Lumon principles.

And sustained a minor blow to the temple."

And thank you to the Board as well.

And that decision was controversial,

And that ethos goes all the way back

And that shit gets you a waffle party.

And that this knowledge should be a given for a person managing a severed floor.

And that's just feeling like a really powerful image to me.

And that's why they keep us all so far apart now.

And that's why they reduced them down to two.

And the pajamas were made on a Baltic handloom,

And then sort it evenly between five digital buckets.

And then suddenly it's 5:00, and you're leaving?

And then you've got food, which is what?

And then, conversely, when you're at work, you can't access outside memories.

And there would be a small guest apartment in the back,

And they rotate these through.

And they're gonna do something about it.

And those roads are going to remain icy throughout the week

And try to convince me that I do.

And unnatural. Perverse.

And we group each line of code,

And when he asks how long ago you ingested it,

And when I realized I couldn't answer,

And which I do believe will one day save this world.

And with both yours, there's no room for

And with two pasts, it blurs the present too.

And you can use the shower if you want.

And you don't even know it?

And you keep putting your bin on my side. So

And you're one to talk.

And, I guess,

And, yes, they happen to be subsidized by the company that employs me.

Another good try though.

Anybody live in that unit next door?

Apparently, it would have been a faux pas to have called it World War I.

Appreciate your help, sir, as always.

Are the numbers bloody? Do they chant?

Are we fighting?

Are you 12 years old? Are you even in high school yet?

Are you a department head?

Are you all right?

Are you captive right now?

Are you following me?

Are you gonna make me throw my mug at you?

Are you mad at me?

Are you ready for Mr. Scout?

Are you seeing this?

Are you uncomfortable? We could all look away?

At 5'6'', she's the fourth tallest person in your office,

At last.

At work…

Awesome.

Awesome. What's your favorite?

Because I'm the first dipshit that's ever had it.

Because it's a video.

Because our babysitter told you to stop?

Because people have begun to ask what I see as my life's great achievement.

Because your outie is an exemplary person, these facts should be very pleasing.

Been with Lumon about two years, and I absolutely love this game.

Before we hop on that,

Beg fucking pardon. We're supposed to like the perks.

Best ab, 20 bucks. Biceps are a little flashier, 75 bucks.

Best design yet, in my view.

Big department chief now, Mark S.?

Boom. Fucking refined.

Both.

Burt? I've met that guy. He's a fuck. You didn't tell him where we are, did you?

Burt.

Burt's not a fuck. And no.

But anyway, in it, he said that the people actually called it the Great War.

But first, they gotta send probes down to the sea to clean up

But for now, they're yours to enjoy.

But I always wondered.

But I don't know if home is a house, or an apartment,

But I just bet it'll make you feel right as rain.

But I just bet it'll make you feel right as rain.

But I know a compliment about the office would just make her day.

But I must say, I do think that the lack of food

But I unfortunately skipped that and went straight into the survey.

But I've been reintegrated for two weeks now.

But if we hit our numbers by quarter's end,

But if you do, there's an address on the back of this card.

But if you provide said child with all of its beds upon birth,

But it won't feel like it. Not to this version of you anyway.

But it's really more about what they represent, how far you got in the file.

But Mark is a Lumon man now.

But now that you're here,

But the next time you yourself will be sentient will be this evening,

But the relativity's fucked.

But the twin is comfortable,

But the whole back part is Kier.

But then I learned that I work for a company

But they said it will get better.

But today, I think I'd say, "cheer".

But unfortunately, non disclosure policy forbids.

But waking up on that table, I was shapeless.

But we knew Carol D. was leaving beforehand.

But we're not monsters, Mark. Not real ones.

But what do you say, Natalie, to the woman who became pregnant at work

But what is it? Like, what what are we actually workin' on down there?

But, Mark, I stand behind you

By the quarterly deadline in three weeks.

Call that in, please.

Calories. It's not the same thing.

Can we just take a beat? Please.

Can you go do it? 'Cause I gotta pee.

Can you see the perimeter?

Care to read your first morning announcements as department head?

Carol. Dylan's old seat.

Cheer!

Chief among them the latent condescension.

Colloquially known as severance.

Come on out.

Come on.

Come with me, please.

Congratulations.

Correct. That place is everything.

Damn, they took down the chick I like.

Depending.

Depends on your answers.

Did he sound ill?

Did I get that right, Mark?

Did the prowler invading my home make you feel seen?

Did they ever kill anyone?

Did they tack an explanation onto that apology?

Did you fill out an official request for supervisory interaction?

Did you forget?

Did you happen to see which direction he came from?

Did you kill the voice?

Didn't really feel like anything.

Do I have a family?

Do I have to finish out the day or can I skip out now?

Do the things you need to do 'cause I'm comin' in.

Do you know that? Have you tried? Because frankly, it sounds made up.

Do you want me to get these?

Does this look like lettering to you?

Don't be sad.

Don't fuck around.

Don't pervert a handbook passage to me, okay?

Don't worry. I'm very excited to meet you.

Don't you wanna know what you're doing down there?

Dude, I pressed Cobel for an all floor mixer last quarter.

Dylan was going on all yesterday about incentives,

Each category of numbers presents in such an order as to elicit

Each man's character is defined by the precise ratio

Each of these is a real smile from someone on the outside.

Each one of these? Finished file in the can.

Earnestly.

Egg drop challenge in the team building space.

Egg drop challenge. You buy this fucking shit?

Either a true Eagan or anyone working in this Lumon family,

Endless toil.

Entry level or management?

Especially if the person was himself.

Ethically and socially.

Everything's fine. So, I'm supposed to start with just the input survey?

Excuse me, do you have a moment for children's brain health?

Excuse me, do you have a moment for children's brain health?

Excuse me?

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Fair enough.

Falls into one of four essential categories.

Famine, plagues, et cetera.

Feeling attacked.

Fine. I'm just, you know, tired.

Finger trap is fun, as long as you know how to use it safely.

First name will do.

Five questions?

Five questions.

Five questions.

Five questions.

For everyone except Irv to bond.

For the incompetence or the disobedience?

For the most part. It's lonely, I suspect.

For your whole life.

Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world.

Forgive me for the harm I have caused this world.

Fortress of solitude.

Fortunately, the elevators are equipped with something called "code detectors."

From a group trying to save people from their own choices.

From which are derived every human soul.

From wrapping the Tumwater file, and he needs to process it.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck.

Fucking really?

Funny timing.

Gerhardt.

Go ahead.

Go ahead.

Go alone, and you'll find the beginning of a very long answer.

Go on ahead when you're ready.

Go shut down your workstation. We're taking a trip.

Goddamn it, Irv. We warned you.

Good morning, Macrodata Refinement.

Good night, milady.

Good night, milord.

Good night, Mrs. Selvig.

Good night, Mrs. Selvig.

Good night.

Good night.

Good.

Got it. Yeah.

Graner. Okay. Is that, like, a person you know or…

Gratitude!

Great to see you.

Great, very restorative.

Great.

Great. Off we go.

Great. Very restorative.

Grumble, grumble. These perks are so out of hand.

Guess not.

Guys, this is Helly.

Guys!

Hands on the table, please.

Handsome too. See those brows?

Hang up. Quickly.

Harmony, hello.

Has allowed us to already do so on a much deeper level.

Have a seat.

Have a seat.

He did. He was a misdiagnosed alcoholic.

He said he was ill.

He said he would start building us a house in the hereafter.

He should be coming down first now. You don't think that

He sounded just shattered not to be at work.

He was the only one who really appreciated your humor.

He, you know, looked at me weird, like he knew me.

He'd still be here.

He's not going to.

He's probably sick. They wouldn't bounce him and Petey the same week.

Hell is just the product of a morbid human imagination.

Hello, I'm Helly.

Hello, Mr. Milchick.

Hello, Refiners.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Hello.

Hello.

Hello. You

Helly, could you flip on this console?

Helly, Mr. Graner.

Helly, welcome.

Helly!

Helly!

Helly!

Helly!

Helly!

Helly?

Helly?

Helly? What are you doing?

Helly.

Here, why don't you come in? I have milk.

Here's the couch. I'll find you a sleeping bag.

Here's your stairwell. Just past the bend.

Hey, Helly.

Hey, how's the good doctor therapy man with that weird little mustache?

Hey, I didn't want to be department chief.

Hey, man, you wanna benefit off forced labor, that's up…

Hey, Mark. I just printed out

Hey, old timer!

Hey, sorry I derailed your game.

Hey, there.

Hey, uh, just in case you find this relevant for some reason,

Hey, when we heard you were coming here, it was like a miracle.

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Let me out!

Hey! Open the door!

Hey! Open the door!

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey.

Hey. Are you sure nobody can see in any of these transoms?

Hey. Eagan bingo.

Hey. I see you've found my wayward trainee.

Hey. What's that? Sudoku?

Hi there, you on the table.

Hi there, you on the table.

Hi, Judd.

Hi, kids. What's for dinner?

Hi, kids. What's for dinner?

Hi, Mr. Milchick.

Hi, Mr. Milchick.

Hi, Mrs. Selvig.

Hi.

Hi.

Hi.

High stress exchanges like that so fresh off your food poisoning.

His favorite breakfast.

History makes us someone. Gives us a context. A shape.

Hmm.

Holy shit.

How happy are you that you asked me to stay here?

How long you been up?

How many departments are there?

How was dinner?

How was wellness?

How'd the check go?

I [stammers] Why would you

I You know, it hasn't been a, uh a blight for me.

I acknowledge that, henceforth,

I acknowledge that, henceforth,

I actually find your reaction sweet.

I actually woke up not feeling terribly well.

I also heard that if you're severed,

I also think that melon isn't getting any tastier.

I am aware that this alteration

I am aware that this alteration

I am going to come in, so get get ready.

I am thankful to have been caught,

I am thankful to have been caught,

I am thankful to have been caught,

I assume this is about me acting as department chief today.

I authored it myself, and of course, it falls outside corporate canon,

I broke protocol this morning.

I can sense that the questions made you feel afraid or disoriented.

I can't help that I was hired older than you.

I certainly hope not.

I checked, and it's not expressly prohibited in the manual.

I did a thing. I deleted the scary numbers.

I didn't ask for Petey to disappear and for

I didn't think anybody was out here.

I do think the old photos are supposed to stay on the desk

I don't That one makes no sense.

I don't even feel like I left.

I don't know if the monitors are bugged. Or if Irving's gonna walk in.

I don't know what that means.

I don't know why I said that. I mean, I was scared too.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. He said it was abdominal.

I don't know. I don't know you.

I don't know. Pip's.

I don't think you're quite getting the game here, Helly.

I don't wanna be in there, do I?

I don't wanna do the file sorting thing

I don't want to.

I don't…

I feel like ripping out my germ ridden larynx

I give consent for my perceptual chronologies to be surgically split,

I guess I went home last night,

I had to grab something, and I know it's not appropriate.

I hate this place. It smells like 19th century ass.

I have a mnemonic poem to help you remember their names.

I have Mark S. at my desk.

I have, of my own free accord, elected to undergo the procedure

I haven't any tokens. I can't eat with no tokens.

I hid the original for you when I left.

I hope that you'll let it help you.

I hope you aren't rushing the saints.

I just can't watch you leave.

I just don't grasp the visceral element. What does it feel like?

I just feel like forgetting about her for eight hours a day

I just keep thinking about those damn bins.

I just love seeing you all come in like this.

I just noticed you've removed the group photos from the desks.

I just think I'm not gonna work here anymore. Sorry.

I just think you could've mentioned it sooner.

I know Mark's been trying so hard to get you to feel happy.

I know you and Petey were close.

I know you haven't run a training before, but Irving will be there to shadow.

I know your innie will be sad to have missed the day.

I know.

I know. And it broke my heart when they took it down.

I like to think my outie lives on, like, a riverboat.

I lost my wife a couple years ago in a car accident.

I love seeing the sunrise on his face.

I loved that you did the Ambrose cycle in the team building space last quarter.

I make these statements freely.

I make these statements freely.

I mean, her outie filmed a thank you.

I mean, I find it helps to focus on the effects of sleep

I mean, I heard that some of them are so deluded

I mean, I wish I could do it.

I mean, I'm 99% sure there was no coup.

I mean, in so much as you've come to know it.

I mean, it's been, like, 45 minutes.

I mean, quitting would effectively end your life.

I mean, there should have been some notice of this. What happened?

I mean, you know, he he was He set the tone.

I met the O&D department head.

I might get passed over for refiner of the quarter

I need tokens so I can eat!

I quit.

I really can't recommend honesty enough.

I really don't.

I recall this. I objected.

I said, Petey is no longer with this company.

I see.

I should be back around 6:00.

I still don't buy they actually incentivized creamer.

I still think an occasional mixer wouldn't hurt anything.

I think either's really good.

I think for some people, it's the point.

I think he's out.

I think it's exactly the condescending verbiage that I'd expect

I think Milchick was pretty clear.

I think people really enjoyed you tonight, Mark.

I think this is a good time to remind ourselves

I thought I already had, but then, yeah, you made it way worse.

I thought Lumon was more on the tech side of things.

I thought without severance it would make more sense, but…

I thought you were starting to, like, be okay here.

I told that voice that I would find him and kill him.

I told you, you'll understand when you see it, so just be patient.

I tried that first. So did you.

I trust that your session was good.

I understand you don't feel it's working out for you here at Lumon.

I understand you don't wanna answer my questions…

I understand you're confused about the severance procedure.

I used to think it would take a monster

I walked into the cave of my own mind, and there I tamed them.

I was dusting the old group photos, the ones with Petey,

I was just going in. I was admiring the art while I wait.

I was just reading this think piece

I was listening at the door. I heard it all.

I was saying, my friend in Lima hasn't had a food based dinner event in

I wasn't expecting [stammers] Is this about Helena?

I will be unable to access outside recollections

I will be unable to access outside recollections

I will say this.

I will, without you.

I will.

I wonder if you'd mind taking a brief survey.

I wonder if you'd mind taking a brief survey.

I wonder if you'd mind taking a brief survey.

I would like to leave the building now.

I would say something like, "Dig in."

I would think lats carry a high value.

I'd be just thrilled to chat once we've run the survey.

I'd be just thrilled to chat, once we've run the survey.

I'd just always be thinking about, you know, the other one.

I'd never seen it.

I'd prefer it be by a friend.

I'll be upstairs after to let you know how it went.

I'll bring by more!

I'll give you a mugwort bath bomb that'll make you sleep like a rag doll.

I'll just [grunts]

I'll try to get down there.

I'll wait until after it's born to murder you.

I'm I'm sorry.

I'm I'm sorry.

I'm I'm standing great.

I'm a dead lock for that this quarter, so don't get your hopes up.

I'm a severed worker. Employee number 4502.

I'm afraid you don't mean it.

I'm afraid you don't mean it. Again, please.

I'm afraid you're not sorry.

I'm agog at how well I can tell you're already fitting in.

I'm asking for the safety of this department.

I'm at the stairwell.

I'm bringing up the compunction statement for Helly R.

I'm coming out from my session.

I'm coming.

I'm experimenting with chamomile, so no hard feelings if you gag.

I'm fine. We'll be fine.

I'm Irving. Macrodata Refinement.

I'm just deicing my stoop.

I'm just gonna grab the stretcher. I'll be right back. [indistinct]

I'm making all the bedsheets myself,

I'm making this video

I'm not allowed to see.

I'm not gonna talk about it in here.

I'm not taking your survey.

I'm not taking your survey.

I'm proud of you for taking that job. I really am.

I'm serious.

I'm so sorry, sir. I'm just so sorry.

I'm sorry I'm just now calling.

I'm sorry, a waffle party?

I'm sorry, do you know how much muscle shows pay?

I'm sorry, I don't know anything about myself.

I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.

I'm sorry, I got ahead of myself.

I'm sorry, I just had to drown out the memory

I'm sorry, Mark. [sighs]

I'm sorry, Mark. You guys were one of my favorite office friendships.

I'm sorry, Mrs. Selvig. They've cooked the food, and it's here.

I'm sorry, outies are

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. Uh, I I've just been I don't know.

I'm sorry. Yeah.

I'm sorry. You don't get that reference.

I'm sure I won't.

I'm truly sorry to see you here, Helly.

I'm watching.

I'm your best friend.

I'ma call you back.

I've been at Lumon for, like…

I've been mapping out the floor.

I've heard.

I've never worn it or anything. Sorry, it's weird.

I've subbed for Petey before, so it shouldn't be that big a thing.

I've wanted to pummel Mark myself, but I am his employer.

If he doesn't process today, they won't know until Tuesday of next week.

If he's at some new job or drunk on a beach, or dead

If I give you $3,000, will you forgive me?

If I let you sleep in a greenhouse.

If it's a deeper meaning she craves, she should see the perpetuity wing.

If no one accepts the resignations,

If Petey were the tone setter you're lionizing him as,

If she wants an honest conversation

If something happens to me,

If they come back and attack us, I think we should kill Mark.

If you breathe on me, I'll rip your larynx out.

If you can't answer the question, feel free to say, "unknown."

If you don't wanna know what's going on down there, I won't force it.

If you wanna spin around and head back in, that should be that.

If you're really unhappy,

If your outie did muscle shows, you wouldn't have to work here.

Image is good.

In case I found a new man before I got there.

In my life, I have identified four components, which I call tempers,

In the advanced role of Macrodata Refinement department chief.

In the elevator back up.

In this room.

In what way?

Including the erasers and the finger traps that you see displayed here.

Indeed, this gnat will spend much of its three to seven day life…

Irreparably.

Irv?

Irv.

Irv's got claws today.

Irving?

Irving?

Is comprehensive and irreversible.

Is comprehensive and irreversible.

Is pretty curtailed.

Is that right?

Is that you're murdering people eight hours a day

Isn't Minnesota, like, crazy cold with the lakes?

Isn't that a little weird?

Isn't the same thing as healing.

It almost makes me wish I remembered my own childhood.

It doesn't make sense till you see it, and it takes a while to see.

It is this great and consecrated power

It just never stops, huh?

It just seems premature. I mean, that place is a lot.

It literally causes fear.

It sounds dumb, and Mark said it dumb.

It was funny.

It was very painful for me.

It's It's helped me.

It's a completely different office.

It's all part of the process.

It's amazing what you're doing.

It's an unnatural state for a person to have no history.

It's better here. It's calming.

It's easier for you both if he knows which end to start from.

It's fine.

It's fine. Got a gift card.

It's going fair.

It's good. It means you won't get sent to the break room anymore.

It's his house?

It's horrid.

It's how you don't die of boredom in the perpetuity wing.

It's important apparently.

It's like having two different lives suddenly stitched together.

It's me. I do the job.

It's morning. You are in my basement.

It's not called the "mouth wall."

It's nothing.

It's okay.

It's standard.

It's temporary.

It's the Eagans.

It's the living soul of Lumon and everything she stands for,

It's the perpetuity wing.

It's… for fun.

Jesus. Stairwells too. Why?

June is my daughter. Greatest kid on Earth and a hell of a guitar player.

Just Seems like they'd recognize my face.

Just as you had.

Just might be good to peruse when you're between things.

Just poke around first. Use the arrows.

Just relax your body and be open to the facts.

Just relax.

Just start at 1A and continue by line, based on her answers.

Just stick to the flowchart and escalate properly depending on dialectics.

Kay, two things. How do you know what cubist form is…

Kier sorted the departments by virtue.

Last time you saw Ms. Cobel, she was in her old office.

Lastly, Helly's resignation request, uh,

Legalized severance on our state.

Less tense in the shoulders. Spry.

Less than a month after her company went severed?

Let me out of here.

Let me out of here. Hey!

Let me the fuck out of here!

Let's chat about something I bet you have heard of, the work/life balance.

Let's get this new group photo before the melon bloat sets in.

Light's on the left.

Like if it turns out I hate this and I want to quit, is that an option?

Like nothing?

Like, did you grow me as food and that's why I have no memories?

Like, do we even know what we're supposedly cleaning?

Like, I'm imagining them rounding a corner, and we're all blood soaked,

Like, in a five day work week, or…

Like, they only ever see each other?

Like, what if you wrote the letters funky, like one of those robot tests?

Like, you could get married and have kids,

Little vibration now.

Look, I I found a department. One they don't tell us about.

Look, I do sympathize.

Look, Kier said, "Keep a merry humor ever in your heart."

Look, you seem like a smart person. But don't you see how fucked up this is?

Look.

Look.

Lumon has been good to us, and it is feckless to

Macrodata Refinement.

Macrodats are clever and true, while O&D's more cruelty centered.

Made me feel sad.

Mark S., at this time I confer upon you the freedom to serve Kier

Mark, could I have a word?

Mark, I don't wanna work here with you.

Mark, I spoke to your outie yesterday.

Mark, is that you?

Mark, sorry about the card.

Mark, sorry to interrupt. I know you're training Helly.

Mark, would you place your key card on my desk?

Mark?

Mark? Come in. Shut the thing.

Mark.

Mark.

Mark.

Mark.

Mark's late wife, Gemma, was an educator as well. Russian literature.

Mark's work is sensitive enough as to require the severance procedure.

May I?

Maybe if you wore it inside out?

Maybe keep your eyes on the icy road.

Maybe with a little oomph?

Maybe. Petey was sniffling yesterday.

Mm hmm.

Mm hmm.

Morally. Scientifically.

Most people only think of O&D when new handbook totes come in.

Most severed workers don't see the sun their whole lives.

Mr. Graner.

Mr. Milchick, it's Mark Scout.

Mr. Scout, what a pleasure. How can I help you?

Mr. Scout.

Mrs. Selvig.

Must have slipped my mind.

My access to my memories will be spatially dictated.

My access to my memories will be spatially dictated.

My babe, I'm gonna put it off to the side.

My current file's called "Tumwater"…

My delts are embarrassingly good today. My outie does muscle shows for sure.

My fall cut short by those with wizened hands.

My fall cut short by those with wizened hands.

My fall cut short by those with wizened hands.

My father would make me whisper…

My job is to scroll through this spreadsheet

My late husband was a carpenter,

My name is Helly R.

My name is Petey. I'm from work.

My outie wouldn't do that.