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Moon Knight (2022) - Season 1

Moon Knight (2022) - Season 1

Moon Knight is an upcoming television series set to premiere in 2022, based on the Marvel Comics character of the same name. This highly anticipated show promises to be a thrilling exploration of a complex and enigmatic superhero.

Created by writer Doug Moench and artist Don Perlin, Moon Knight first appeared in 1975, and has since gained a dedicated following. The character, also known as Marc Spector, is a former mercenary who becomes the avatar of the Egyptian moon god Khonshu after a near-death experience. With multiple personalities and a gripping backstory, Moon Knight is a unique and intriguing addition to the Marvel Universe.

Season 1 of Moon Knight boasts an exceptionally talented cast, with Oscar Isaac taking the lead as Marc Spector aka Moon Knight. Isaac, known for his tremendous range and powerful performances, is sure to bring depth and complexity to the character. His portrayal of Moon Knight's internal struggles and various personalities is highly anticipated by fans.

Joining Isaac is Ethan Hawke, another seasoned actor who has proven his versatility in numerous roles. Hawke takes on the role of the show's primary antagonist, though specific details about his character remain shrouded in mystery. His inclusion in the cast adds an extra layer of intrigue and anticipation.

Samuel L. Jackson also makes a guest appearance as Nick Fury, a character well-known to Marvel fans. Jackson's portrayal of Fury in previous films has been widely praised, and his involvement in Moon Knight only heightens the excitement surrounding the show.

Although further details about the plot of Season 1 have been kept under wraps, fans can expect a psychologically rich storyline with intense action sequences. Moon Knight, with his multiple personas, offers a unique opportunity to delve into themes of identity, mental health, and the blurred lines between hero and anti-hero.

As fans eagerly await the premiere of Moon Knight, they can indulge in the incredible soundscape associated with the show. From the intense orchestral score that accompanies Moon Knight's daring exploits to the atmospheric and moody tracks that capture the character's internal struggles, the music promises to be an integral part of the viewing experience.

Fortunately, fans can now access and enjoy this immersive music by playing and downloading these sounds. The score, composed by an as-yet-unannounced artist, is sure to elevate the tension and emotion of Moon Knight's adventures and enhance the overall storytelling.

In conclusion, Moon Knight (2022) - Season 1 is shaping up to be a remarkable exploration of a complex and intriguing character. With a stellar cast, including Oscar Isaac, Ethan Hawke, and Samuel L. Jackson, and a promising storyline, this highly anticipated show is sure to captivate audiences. Fans can prepare for the upcoming premiere by immersing themselves in the atmospheric soundscape associated with Moon Knight, available for play and download.

A bit. Yeah, a bit. Watch, here it comes. Wait for it.
A ha! Okay, here we go.
A happy, simple, normal life. You understand?
A killer.
A portal presents itself anywhere.
A self appointed responsibility that you alone were able to enjoy, no?
A tiny sliver of her power.
Abdullah El Faouly.
About a dig site.
About her shiva, and I couldn't do it.
About Steven.
About the nature of reality. Like, take, for example, this pen, right?
Achieve their judgment by revealing to me moments of sin and pain.
After everything, you told me that we needed to move on.
After Madripoor I'm sure you two will have a lot to talk about.
After your mother passed.
Ah, so he's the smart one, hey?
Ah!
Ah.
Ah...
Airport.
Alexander was the voice of Ammit.
Alexander? I don't think so. God, I hope not. (CHUCKLES)
All right, all right, all right!
All right, all right, all right.
All right, always lovely to chat.
All right, go ahead. You're in.
All right, I better jog on.
All right, Rosser. It's all right. Those old bones can't hurt you.
All right, Steven, you wanna talk to me? Talk to me. What now?
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. Aye, aye, Captain.
All right. Be gentle with him. Don't hurt him. All right?
All right. Divo... Divorce?
All right. Do it. Take control. For now.
All right. I think I should go with you, yeah?
All right. I'm gonna try something. I'll do something here.
All right. Open up. Sorry, Mr. Great.
All right. So, what?
All right. Yeah.
All the organs would come out. Except for the heart.
All the things I'd done...
All this time I thought I was the original,
All those horrible things that she said to you,
All those stolen relics and cheeky antiques?
Always the same, isn't it?
Ammit had many followers. I didn't know who to trust.
Ammit knows this too well.
Ammit tears evil up from the root.
Ammit was buried in secret. The location hidden even from the gods.
Ammit was buried in secret. The location hidden even from the gods.
Ammit will light the path to good by eradicating the choice of evil,
Ammit will light the path to good by eradicating the choice of evil.
Ammit will light the path to good.
Ammit's gift to her first Avatar.
Amputation, horrific and grotesque,
And "What if he doesn't have it?" And...
And a reassuring fantasy that you've created on your own.
And all I'm asking of you is an honest assessment of your situation.
And all those people die...
And asked me a riddle for passage, I'd be thrilled.
And bring my vengeance to those who would do them harm?
And bring my vengeance to those who would do them harm?
And deliver Khonshu's justice to those who hurt them.
And did it suck for you? Getting rejected from the Field of Reeds?
And didn't you say that you worked for one?
And eradicate only the worst, those who deserve it.
And he executed everyone at the dig site.
And help each other uncover whatever it is that we're hiding, apparently.
And his servant unwell.
And hopefully, NHS will fill me with enough pills
And I cannot do it alone.
And I don't even know about it until I wake up wherever.
And I have noticed, all right, in our sessions, a pattern developing.
And I think I'm in real danger,
And I think maybe that you might be the only person that can help me.
And I'm gonna go straight to the authorities.
And I'm just trying to figure out whose it is.
And if you...
And in the end, he left us no choice.
And in the wake of their screams,
And just try to strategize before we get to...
And knowing her, she'll go on a suicide mission to stop Harrow herself.
And Marc, you don't tell her because you know that if you do,
And no one knows who they were, do they?
And now the afterlife, right?
And only the worthiest would be allowed to pass through the Field of Reeds.
And return them to their rightful owners.
And right now, you have a very important decision to make.
And she'll light the path to heal the world.
And stars drift over time. Not much as far as stars go,
And take inventory of your feelings... Marc.
And that was unexpected.
And that's normal, all right? Many of us, when asked to look into
And that's what made you late for work again, was it?
And that's, uh, that's Marc?
And the effects will wear off soon.
And the Feather of Truth.
And the more you ask for help,
And the ushabti goes to us.
And then I found him, with the scarab,
And then something else pops up, and it's like I've not known you at all.
And there's Crawley probably about to yell bingo!
And they go up the old nozzle and... (IMITATES SUCTION)
And they're gonna put me away so I don't hurt anyone else.
And this ship can't be that hard to steer. So...
And to him it was a dream worth dying for. And he did.
And trust me, I'm a goblet half full kind of gal, but...
And wander about, you know, like it has to get the 10,000 steps in.
And we might finally understand.
And we will imprison you in stone.
And we're not going to the Field of Reeds, either.
And when it's finished,
And you didn't think that maybe I should've been made aware of that?
And you have been at it for hours.
And you know we despise your garishness,
And your husband...
And, of course, with that freedom comes choice.
And, uh, yeah, that's...
And, yeah, well, the museum said that they wouldn't press charges
Anton. Anton, don't listen to this man. He's trying to stop us from reaching...
Anton...
Anxious, maybe.
Any museum property on your person?
Anyone who wants to come in can, it's free.
Anything real?
Anyway, if I am gonna have a girlfriend, at some point,
Anyway, Mom, all's well here. Not too bad.
Anyway, sorry I missed you, Mom.
Archeology. One big mess of obsessive bookworms.
Are they just gonna stand by and allow somebody to unleash Ammit?
Are you cryin'?
Are you done?
Are you in love with my wife?
Are you living here with someone else?
Are you mad? The fish is wrong, the time is wrong. You're not quite right.
Are you seriously talking about trust?
Are you sure you want to be with Khonshu again?
Are you unwell?
Aren't they scattered all over the world?
Aren't you coming with?
ARTHUR: I hear you loud and clear, Steven Grant of the gift shop.
ARTHUR: I know that you're having a great deal of difficulty
ARTHUR: I only told her what millions more will soon learn.
ARTHUR: I'm sorry, but that belongs to me.
ARTHUR: I'm sorry.
ARTHUR: It contains in it
ARTHUR: It's maddening, isn't it? STEVEN: Hello?
ARTHUR: Khonshu's retribution comes too late.
ARTHUR: Let him go.
ARTHUR: Marc, what has Khonshu promised you?
ARTHUR: Steven Grant of the gift shop.
ARTHUR: The justice of Ammit surveys the whole of our lives.
ARTHUR: The voice in your head.
ARTHUR: Where's the scarab? LAYLA: I have it.
ARTHUR: You don't have to listen to him.
ARTHUR: You hungry?
ARTHUR: Your father was murdered by mercenaries.
As his disciples, would he?
As long as, uh... As long as I do it in installments. That, uh...
As my
As my fist of vengeance.
As unworthy of love.
Avatars are not enough! We need the might of gods.
B 22.
B 22. Anyone got B 22? Don't be afraid to speak up.
B 22. Come on, everyone. Don't fall asleep on me now.
B 7, anyone? B 7? B 7? B 7?
Balance your Scales before we arrive at the Field of Reeds,
Be a bit happier if he pulled some bloody O's.
Because the Duat's true nature is impossible for the human mind
Because they believed you needed your heart
Because they've got seven gods here, and the Ennead has nine.
Because we're insane.
Because your mind would be so easy to break or because it was broken already?
Before you leave us, I'm sorry for the protocol of it, but...
Before you. I was the fist of vengeance.
Being able to differentiate
Being on the inside?
Bek.
Best juice ever in the world.
Better sort it out before Mum sees it.
Better understand your situation. Do you have the keys?
Between what's real and what's in your head.
BINGO HOST: Come and have tea with O 73. No. Moving on.
BINGO HOST: Moving on. G 15. Anyone have a G 15?
BINGO HOST: N 39. N 39.
BINGO HOST: Sounds like you've got a bingo.
Bit distracted... Excuse me.
Bloody hell, what...
Bloody hell.
Bollocks.
Bored with puzzles?
Bored with puzzles? Try a book.
BOY: Help!
BOY: Help!
Boys?
Boys?
Boys? Don't be gone too long.
Bravo.
Bring it out!
Bruv, listen, I must warn you.
Bugger, I've got a date. Sorry, I've got a date.
Bugger, there's so many of them.
But a hollow shell.
But all I'm seeing is literature to guide the dead.
But before we get there, I've just got to do a quick little...
But believing anything that comes out of your mouth
But Bushman changed the plan,
But he still hasn't told you the truth.
But here's some of that... I don't know, maybe it's the high altitude or something.
But his gate is the only path back.
But I am unable to offer you this. Thank you.
But I can't have you fightin' me this time.
But I can't have you interfering in what I have left to do.
But I didn't die that night. And I should have.
But I think you were just taking a little time out.
But I'm just something that you made up.
But if I'm you...
But if visiting the sands were a crime,
But in there
But it could mean the difference between us searching miles away
But it talked.
But it was all a lie, wasn't it?
But manipulate the sky again
But no. I wanted to tell you that
But one man stands out.
But remember, you're only sedated because of your own behavior.
But someone had to know something.
But something stands in your way.
But speak, old master, to the point.
But that deal didn't involve you getting Layla and us killed, did it?
But that doesn't change the fact that this man is...
But that doesn't mean that we shouldn't have.
But that's your baggage, not mine.
But the child is not a diseased limb.
But the only pharaoh...
But the scales see everything. Perhaps it's something that lies ahead.
But the unbalanced souls of the Duat now must claim yours.
But they'd never believe me, would they?
But unfortunately, I'm still here.
But we didn't make it.
But what I'm trying to point out...
But you also told her the truth about why I've been pushing her away.
But you don't want to tell anyone, no.
But you were there.
But you're not alone.
But you've gotten to live thinking that she loved you.
But, hey, we can roll with it, right?
But, I mean, he insisted on calling himself Egyptian.
But, like I said yesterday, they've all got...
But...
But...
But... Isn't that a bit dodgy?
By the time his fist of vengeance arrives,
By the way, this would be a great time for you to say something. Anything.
Call me Arthur. Come.
Call me sentimental, but I worry about you.
Called for no witnesses, and I couldn't live with that.
Can he hear me?
Can he hear us?
Can you do that?
Can you hear him?
Can you hear me? Can you hear me?
Can you open up to Steven?
Can you remember?
Casting her judgment before any evil's done.
Charming.
Check it out. They'd take this big metal hook, right?
Check the cartonnage.
Cheers, thanks a lot.
Cheers.
Clearly.
Come here! Stop, stop! Don't go up there!
Come on, lads. We have to leave now!
Come on, Marc. Let's go!
Come on, no. I think Friday still comes after Thursday, doesn't it?
Come on, now. It's like my fingers froze.
Come on, you bloody cupcake van! Move it!
Come on!
Come on! Move your ass! Thank you. So sorry. Thank you.
Come on! No, wait! Steven! Steven!
Come on. Come on, let's go.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Consider a diseased limb.
Consider this...
Conspiracy to release Ammit!
Cool.
Cool.
Dad called me after all these years,
Dad.
Damn it, there's not time for this.
DC FITZGERALD: Go on, tell me.
DC FITZGERALD: Now, why would you think that?
DC FITZGERALD: That's dark, man.
DC FITZGERALD: Tsk, tsk.
DC FITZGERALD: Yeah.
DC FITZGERALD: You're in possession of a stolen item.
DC KENNEDY: Anyone else here with you?
DC KENNEDY: Mind if we come in, Mr. Grant?
DC KENNEDY: We've only got ourselves a full blown, international fugitive.
Did he get a chance to speak with you?
Did I startle you? No. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Did I? Uh...
Did you hear that?
Did you inject me with something?
Did you kill Abdullah El Faouly?
Didn't even have that anymore.
Didn't have a ton of options after that,
Do I know Ammit... No, not personally.
Do not stop. I'm about to be called upon.
Do not tell Donna that I let you into this arena.
Do not trust the word of a shamed god.
Do what I do.
Do you have any good ideas?
Do you have any other suggestions?
Do you know Ammit?
Do you know what this is?
Do you know?
Do you not seek to release Ammit from her tomb?
Do you notice anything unusual about that statue?
Do you reckon he's havin' a seizure?
Do you see the spiral you put me through?
Do you see this? Look.
Do you swear to protect the travelers of the night
Do you think you created Steven
Do you understand?
Do you wanna know the truth?
Do you want a bloodbath? Huh?
Do you want death
Do you want some?
Do you... Do you remember this?
Doctors?
Doesn't matter.
Don't bother her, please.
Don't bother her.
Don't do it, Marc.
Don't do that.
Don't go any further!
Don't know how many times I have to tell you this.
Don't need that.
Don't you say her name. Do not give Layla up.
DONNA: You're still on inventory tonight.
DR. HARROW: Calm down. Marc? Marc.
DR. HARROW: Is that why you keep starting imaginary fights in our hospital?
Dr. Harrow?
Duat? The Egyptian underworld.
Dubai.
DYLAN: Punchy. Calling me now?
Each one of you has so much more in common than you know.
Eating away at parts of my life like a parasite.
Egyptian deity, right?
Egyptian deity, right? World's first bogeyman.
Egyptian gods walk among us.
Egyptians invented modern navigation.
Electrical problems in the building, innit?
ELIAS: Marc, son. Please come inside.
ELIAS: Wendy? Wendy, come on, please.
Employment records under the name Steven Grant.
Et voilà.
Ever since he was born.
Ever. Do you hear me?
Every time I ask you direct questions, you are triggered, you're overwhelmed,
Every time I learn something new about you,
Everyone who died.
Everything inside me is screaming not to open this thing.
Everything reminds me...
Evil eradicated.
Exactly. See, she gets it.
Except that it was in Egypt, right? And that you were with a rhinoceros
Excuse me for one moment.
Excuse me, Ronnie. This man right here has been following me.
Extra pralines for the man himself.
Fake passport and a thief.
Fast forward till when I come out. When I come out.
Feel free.
Feel it necessary to be just so condescending?
Feels like riding with a Victorian duchess.
Fella looks just like you.
FEMALE VOICE: Hello! And welcome to Staying Awake.
Find a pet shop that sells disabled fish and go there.
Find Senfu's sarcophagus and you'll find your tomb.
Find Senfu's sarcophagus and you'll find your tomb.
Fine. Thank you. (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
Fingers crossed for you guys, hey?
First one in. Tomb fit for a pharaoh.
Fixate on what's hurt us.
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, my name is Steven with a V.
Food's ready. Who's hungry? RoRo?
For information on mental health resources near you,
For sinners to commit their crime before punishing them.
For the last time, Khonshu...
For what it's worth, I had it under control until very recently.
For what your mother did to you?
For whatever that's worth.
From our most traumatic memories.
From where we're supposed to be looking.
Funny man.
G 15? No? Well, 16. Sweet 16 T.
Gabon.
Gabon. New York, Dubai.
Get back inside! You don't have long.
Get her out of here, Steven. You're way out of your depth.
Get in there and show each other the truth.
Get it out of here.
Get off me!
Get off, get off her!
Get on your knees.
Get started on these, okay, son?
Get those Scales balanced.
Get up.
Gets you discharged from the military.
Give me the scarab and you won't be torn apart.
Give them what they deserve.
God. I'm so sorry. Sorry...
God. I'm so sorry. Sorry...
Goddess of music and love?
Good Lord!
Good, yeah. Very good. Very good. Yeah.
Good.
Good. Thank you for having us over on such short notice.
Got it.
Gotcha!
Gotta figure something out.
Gracias, Victor.
Great work.
Great, yeah. Cool. Listen, man,
Great.
Great. Okay. Well, the books must have left that part out.
GUARD: Got it!
GUARD: We think so, yes.
Guess I'm gonna have to talk to you instead.
Ha ha.
Ha! The man indulged you.
Ha. I like this.
Had Ammit been free, she would have
Had you not broken me so completely,
Handmade. Made by his daughter perhaps.
Hang on, did she say steak?
Harrow's men keeping tabs?
Has anyone seen the security footage?
Has Khonshu told you how this works?
Have a good trip, love.
Have a look here.
Have we done it? Have we balanced them?
He has a marriage certificate under the name Marc Spector...
He has committed no offense.
He is a deceiver!
He is in agony.
He just needs a couple minutes in there alone,
He lied to me. That's what he did.
He often throws temper tantrums, like a two year old.
He said I had a right to know.
He shot me too. I was supposed to die that night.
He thinks Khonshu wants you for his Avatar, and he won't let that happen.
He understands all of this. I really think it's worth giving him a shot.
He wants her as my replacement. I'm never gonna let that happen.
He was manipulating you from the start.
He was tasked with recording the location of the tomb
He won't return the body.
He would be so proud of you
He'd love to get out there, but it's a bit hard with one fin, innit?
He'll talk.
He's from the Yucatan. He's... No, he's very funny.
He's gonna kill millions, trust me!
He's just a kid.
He's just trying to mess with you.
He's praying.
He's tracking us.
Heaven on Earth.
Hello, man in the mirror. I was wondering if you'd pop up again.
Hello, Mom. It's me. Just checkin' in.
Hello, officers.
Hello! And welcome to Staying Awake.
Hello! Reading... Is there a chapter you'd like to be a part of?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello? Donna?
Hello? You... (SIGHS)
Hello.
Hello. Hello! Excuse me, could you help me?
Help, please. I've been kidnapped...
Here was little old me worrying I'd blow your chests wide open.
Here we go.
Here, boy.
Here, boy.
Here.
Here. Come on. Take it.
Here's what they did to the archaeologists.
Hey, do you feel that?
Hey, Dylan. Yeah. Could you call Mrs. Grant, please?
Hey, he's gone.
Hey, hey, hey, Marc. What do you do?
Hey, J.B., how you doin', mate?
Hey, mate, still selling the old brushes and brooms, right?
Hey, pal. Take a look inside the sarcophagus.
Hey, Steven? Marc?
Hey, Steven.
Hey, thank you. I feel really great.
Hey.
Hey. You were just a child.
Heya, Mum. Hey, you all right?
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi...
Hi...
Hide. Hide.
Hide. Hide.
HIPPO: I actually... I have... Hold on a sec.
HIPPO: Okay, great.
HIPPO: So, are you two, like, twins?
Hippo! Hippo!
His retribution comes too late.
His retribution comes too late.
His sarcophagus was stolen and sold on the black market.
His vision is obscured by jealousy, paranoia, and his...
Hiya.
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm?
Hmm.
Hmm.
Hmm. We'll never know.
Hold on a minute. What's this...
Hold the door.
Honestly, I do.
Honestly, I don't have it.
Honestly, it's like my body wants to get up
Hope you find it.
Hound of the Baskervilles, was it?
How are you doing today, Donna?
How come?
How did you find me?
How did you get here?
How do you mean?
How have you been?
How long am I waitin'?
How long have you been doing this?
How many streets have you walked down your whole life?
How many times would you say you've seen that movie? Approximately?
How we doin', Gus? You sleep all right?
Huh?
Huh? Oh, God.
I am grateful.
I am never giving you control again.
I am not Marc Spector.
I am real justice!
I am sorry.
I am the god Khonshu,
I am trying to help you.
I am. I am unwell.
I appreciate your concern, mate. I really do. But we've got it from here.
I believe you.
I bet that he'd be positively beaming right now,
I brought us here?
I call for judgment against Arthur Harrow.
I can offer you food, clothing,
I can't believe he let you teach me how to do all of this.
I can't go on a bloody date. I can barely keep a goldfish alive.
I can't help you if you don't help yourself.
I can't imagine that too many other people have seen it.
I can't save anyone who won't save themselves.
I can't. I can't.
I can't... I'm trying to stop my legs from moving. I'm trying to give it to you.
I cannot lose another son.
I couldn't...
I did find things hidden in my flat.
I did it! You got planted! (LAUGHS)
I did not. I am protecting her. You don't know what you're talking about.
I did, but this is our only shot. It's the way it's gotta be.
I didn't do any of this.
I didn't even ask her. I don't know how it happened.
I didn't know either.
I didn't shoot you.
I do actually have cards for all this
I do hope you find closure.
I do.
I don't blame 'em. I'm a vandal. I should've been arrested.
I don't care what that Nemo movie says.
I don't care what this hippo says. There's no way we're ending up down there.
I don't give a monkey's. Take these downstairs...
I don't have a surname, just Marc.
I don't know how to explain what's been happening.
I don't know what this has to do with Egypt really.
I don't know what's happening.
I don't know where I am. What an absolute muppet!
I don't know, Donna. Salad? Bread?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I just thought you deserved to know.
I don't know. It could be.
I don't know. It's... A long time.
I don't need protection. What I need is honesty.
I don't need that.
I don't understand what's happening!
I don't wanna use it.
I don't want it. Can I have my body back?
I don't... This is my room.
I eat one piece of steak, and then, bam, I go bonkers.
I enjoyed dealing out pain on your behalf.
I feel the pain inside of you.
I figured you were using a coded message when we spoke on the phone.
I find this really encouraging.
I fired two of them for bein' late.
I get that you're not happy about me leaving so quickly and coming to Cairo.
I got your postcard, putting it up on Gus' tank now.
I had a brother?
I had to go digging down old Alexander the Great's gullet, but I found it.
I have a sleeping disorder.
I have no idea how many personalities he must possess.
I have no idea.
I have to say, I feel like I've been waiting for this my whole life.
I haven't heard that sound since... Since our wedding.
I hear you, can you hear me?
I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty of borrowing the film you brought.
I hope you like attention.
I hope you understand this is more than a collection to me.
I judge you in Ammit's name with but a fraction of her power.
I just couldn't... I couldn't face that again.
I just kept thinking, "He's got the suit. He's fine."
I just want my life back.
I kind of draw a line there at child murder.
I know being on the right side of things is important to you.
I know I'm bloody not alone. I've got Layla.
I know that you enjoy the work I have for you.
I know this is classic HR to say, but...
I know you can be healed. Marc. Marc, please...
I know you.
I know you.
I know you're confused. You weren't supposed to see any of this.
I know.
I know. She's here.
I like the robe.
I liked the villain.
I lost my job. It's been you. It's always been you,
I may have some information about it.
I mean, a thought can't be evil, can it?
I mean, but he knew, he just saw right through me.
I mean, given the production value of that film,
I mean, like, the resources needed to build this thing.
I mean, they must pay you a lot of money in this place.
I mean, this... It looks like a freshly filled canopic jar, and snake skins,
I mean... Why haven't you?
I might keep a few to pay the bills.
I might never have known the value of healing.
I miss him, too, is all.
I must admit I do not miss the sound of that voice.
I must be mistaken. Okay?
I need help.
I need to know, where is the scarab?
I need you to keep an eye out, 'cause I'm being followed.
I needed to talk to that guy.
I never forget a face.
I never told anyone why I really moved.
I offer proof that it's real.
I owe my victory to you.
I prefer cricket.
I promise you. We wouldn't be alive if it weren't for Khonshu. And my...
I read his scales.
I really liked that jacket.
I recognize this place.
I remember every night.
I remember some things, but I don't remember this.
I remember the first morning I woke up knowing that Khonshu was gone.
I saw you kill that woman in the Alps.
I see you're angry. I know I've made you angry. I'm sorry, yeah?
I see.
I serve Khonshu. I'm his Avatar.
I should've known you would do something like this.
I shouldn't have brought him in the cave.
I squished it. I squished it.
I still can't tell when you're joking or not. (LAUGHS)
I strongly encourage you to return that.
I strongly encourage you to return that.
I suggest you stop listening to that stupid pigeon.
I swear to God, there was a dog chasing me, like a big hound, or...
I swear to you, Steven. I swear...
I swear to you, you will never see me or hear from me again.
I swear. I'm not joking.
I swear. That wasn't me.
I take them off the black market
I tell you what, I feel like a million dollars, never felt so good.
I think about killing my boss all the time,
I think so, yeah. I mean, yep, yes.
I think that... But I think I just would love to take a look.
I think we died.
I think we just stopped.
I think we're looking at the long lost tomb
I think you best come with us, son.
I think, "That's it. There can't possibly be any secrets left between us."
I thought he'd talk.
I thought that you were in danger, or kidnapped again.
I thought we were going to the police station.
I thought you wanted me to do that when you turned it on.
I too have suffered from mental illness, breaks in psychic awareness,
I took the bus,
I tried to save your father, but I couldn't save him. And I...
I try not to fight it.
I understand.
I wanna see what she did.
I want him back.
I want you to consider this.
I want you to remember one thing.
I was banished for not abandoning humanity,
I was beginning to worry we might never speak again.
I was really rooting for you guys,
I was worried you were never gonna be able to acknowledge Marc.
I will never give you a moment of peace, I promise.
I will not ask again.
I will see you on the flip flop.
I wish you could live to see the world we make.
I wish you could live to see the world we make.
I won't do it! You can't make me! You can't make me!
I wonder what fishes dream about.
I wonder what your father would think of his little scarab now?
I work at a gift shop. My name's Steven Grant.
I would never divorce you.
I wouldn't do that.
I...
I'd assumed Steven Grant was an alias. Imagine my surprise to find you here.
I'd love to take this opportunity to show you around.
I'd say you are a compass, but you're not pointing north.
I'd shit myself but I'd be thrilled.
I'd tell them you worked at a gift shop,
I'll be Rosser, though.
I'll have a steak, please.
I'll have the best bit of the...
I'll share it with you this time. I swear.
I'll tell you everything. Okay?
I'll throw us off a cliff!
I'll try you again tomorrow. Laters, gators.
I'm afraid you're actually quite dead.
I'm curious, do you think that Khonshu chose you as his Avatar
I'm dead? We're dead?
I'm dead.
I'm driving backwards.
I'm glad you mentioned that.
I'm going to die in an evil magician's man cave.
I'm going to do what you could not.

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